Friday, July 3rd 2009
HoHan's Birthday Lunch And Munch
Yesterday was the day we were all reminded that HoHan is not a 45-year-old truck stop vagina vendor, but actually a 23-year-old girl. Twenty-three never looked so fresh and pure. Happy Birfdays, eh? HoHan took advantage of the day by dragging the object of her stalking, SamRo, to lunch in Malibu.
You know this shit was a special occasion, because they actually ate food stuff. And you know SamRo also did the eyeroll mambo while eating HoHan's chocha asada a little later. She had to. It was HoHan's BIRFDAY. You have to bust one your birthday. Just ask this trick.
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nobody knew who Sam was before Lindsay. she was just an obscure, mediocore DJ and "singer." she needs Lindsay for the publicity and Lindsay needs her to make her relevant in the tabloids. Lindsay probably has to force herself to lez out with Sam and Sam is just lovin' it. she knows Lindsay needs her and she loves that Lindsay is chasing her around the world. pathetic.
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Submitted by speakit on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:54pm.
"You have to bust one your birthday."
Is that true? Is it a rule? Because my b-day is coming... so maybe I should too?
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ever think of writing childrens books? that bit there gives dr s a run for his money!
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Submitted by speakit on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:54pm.
"You have to bust one your birthday."
Is that true? Is it a rule? Because my b-day is coming... so maybe I should too?
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ever think of writing childrens books? that bit there gives dr s a run for his money!
shit... 68
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only 67 comments.
That speaks volumes right there.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Happy birthday Soraya! Well, yesterday, right?
How is Samantha going to find a real g/f when she keeps behaving all taken with this nasty pice of work?
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13TH thumb nail says "COLON" right behind her. Funny cuz I'm sure she does drag her colon 10ft behind her.
Estrogen a-poppin!
I don't think there's an ounce of genuinity remaining in Lindsay Lohan whatsoever.
At least it's really obviously starting to wear thin on Samantha Ronson...Lindsay Lohan's loving every minute of this because she's hanging onto whatever's left of her relevance.
It doesn't matter to her who she's making miserable because she knows she's getting attention out of it, so of course Samantha Ronson next to this manipulative twat looks like the better individual in the situation.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:48am.
Yeah, I agree. It's is a mutually beneficially relationship (in dollar terms)... but I can't help but feel that HoHan is more in it for the $$$$s than SamRo. I get the feeling that Sam is playing along to help the HoBag out (coz Ho needs the cash). I dunno... famewhores are hard to understand!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:45am.
Oh, I definitely believe Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are using each other...for two different reasons, nonetheless, but they're both trying to gain something out of being together.
They're both kind of scoundrels, IMO.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Lindsay Lohan: If I go out in New York or something with my friends, I'll have a drink, I'm not going to lie. But my friends in college are out getting wasted and I don't really have a desire to do that. I have sort of grown past it because I have a full-time job and responsibilities. It's cool to have that, it makes you mature faster.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:42am.
I'm no body langauge expert, but Samantha Ronson looks like she's thinking, "Can someone just kill me now?".
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Do you think she's getting a cheque for attending HoHans birthday too? If so, she really should look more grateful. I'd fake a smile for a cut of 70,000 dollars.
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I'm no body langauge expert, but Samantha Ronson looks like she's thinking, "Can someone just kill me now?".
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
As usual, Samro looks thrilled to be out with Hohan.
With a change in clothes Samro could easily go on Halloween as the Where's Waldo Guy and I think Sam has been cheating:
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Well if it weren't for Lohan Sam wouldn't be driving around in that Porsche so I don't feel sorry for her. Everytime she's spotted with that crackhead her fee goes up just a little bit more.
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Sam always looks like she just ate some bad clams.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
LMAO @ "chocha asada"
"You have to bust one your birthday."
Is that true? Is it a rule? Because my b-day is coming... so maybe I should too?
Nothing screams true love louder than pizza to go.
Oh how I hate being reminded I share the exact same birthdate with this hag! The reason i don't believe in star signs!
Remember when she was younger and club owners were falling all over themselves to be able to host her birthday parties? HAHAHAHA.
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Lunch and munch? Slurp and burp? Why do I see Sam wearing a lobster bib?
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Speedmonkey.net does she celebrate the whole week after too? not surprising all she could afford was pizza...
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Don't love me like you do.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:50am.
You know what skinny jeans were called 15 years ago?
Jeans. That's right, they were called jeans.
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LOL!
I was telling my kids about how my evil step-sisters had to MAKE their own skinny jeans. Before boot-legs and bell-bottoms went all the way out, they would sew their jeans from the ankle to the thigh to make them skinny. But yeah, when Calvin Klein finally caught up with us hoodrats, and they changed the style they were just jeans...
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rotten egg, skinny jeans don't look good on chicks with big legs mostly. I have largish hips and short thinish legs and still wear them, also skinny jeans are the best for riding around on a bike though. They're also comfy and they stretch out to the contours of your body, so if you have curves it really magnifies them. Anywho, the obligatory Hohan birfday post is in full effect. At least SamRo was nice enough to take her out for her birthday, who knows if they hooked up later on and who really cares! SamRo is looking haggard these days, but so does Hohan (23 never looked so...uhhh...pure, yeah, right!)
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Samantha Ronson makes a very scraggly and ugly guy, but she's a really scraggly and ugly chick.
But, but, but I would like you to see a fat chick wearing skinny jeans!. hahaha!.
Skinny jeans don't look good on all body types. I think I read somewhere (and I agree) that skinny jeans look bad on women with large hips, women with short legs or women with thick legs. My young neighbors love skinny jeans and only ONE can pull them off: yeah, the super thin one with no curves whatsoever.
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You know what skinny jeans were called 15 years ago?
Jeans. That's right, they were called jeans.
Face it, bell bottoms are gone, they are horrible and give everyone elephant legs anyway so good riddance.
You may not like Sam in "skinny" jeans, but bell bottoms would look utterly stupid on her.
Maybe we should demand she wear a dress. lmao
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samro- drop the skinny jeans please...
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Submitted by Cunning Stunt on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:27am.
my fiance's friend just asked me if that (SamRo) was a chick or just a really pretty guy. His wife is going to be so pissed when she finds out he's gay.
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LOL!
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:25am.
Even cultural anomalies could make a change there. (like, I'm sure there are not lots of babies conceived during tax time;p)
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True!
I must investigate that topic more! Okay, maybe not, because every time I stumble upon something, I think of changing majors to Sociology/Philosophy and other areas I should not dwell in =P
my fiance's friend just asked me if that (SamRo) was a chick or just a really pretty guy. His wife is going to be so pissed when she finds out he's gay.
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:19am.
Then again, maybe not as it seems that the North Hemisphere has a greater amount of people.
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That's a good point. Even cultural anomalies could make a change there. (like, I'm sure there are not lots of babies conceived during tax time;p)
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angel_i!!!
You never fail to bring up some shit I never considered before. Your spelling is also pretty close to correct(re:Rosh Hashanah) ;)
I think it is spread out evenly if we take the seasons in consideration. Then again, maybe not as it seems that the North Hemisphere has a greater amount of people.
eta: oops... the explanation which links seasons and birth rates could not be used to justify the abundance of births at certain times if we consider that seasons are not the same across the world.
This is just too deep for me! I think I'll just justify the differences between persons with the same sign as a result of human diversity and stop right here.
Lilo really is not worthy of such thoughts/logic that are beyond my 2 brain cells ;)
Sam looks better than she did when she was dating Lindsay. I agree that she's probably looking for a boost up on the summer DJ-ing gigs by being seen with Lohan.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:16am.
Samantha's DJ'ing work must have been dropping off and she needed a boost.
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I think you nailed it.
This definitely looks like a mercy date.
Samantha's DJ'ing work must have been dropping off and she needed a boost.
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there should be a tag called "Same shit different day" for these two.
Coma Caca!!
Both of them are butt fucking ugly. How can beautiful Natasha Richardson be dead and these two wastes live?
Bitch will be living off what's left of that pizza & some dick cheese for the next two weeks. Me hate her!
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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:57am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:54am.
I guess LiLo took her out with her Birfday money.
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I lol'ed.
Also, since b-days and shit seem in now, I wanna ask: when did cancer become such a common sign?
Don't give me the answer for Virgo. You know the one about a lot of babies being made during the Holidays, hah!
And yes, there's the most likely explanation that it is common as hell as far as signs are concerned. However, I'm very obsessed with disproving the merits of astrology right now~
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LOL! Well, I'm the wrong person to talk to about that! But I think it has something to do with cycles. You know Rosh Hassanah (have no idea how spell that) is like a "New Years" in that it celebrates the seeds falling to the ground to begin the gestational period before blooming in the spring. It's a natural cycle. Being partially natural (;p), I think humans fall into these cycles too and may tend to fertilize in the fall...
I know - Virgo, Scorpio, Libra is all becuz it's cold in the winter right? I never really thought about that stuff as astrological.
Also, I think you'll find, if you calculate carefully that we're actually pretty evenly spread out - it's just that sometimes the WAY we get information can really sway perception.
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She doesn't have 2 purses.
One is a purse. The other is the bag she is living out of.
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This dude and me broke up a week before my bday, so he kinda grundgingly took me out for dinner & a movie, probably to ease his guilt I'm sure - but its free so whatthefuck - and during the movie, the asshat falls asleep. so I move 3 rows behind him and wait until the fucker wakes up and I really wish I had a camera to catch that look on his face when he realized I wasn't sitting next to him.
Needless to say, that was the EASIEST breakup ever!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:54am.
I guess LiLo took her out with her Birfday money.
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I lol'ed.
Also, since b-days and shit seem in now, I wanna ask: when did cancer become such a common sign?
Don't give me the answer for Virgo. You know the one about a lot of babies being made during the Holidays, hah!
And yes, there's the most likely explanation that it is common as hell as far as signs are concerned. However, I'm very obsessed with disproving the merits of astrology right now~
I guess LiLo took her out with her Birfday money.
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