Friday, July 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Amber Rose's Chia Pet Head
Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, so those of you that celebrate that shit should spend today preparing your liver and stomach for the fuckery that is to come. That's what I'll be doing all day (holy water colonics, etc....), so I'll only be posting here and there. This shit will return to its normal schedule on Moooonday. That's if I don't end up in the hospital after joining the legion of drunky dumb fucks who think it's really hilarious to stick a sparkler in your ass. Tempting....and completely possible.
Now I leave you with Kanye West's ballsack polisher, Amber Rose, outside of a club in Hollywood last night with some kind of fungus growing on her head. Stop the insanity!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:46pm.
That sounds like Black Forest cake. Mmmmmmm.....
Nitty wants to know if you still respect her if she drinks her vodka with Crystal Lite Cherry Limeade?
I read that someone overheard this in new york the other day:
Co-worker 1: Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels!
Co-Worker 2: Unless you melt some mozzarella on it!
I THOUGHT it was called:
America, Encapsulated.
But, apparently, that's this one:
Black guy in suit: Gimme a hug!
Black lady: I'll give you a hug once you pay me.
Don't shoot the messenger, man!;p
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
A better cake is Duncan Hines Devil's Food, mix in one can of cherry pie filling and 1 teaspoon of almond extract, bake per box directions, vanilla icing. Chocolate covered cherry cake!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Poke cake.
this is a new one on me!
looks delish!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVEX-dop4ks
ps kraft has their own youtube channel? wtf?
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:33pm.
While your in the kitchen make me a drink, please. Vodka tonic with lime. Oh and I wanna some more chips and salsa. :P
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:33pm.
mmmmmmmmmm, Jello cake! I hate you bitches!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:30pm.
Can I add melted cheddar or Monterey Jack?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:26pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:13pm.
Bacon cheeseburgers are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. So is vodka.
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And hot chips, which are made of potatoes. Just like vodka! I think gave us potatoes to prove he exists!!
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Maybe this explains why instead of a crucifix hanging over my fireplace, I have Mr. Potatohead.
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Let me guess... it's upside down and has pins stuck in it? I mean, you are the devil and all.
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Dammit! I'm just trying to make a Poke Cake right about now, so quit making me run back in here! And, YES! This is ON topic b/cuz I'm using the same colored jello as this bitch's hair! ;p
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:19pm.
So weirdly off-topic but I'm addicted to racing my Super-Pet and you can pimp your ride now. Just sayin'
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TITS used to beat up my super-pet something fierce, so I dedicated myself to doubling her power level. Now when I battle her, it takes about 2 shots. Just sayin'.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:27pm.
you suck.
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Yeah well I just beat yo' ass, so there!
I jump them. That way I don't gotta take the clicker off myself:)
PS. Nice ride:)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:24pm.
Hahahaahaha! She does enjoy a good loose slot that progressively puts out.
@ Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:15pm.
HAHA! Vegemite to the rescue! Able to cure hangovers in a single bound!
@ angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:17pm.
I'm not sure even I could tell you what it is. But it sure is yum and one of the world's richest sources of vitamin B! Yay!
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And hot chips, which are made of potatoes. Just like vodka! I think gave us potatoes to prove he exists!!
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washed and soaked sliced potatoes with their jackets on.
large amount of grated pepper.
garlic cloves.
tossed with oil.
topped with sliced bacon.
baked for 50mins in oven.
rock salt.
you're welcome.
goes nicely with perogies and sour cream.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:24pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:18pm.
Your "cheap date" rep lives on. Keep in mind that she's easily distracted by flashing lights and a "bet max" button.
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Did someone mention, "BET MAX?" Those two words are just as irresistible to me as Del Rio Donkey's are to IG!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:19pm.
So weirdly off-topic but I'm addicted to racing my Super-Pet and you can pimp your ride now. Just sayin'
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do you click on the nail studded boards or jump them?
i race you all the time.
you suck.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:13pm.
Bacon cheeseburgers are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. So is vodka.
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And hot chips, which are made of potatoes. Just like vodka! I think gave us potatoes to prove he exists!!
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Maybe this explains why instead of a crucifix hanging over my fireplace, I have Mr. Potatohead.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:09pm.
TITS, you are a bee-yotch. And I mean that in the worst possible way. Jesus, Mary and Joseph--- a chip wagon? Have you ever had chips, dressing and gravy?
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purrr.
turkey dressing or is this some salad dressing perversion?
chip wagon.. waiting ankle deep in a slush puddle.... in the snow.
ah the memories.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:18pm.
Your "cheap date" rep lives on. Keep in mind that she's easily distracted by flashing lights and a "bet max" button.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@M2C: Agreed. Anything made from potatoes is proof of God's love!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:13pm.
Bacon cheeseburgers are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. So is vodka.
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And hot chips, which are made of potatoes. Just like vodka! I think gave us potatoes to prove he exists!!
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So weirdly off-topic but I'm addicted to racing my Super-Pet and you can pimp your ride now. Just sayin'
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:15pm.
Nittay skimped on the Grey Goose and bought Ketel One cuz it was on sale. The nerve! hahahaha It still tastes delicious. *hic*
And vegemite's just the Devil's food, right there. I've EATEN vegemite and I can't even tell you what it is.
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
@TITS: First of all, I don't get poutine. I thought I'd just put that out there. I mean, WTF? Why fuck up a perfectly good plate of fries and gravy with cheese turds? I just don't get it.
Also, all one colour?!? I wonder if we overcompensate for the gray over hear cuz I always feel (at potlucks and such) that I'm tryna keep up and have enuff colour in my food. Cuz, I could live on mush, really. And chocolate. But I eat a lot of oatmeal and rice. It's not that interesting to look at.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:11pm.
My hangover meal for July 5th will consist of jalapeño/cheddar kolaches, plain soy milk, and a few 650 mg Arthritis Tylenol I horded from my local Walmart last week.
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It's a date!! But can I have a little Grey Goose and Kahlua in my soy milk? Holy crap--- as we would say on The Rock, it's not gonna be fit!! ♥♥
ok, WHAT THE FUCK is vegemite? I always assumed it was a superhero created when some broccoli got irradiated.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Bacon cheeseburgers are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. So is vodka.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Hair of the dog bitches, hair of the dog. Oh! And vegemite toast... cures everything.
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My hangover meal for July 5th will consist of jalapeño/cheddar kolaches, plain soy milk, and a few 650 mg Arthritis Tylenol I horded from my local Walmart last week.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:56pm.
I think the idea is to ingest food so unhealthy that it tricks your body into thinking you were being good to it with the straight vodka and heroin.
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Agreed. Cuz I chase that shit with chocolate milk which, in regular life, is just nasty.
Mmm...bacon cheeseburgers. My guiltiest of pleasures. When I was preggo I'd have massive cravings for bacon cheeseburgers but I had to send people cuz the smell of places that made them made me wanna barf. I love A&W, and Harvey's used to be the best, man.
*giggles* at the memory of making my drunk (yes, blonde) friend think we were on a boat in Harvey's by swaying in unison on the bench in front of the weird window;p
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
TITS, you are a bee-yotch. And I mean that in the worst possible way. Jesus, Mary and Joseph--- a chip wagon? Have you ever had chips, dressing and gravy?
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:05pm.
I'm too American, and confused by Poutine.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
That's why we were made with two kidneys, my trout.
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i have so much to learn.
why did fried bologna with mustard just pop into my head?
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:03pm.
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I put blueberries in my Special K. Perhaps I need to reevaluate my priorities.
My best ever hangover cure is an A and W bacon cheese burger and onion rings.
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poutine from a chip wagon is my preference.
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aw god i love myself. had the foresight to buy some swiss chalet dipping sauce mix! that's breakfast sorted!
or maybe some buttered cornmeal waffles with bacon, and orange juice.
is it just me or do other people sometime make meals all one colour?
macaroni and cheese, with mango smoothies and johnny cakes with honey for dessert was a memorable dinner party.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:52pm.
high sugar in liquor not only buggers the liver but the kidneys too. unfortunately.
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That's why we were made with two kidneys, my trout.
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And why instead of putting blueberries on my Cheerios, I just do a shot of vodka at breakfast.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:58pm.
where the hell is that fucking whore tiger lilly? i've been anticipating her comments on hoppy the devil attack cat.
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Probably trying to talk hoppy the devil attack cat into a lapdance.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:56pm.
I think the idea is to ingest food so unhealthy that it tricks your body into thinking you were being good to it with the straight vodka and heroin.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:52pm.
high sugar in liquor not only buggers the liver but the kidneys too. unfortunately.
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That's why we were made with two kidneys, my trout.
where the hell is that fucking whore tiger lilly? i've been anticipating her comments on hoppy the devil attack cat.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:56pm.
Canada's a dick free zone?
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we have plenty. mostly congregated in something we like to call Parliment, and the peace bridge. BWHAHAAHHAAH
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And the Thicke compound.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:31pm.
a mutli vitamin and asprin before bed is good too when boozing. an american taught me that. heehee
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Long term, aspirin or aceteminophen while drinking leads to liver damage, and Flintstone vitamins while drinking leads to sexy dreams involving both Betty and Wilma.
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Lol! No vitamins for meeee.. I prefer to damage my liver the old fashioned way!
Question... Do those Flintstone vitamins come in fruity flavours? And if so, will that lead to sexy dreams involving both Fred and Barny??
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TV, you forgot Canadian bacon. :) My best ever hangover cure is an A and W bacon cheese burger and onion rings. Pure heart attack.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:53pm.
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You had me at cheddar.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Canada's a dick free zone?
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we have plenty. mostly congregated in something we like to call Parliment, and the peace bridge. BWHAHAAHHAAH
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:51pm.
I've always found it easier to cure a hangover than prevent one. Greasy Taylor Ham (that's pork roll to you Canadians), egg, and cheese on a hard roll will cure ANY hangover.
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Mmm..mine is kielbasa (the only sausage I eat - wait - what?)sliced thin with cheddar on an onion bun! Mmmm...hangover be gone!
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but yes@TITS I'ma try organic (thinking I may have already) cuz I miss red wine. It's what I was raised on, after all;p
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yes! those liqueur glasses filled with mateuse or that duck wine.. name escapes me.
ooh there's a nice red organic with a bicycle on the label. yes i'm a discerning buyer, what of it?
high sugar in liquor not only buggers the liver but the kidneys too. unfortunately.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
I've always found it easier to cure a hangover than prevent one. Greasy Taylor Ham (that's pork roll to you Canadians), egg, and cheese on a hard roll will cure ANY hangover.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Um...the picture on the MJ thread on the second page has flashing orbs. I think he's tryna talk to me!
He is! He's saying: YOU, angel! You take the children! You're the only one I trust!
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20