Friday, July 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Amber Rose's Chia Pet Head
Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, so those of you that celebrate that shit should spend today preparing your liver and stomach for the fuckery that is to come. That's what I'll be doing all day (holy water colonics, etc....), so I'll only be posting here and there. This shit will return to its normal schedule on Moooonday. That's if I don't end up in the hospital after joining the legion of drunky dumb fucks who think it's really hilarious to stick a sparkler in your ass. Tempting....and completely possible.
Now I leave you with Kanye West's ballsack polisher, Amber Rose, outside of a club in Hollywood last night with some kind of fungus growing on her head. Stop the insanity!
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@IG: Aw precious Gran. I look up to those women. I hope to be JUST like that some day:)
And that WAS the other thing I heard about hangovers, achally, that they were worse with higher sugar content. So if you add pop or drink liqueurs...I think even the red wine has more sugar...
but yes@TITS I'ma try organic (thinking I may have already) cuz I miss red wine. It's what I was raised on, after all;p
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
And modest! Nice dress but does it really need that leotard underneath?
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went back and checked. date on picture is 12/12. brrrr! bet it's a company xmas party.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:34pm.
I thought hangovers were a water thing. 4 glasses of water and vitamin C will save me most times...but I only get headaches from Red Wine.
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You're right! c and water. well i was close.
try a organic red if you get a chance - you might be surprised. I think it has something to do with sulfates or some such. no difference in price. and frankly i drink so rarely, what the hell.
PS. Once more Miley Cyrus needs to STFU.
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indeed.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:15pm.
What's this dick vid business??
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that sort of dick is not viewable in canada. i've leave you to draw your own conclusions.
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Canada's a dick free zone? Cancel my visit.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:34pm.
I thought hangovers were a water thing. 4 glasses of water and vitamin C will save me most times...but I only get headaches from Red Wine.
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angel, you totally just reminded me of my Gran. She was the consummate battle axe--- cursed like a truck driver and drank like a fish. She always blamed hangovers on the "sparkly mix", so she drank her gin with water. Bless her soul, I miss the old bitch. :0)
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:36pm.
@IG and any other canadians:
http://blogs.pitch.com/clotheswhores/002.jpg
clever bitch eh?
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And modest! Nice dress but does it really need that leotard underneath? So bizarre when I'm usually asking a ho to put some clothes ON. ;p
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
@IG and any other canadians:
http://blogs.pitch.com/clotheswhores/002.jpg
clever bitch eh?
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:31pm.
a mutli vitamin and asprin before bed is good too when boozing. an american taught me that. heehee
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Long term, aspirin or aceteminophen while drinking leads to liver damage, and Flintstone vitamins while drinking leads to sexy dreams involving both Betty and Wilma.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:32pm.
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Hahaha, TV! My point is that... wait. What?
I thought hangovers were a water thing. 4 glasses of water and vitamin C will save me most times...but I only get headaches from Red Wine.
PS. Once more Miley Cyrus needs to STFU.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:15pm.
What's this dick vid business??
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that sort of dick is not viewable in canada. i've leave you to draw your own conclusions.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:29pm.
Does organic really equal less hangover? I mean, if you drink too much of anything alcoholic, you're going to be hungover like a slut, don't you think?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
organic wines = less chance of headaches for me. sometimes i even get a headache while drinking reg wine.
a mutli vitamin and asprin before bed is good too when boozing. an american taught me that. heehee
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Does organic really equal less hangover? I mean, if you drink too much of anything alcoholic, you're going to be hungover like a slut, don't you think?
Edit: I'm projecting. :)
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:15pm.
What's this dick vid business??
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went for a chardonney instead. wanted something cold. haha plus I only get organic anymore (reduces headaches/hangovers) the one that caught my eye was a chard named 'adobe'. i mean really. like i had a choice at that point.
oster mushroom pizza instead of tbb.
Haven't you heard? she uses tupperware, no need of purple velvet bags.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
TITS, I just showed the dick vid to the hub and he said, "It's not Puccini, is it?" Hahaha, indeed it isn't.
You said earlier that you were going on the Shiraz and two-bites? I STILL haven't indulged... how good was it?
Edit: No purple faux velvet bags? WWQED??
@IG. I suspected as much. perhaps those country restrictions aren't such a bad thing after all.
hah! thought of you today. was in the liquor store and finally saw where they keep the boxed wines! off in a corner near the whiskey. do you know they don't have the crown royale with the purple velvet bags on the shelf? I refuse to believe they stopped selling them with the bags. Where would all the marbles go?
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
@TITS... really? Sheisse!
http://www.dlisted.com/node/18315
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:09pm.
TITS,
Buy Low or Urban Fare.
You get Thrifty's I get Mint Tim Tams.
Not a fair trade. :(
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just back from thriftys they have them now. 'new!!!' sticker and all. sadly they only had regular, caramel and dark - no double coated or mint! fuckers. and i passed on them at 4.99. total rip.
they were out of raspberries. i hope i haven't missed them for the year. i'll kick myself.
I ♥ thriftys.
edited to add - a big pack of bacon was 4.99 ffs! I'll take bacon over 10 or so bikkies.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
@IG - "This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions."
bet that makes you homesick eh?
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
TITS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
Dicks have sizes?
Then I'd like to supersize. Thank you. I'll drive around to the second window.
--be careful what you wish for my sweet!
Yes dicks have sizes! Why else do you think condoms are made out of rubber?
Wake up america.
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LOLOL
wake up and smell the dick.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
time for a nap
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:28pm.
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HAHAHAHA!!
islandgirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:24pm.
I thought so. I asked about it because the last time I saw a movie in an actual theater, Jesus was a carpenter.
Seriously, I think it was the original Star Wars circa 197?. Jesus was alive then right? :)
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No Jesus was born in the 1980's. He is now dating Madonna.
:D xoxo
Oooh, Imbruglia, I think she is soooo beautiful.
Girl crush for sure. Noms tim tam and makes vegemite and toast. ( not really the carbs kill me)
Please someone text me a barramunda wit a side of yabbies.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by speakit on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:12pm.
So y'all made me curious wth a tim tam is, so I googled and found this
--now try this...
Tim Tam Slam!
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I don't like tea. Can you do the same thing with coffee?
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:16pm.
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I thought so. I asked about it because the last time I saw a movie in an actual theater, Jesus was a carpenter.
Seriously, I think it was the original Star Wars circa 197?. Jesus was alive then right? :)
Submitted by speakit on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:12pm.
So y'all made me curious wth a tim tam is, so I googled and found this
--now try this...
Tim Tam Slam!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHzMfZ1FaqA
islandgirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:29pm.
zomay, it's been pretty good so far. And tomorrow is shaping up to be even better--- my second July 4th here in the U. S. of A. :)
And Ice Age is the animated/Pixar movie, right?
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Yes. A movie for toddlers.
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Enjoy your fourth.
So y'all made me curious wth a tim tam is, so I googled and found this
http://bakingbites.com/2008/12/tim-tams-in-the-us/
They do look yummy!
Submitted by speakit on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:06pm.
Dicks have sizes?
Then I'd like to supersize. Thank you. I'll drive around to the second window.
--be careful what you wish for my sweet!
Yes dicks have sizes! Why else do you think condoms are made out of rubber?
Wake up america.
TITS,
Buy Low or Urban Fare.
You get Thrifty's I get Mint Tim Tams.
Not a fair trade. :(
Dicks have sizes?
Then I'd like to supersize. Thank you. I'll drive around to the second window.
Speaking of Speakit speaking of condoms...
Have you heard that Octomom Nadya Suleman is releasing her own brand of Condoms?
*Octo-skinS*
They make your size 2 dick look like a size 10.
Introductory offer:
Buy 1, get 14 free.
And by the way Octomom - Kanye would like his lips back.
hehe.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by speakit on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:39pm.
FROG WHORE!
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AWESOMEAUSSIEBITCH!!
I prefer the condoms ribbit for my pleasure.
Submitted by speakit on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:39pm.
FROG WHORE!
hehe - bitch I thought you were extinct.
"Can you match my hair color to this piece of medical scrub fabric? And I need some lipstick the color of Pepto Bismol."
"Ok, but you'll look like a total dog."
"That's alright. I have my collar on."
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:32pm.
Everything is AOK! She came home to get fed, watered and bathed and is gone again! Well, just about....
--Did you check her for tattoos and/or belly ring?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 4:02pm.
So, let's just tear some bitches apart....like, I like how she has this opposite thing going on with Kanye - like, her face is so smooth and his is all lumpy...that's kinda cool:)
-Oooh yeah - like Heidi Klum and her husband (clubbed) Seal.
Don't mind me - I'm in limbo. My daughter is back any minute two hours ago. I'm not sure what to do with myself at this point.
-WTF CALL 911!
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Everything is AOK! She came home to get fed, watered and bathed and is gone again! Well, just about....
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
@vilShoe: Damn, gurl. I hope that helps you get some homework done too. You must have enough to do without tryna raise a flower up out of a rock like that;p
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
zomay, it's been pretty good so far. And tomorrow is shaping up to be even better--- my second July 4th here in the U. S. of A. :)
And Ice Age is the animated/Pixar movie, right?
Islandgirl! just got back from Ice Age movie. Hope the day was effing fantastic for everyone here.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:14pm.
TITS, I regret to inform you that EEG has gone out for a ride on the Harley.
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well fuck.
fuck.
fuckety fuck fuck.
chances are it's a chain that isn't on the island anyways.
*sobs*
*leaves*
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
TITS, I regret to inform you that EEG has gone out for a ride on the Harley.
EEG WHICH GROCERY?? WHY HAVEN'T YOU ANSWERED?!@?!
*pant pant pant*
HURRY UP!!!
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Hi zomay... we were discussing faggots, forced meat, Yorkshire pudding and Spotted Dick.
And who is this Palin that you speak of? :0)
What's up horz? Just got back.
Palin? What the hell? her press conference was manic. Good for her!
"The world needs more Triggs"
"A good point gaurd..."
Wooooweeeeee.
Did anyone go to Staples site and sign up for the magic Mickey tickets??
Anyways everyone have a good weekend.
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