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Getting drunk on July 4th is so cliche. That's why I got drunk last night.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:30pm.

I have done a lot of reading on this subject. You have done a brilliant job of explaining our economic crisis.
I read "Atlas Shrugged" about a dozen times, so bear with me.
"Whatever the market will bear" is a motto of a free economy. I believe there is the finest of lines between "profit" and "greed".
It is any business' BUSINESS to make money. From the lemonade stand to Wall Street.
Greed is not regulated to the rich. Isn't buying a house you know you can't afford greedy? Isn't giving all your money to the Bernie Madoffs who promise ridiculous profits in ratio to the investment a bit greedy.
While I agree with much of what you say, in the end, people need to be more responsible for their own decisions, and less dependent on the government to give them a "get out of jail free" card; from the CEO's, to the careless investors, to the irresponsible consumers.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Side note...orgasmed when I found mint tim tams at the grocery store.

WHICH GROCERY?!?! TELL ME.. TELL ME NOW!!!!

*runs to get keys*

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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter

two words.

summer pudding.

thank you and good night.

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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter

Sandbitch,

That is what English hubby called it...only made with the turkey, his version of stuffing.

All I know is it is bloody brilliant and also makes your days after shepherds pie awesome!

Have not partaken of an Aussie hub, maybe I should make that a priority.

Side note...orgasmed when I found mint tim tams at the grocery store.

I actually like her hair. :/

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:24pm.

IG,

Snap...

It is the shiz, let me tell you. You take your giblets from the turkey, chop, add diced onion, pork sausage meat,bacon, S&P, bread crumbs, and guinness.

Heaven.

--Hey - that sounds a wee bit like faggot. I love faggot, with some pease pudding, a splash of worcestershire sauce and some hot english mustard.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blackcountry/content/images/2007/02/06/faggots203_2...

Thanks ESE! :)

Thanks islandgirl, had I spent more than five minutes on that it could've been a damn essay paper. lol

CTH, thanks and you're right. I just wanted to vent a little bit today, that's all. I am sorry about your cat, that sucks big time. At least the kitty will be with a good couple.

Night everyone, I have some shit to put on eBay....

IG,

Funny us northern creatures eh? When I first came home I scoffed at these temps.

Four years on I have finally re-acclimatized and suffer with the rest.

Thanks, EEG, I sent it to myself in a mail.

By the way, it's 41C here now, and I have gone hydraulic. :)

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:35pm.
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Ohhhhhh! You're trying to make me drown in my own saliva aren't you, you devil? That sounds sooo good! I had Spotted Dick as a kid in Australia - I think my Nanna used to put Golden Syrup on it (an English import, I believe?)It was *heavenly*.

Edited to add: sowwy, just saw the posts below from Sandbitch talking about Golden Syrup. I'm a little slow off the mark *hic*

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"You gotta get up close, like this- and bada bing! You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit"~ Jimmy Caan, as Sonny Corleone in 'The Godfather, improvising and creating the term 'bada bing.'

IG,

Just a normal baking pan, then cut into squares. Ends up about 2 inches tall.

30 degrees and I want a god damned fry up followed by a full roast dinner.

You evil whores.

ETA..Evil Shoe brill post. And Savoy cabbage!

Evilshoe
you are among friends. I may not agree with anyone's politcs, but that's not a good enough reason to end a friendship.
peace out.

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Fucka doodle-do.

Evilshoe, I know sweet fuck all about American politics, but that was an awesome post. You obviously know what you're talking about, hon. Please take Event Horizon with a grain of salt, she only comes here to stir the shit. ♥♥

JOE
spotted dick is a dessert. it's this really rich, steam cake, hard to describe, but heaven on a plate.
it's spotted due to raisins. it has a ton of lard/butter and you serve it with this totally rich sweet syrup.
think uber pancake, pancake on crack.

we will have oven roasted brussel sprouts, parsnips and potatos, corn for the wussies, and broccoli with cheese.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:12pm.

The English breakie looks yummy, but I'd like some fried, (in the bacon grease), tomato with mine, and a little HP malt vinegar drizzled over it.

When I visited friends in Eton, years ago, they served me black pudding. I put every condiment they had on it, and finished it, but it was knarly.

They also turned me on to Scotch Eggs. Yum!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

I apologize for the long ass post y'all.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:02pm.

Sandbitch,

ME! I heart black pudding. I just found a butcher who makes it.

Very, very happy. Plus it is fun to gross out my fellow Canucks.

==I nearly DIED when my grandad told me what black pudding actually was, when I was about 4yo, after they'd been feeding it to me every sunday breakfast since I was a babeh.

Full English *drooling*
http://www.londondailypicture.com/images/october_2007/english-breakfast-...

Yorkshire pudding & Roast beef
http://www.essentially-england.com/images/roast_beef_and_yorkshire_puddi...

YOU MEANIE!

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Event Horizon:

The thing that you don’t know about me is that I am going to school for multiple degrees at once. One of them is Political Science with a 4.0+ GPA, so to say that I don’t know what I am talking about is nonsense.

Although most say that the economic crisis we are in started with President Bush and some say it was Clinton, they are both wrong. This goes back all the way to the nineteen twenties.

In the nineteen twenties, the common person was able to buy stock for ten percent down, then sell the stock quickly for a profit, they paid off the balance and moved on to the next stock to buy. The higher the market went, the more people made money. Once the stock prices leveled out, the stocks were not selling as fast then people were not able to pay back the banks who loaned them the money. This caused the banks to collapse.

We didn’t learn from our mistakes. For years we were able to buy houses with ten percent down (sound familiar) then flip them making a profit. Wall Street saw an opportunity for making money after seeing how much money people were making on real estate and took the (good and bad) mortgages and rolled them into nice looking packages (derivatives) and sold them globally to investors. When the housing market crashed, the derivatives were basically worthless and because these were the foundation of many financial institutions it caused them to collapse. Wall Street knew that it was putting bad mortgages into those packages but greed kept them from doing the right thing.

Meanwhile, the politicians and activists were screaming that banks were wrongly denying loans to minorities (most in fact absolutely could not afford the houses at any amount). The politicians and activists forced the banks to give loans; sometimes suing the banks (our own President among others in office sued Citibank under the Community Reinvestment Act for this exact reason) to pressure the industry into giving out high risk loans. The politicians and activists pushed for affordable housing with what is called uncertainity.

Politicians insisted (and encouraged) the regulators into loosening their lending requirements. When the regulators figured out what was happening and tried to take back control of the banks they were reeled in and reprimanded by the politicians. The regulators with the encouragement of the politicians were willing to take the chance with lowering requirements for economic growth it’s called Risk.

The Fair Housing Act boasting the slogan “it’s your right” when it’s really a privilege to own a home didn’t help matters. The purpose of this act was to buy houses, no-one really thought about if the people who took the loans could pay it back.

Meanwhile, we have the rapidly growing economies of India, China and Indonesia and their need for energy/oil rose dramatically. Wall Street using their speculators saw an opportunity for money (greed) and made adjustments as if there was a shortage until oil prices were at an all time high despite our inventory levels of oil being the highest in almost twenty years. When gasoline prices skyrocketed, so did other costs. The whole thing snowballed and increasingly, people were suddenly not able to afford their homes and were living way beyond their means. People started using credit cards, taking out loans against their homes and soon they were defaulting on their financial responsibilities causing foreclosures. Had the government used the controlling method of management there would have been monitoring and making corrections as needed.

China, India, and Indonesia relied on global trading with the US and when the US stopped buying from them their demand for energy went down significantly. The drilling industry took a huge hit and came to a screeching halt.

That is why we are in the mess we are in.

EEG, it sounds scrummy. Do you put it in some sort of mold? *googles forced meat*

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:26pm.

EVERYBODY AT MY HOUSE, COOKING ORGY!
my mom's off the boat from England, I was raised eating wheatabix, marmite, yorkies, etc, etc,
and she's a vegetarion. she made meat, but at every meal we always had awesome veggies.
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You had me at vegetarian. Imma comin'. Do you have enough spotted dick to go round?

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"You gotta get up close, like this- and bada bing! You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit"~ Jimmy Caan, as Sonny Corleone in 'The Godfather, improvising and creating the term 'bada bing.'

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 4:45pm.

*Nothing* beats a good spotted dick.

:O They make medications for that sort of ailment ya know ??? ;) ;)

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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!

EVERYBODY AT MY HOUSE, COOKING ORGY!
my mom's off the boat from England, I was raised eating wheatabix, marmite, yorkies, etc, etc,
and she's a vegetarion. she made meat, but at every meal we always had awesome veggies.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:18pm.

Sandbitch,

That makes me weep to live in Scotland or Oz again. But where is the fried bread?

It was sizzling in the bacon fat...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1137/525824494_d256e4e654_o.jpg

What in the hell is "forced meat". I'm almost afraid.

IG,

Snap...

It is the shiz, let me tell you. You take your giblets from the turkey, chop, add diced onion, pork sausage meat,bacon, S&P, bread crumbs, and guinness.

Heaven.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:21pm.

joe, not only did I pretend, I may have actually gagged for good measure
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Well! I hope you didn't try talking with your mouth full!

*mad giggles*

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"You gotta get up close, like this- and bada bing! You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit"~ Jimmy Caan, as Sonny Corleone in 'The Godfather, improvising and creating the term 'bada bing.'

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:03pm.

CTH,

I make the best roast tatties ever. No lie.

The secret is a pound of lard.

===LMTO! Sad, but true!

joe, not only did I pretend, I may have actually gagged for good measure.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:17pm.

EEG, believe me, I have had forced meat on more than one occasion. Hee hee.

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But did you pretend it was the best piece of meat you'd ever tasted?

Tee hee.

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"You gotta get up close, like this- and bada bing! You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit"~ Jimmy Caan, as Sonny Corleone in 'The Godfather,improvising and creating the term 'bada bing.'

Sandbitch,

That makes me weep to live in Scotland or Oz again. But where is the fried bread?

EEG, believe me, I have had forced meat on more than one occasion. Hee hee.

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:02pm.

Sandbitch,

ME! I heart black pudding. I just found a butcher who makes it.

Very, very happy. Plus it is fun to gross out my fellow Canucks.

==I nearly DIED when my grandad told me what black pudding actually was, when I was about 4yo, after they'd been feeding it to me every sunday breakfast since I was a babeh.

Full English *drooling*
http://www.londondailypicture.com/images/october_2007/english-breakfast-...

Yorkshire pudding & Roast beef
http://www.essentially-england.com/images/roast_beef_and_yorkshire_puddi...

IG,

Both husbands were brits, one Scotsman and a good old London boy.

London boy taught me some excellent (oxymoron I know) british cooking.

You have not lived until you have had forced meat.

*falls out of chair, bites tongue*

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 4:45pm.

spotted dick with golden syrup?
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*Nothing* beats a good spotted dick.

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The history of Buenos Aires is written in its telephone directory. Pompey Romanov, Emilio Rommel, Crespina D.Z. de Rose, Ladislao Radziwil, and Elizabeta Marta Callman de Rothschild..

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:05pm.

Jesus EEG, between you and CTH, I am foaming at the mouth. All I need now is for someone to say cauliflower with cheese sauce and I'm GONE.

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CAULIFLOWER WITH CHEESE SAUCE!

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The history of Buenos Aires is written in its telephone directory. Pompey Romanov, Emilio Rommel, Crespina D.Z. de Rose, Ladislao Radziwil, and Elizabeta Marta Callman de Rothschild..

Jesus EEG, between you and CTH, I am foaming at the mouth. All I need now is for someone to say cauliflower with cheese sauce and I'm GONE.

CTH,

I make the best roast tatties ever. No lie.

The secret is a pound of lard.

Sandbitch,

ME! I heart black pudding. I just found a butcher who makes it.

Very, very happy. Plus it is fun to gross out my fellow Canucks.

CTH, can I come over to your house? I will beat the shit out of the Yorkies, you pour. ♥♥

IG
it's not hard to make, just beat the shit outta one cup flour, one cup milk, two eggs and half cup water.
let it stand, beat. repeat. heat your pan with some oil in the bottom in a four fitty oven for five minutes, pour batter in, shut door and don't open it for at least twenty minutes.

I make a beef stew, and serve it in a yorkshire pud bowl, drizzled with creamed onions.
I could use some comfort food right about now, but at least I have comfort booze....

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Fucka doodle-do.

CTH, you just made me drool. My Dad does the best Yorkshire pud. *dies with homesickness*

Birds custard.
what I really want is a roast with yorkies, roasted root vegs and onion sauce.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 4:45pm.

spotted dick with golden syrup?

AND CUSTARD.

I just died and went to spotted dick heaven.

spotted dick with golden syrup?

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Fucka doodle-do.

Any takers for some fried black pudding, spotted dick and custard?

I so love it when Merkun hwores start talking foodstuffs.

*lipschmacking*

Carry on.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 4:02pm.

So, let's just tear some bitches apart....like, I like how she has this opposite thing going on with Kanye - like, her face is so smooth and his is all lumpy...that's kinda cool:)

-Oooh yeah - like Heidi Klum and her husband (clubbed) Seal.

Don't mind me - I'm in limbo. My daughter is back any minute two hours ago. I'm not sure what to do with myself at this point.

-WTF CALL 911!

Momus!
I loves ICAN!!! Love that site!

That recipe is pretty damn close, I just bastardize it! =)

In slow cooker add and cook on low for 4-6 hours:
10 oz Great northern beans cooked/drained
10 oz Canelli beans cooked /drained
4 oz green chile
2 tsp ground cumin
1 tsp dried oregano
1 tsp ground cayenne pepper
14.5 oz chicken broth
Cooked chicken*

*Heat veg oil (1 tablespoon) and add 1 sml chppd onion and 2 cloves chpd garlic. After garlic starts to brown (2-3 minutes) add 3 or 4 large chicken breasts cubed…cook approx 15 minutes.

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