Little People Abuse
Gary Coleman's giant ginge wife, Shannon Price (don't even mention it), was arrested at their home in Utah on Wednesday night for midget abuse and acting the fool. TMZ says that the two had some kind of argument. Shannon told Gary to go sit in the "time out" corner, but he wouldn't listen, so she locked him out of the house and refused to let him in.
Shannon then went into Gary's room and destroyed everything he loves like his favorite big boy pants, his booster seat and his Cuddle Buddy. Gary called the police and Shannon had some Dlisted-approved words for them when they arrived. According to the report, Shannon called the cop a "fucker" and then followed it up by saying, "fuck you and fuck him!" Obviously, that didn't go over well with the cops, so she was arrested and shuffled off to jail. She was later released on $1,205 bail.
For why are these two still together? Anybody who saw their wrong asses on Divorce Court or The Ty Ty Baby Show know that they HATE hate HATE each other in the worst possible way. I mean, they've never done fucky times together and Gary even threw a printer at Shannon once. If Shannon is using him for his cash, then she's the worst gold digger of all-time, because I doubt he's making major bank from selling his Gap Kids khakis on eBay.
It's a shame that they can't get along, because they really are a match in Kentucky Derby heaven. With his small stature and her horsey physique, they could go all the way!
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Dam, she looks like a mean bitch.
Shannon's face looks like she when 15 rounds in the ring with Mike Tyson. Gary should have been arrested too for marrying her. He could have picked up something better at a truck stop.
Everytime I see gary coleman, I think of webster, I'm not the only one i'm sure. I met webster when I was 12 cause he used to come to my town to eat at this seafood place and had a house near my town or apartment one. I dunno if he still does. He was an absolute stuck up bitch. I hated him. I was only 12 but I remember how much of a bitch he was when I asked for his autograph, and he wasn't eating, he was done, so no I didn't interrupt that. Plus I was a kid so...
Is this bitch dippin' some Skoal or does she just have some really awful teef?
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
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She looks like an ingrown toenail.
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That's sad, Gary isn't a bad person, he's just short, he deserves a good partner just like everyone else.
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Um, didn't you see him on the Surreal Life? I'm not one to side with Vanilla Ice, but I was really hoping he would throw him in the deep fryer.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:17am.
Gary's lucky he never has to see that face.
You're right TV...but think of the alternatives Gary has. One farts and the other queefs, no wonder he's a tiny little ball of emotional fury.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
i saw this yesterday and I semi-shamefully, laughed my fucking ass off.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:06am.
That's sad, Gary isn't a bad person, he's just short, he deserves a good partner just like everyone else.
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Not to be argumentative but doesn't Gary have some...um...anger management issues?
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
That's sad, Gary isn't a bad person, he's just short, he deserves a good partner just like everyone else.
LOL!!!!!!!!!
She put him in a time out corner...shit brought tears to my eyes. WhyTF are they still together, if they hate each other so much.
Oh Man!!! This dumb bitch forgot the double flip at the camera!!! shish....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Gary and Vern need to team up with a long trench coat and punch these bitches in the face. I think Gary should be on top because I think his arms are longer and he can go into more of a rage than Vern. Vern will have to be the feet and RUUUUUUUNNN!!!
She's got chimpmunk cheeks trying to hold those chicklets under her skin.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 9:48am.
She's probably had it up to here __ with his crap.
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Ha ha ha ha!!!!
Anybody who saw their wrong asses on Divorce Court or The Ty Ty Baby Show know that they HATE hate HATE each other in the worst possible way.
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Fuck off! They been on TV, these hos!
I am SO glad I have no TV...every day I come here and count my blessings.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
I feel bad for Gary... I wish he would just find another midget friend to peacefully end his days with.
Yes, using the D-Listed approved vocabulary is dangerous in the hands and mouth of an amateur. The D-List Approved Vocabulary should come with a warning: "Do Not Use under penalty of law. To Be used by professionals only. Use at you own risk - Fuckers".
....dumbshit
The C Word!
Right! Slap some grills on that girl!
Mornin!
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Gary's lucky he never has to see that face.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She looks EXACTLY like Charlize Theron in that movie Monster!
A hot-tempered ginger with no sexay times? There's your problem right there.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:13am
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Hahaha...Richard Kiel.
(Hi C!)
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:01am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 9:48am.
She's probably had it up to here __ with his crap.
Hahaha. Gary tried to give her a headbutt but kept falling through her legs.
LOLZ fo sho'!!!
She has GOT to be related to Richard Kiel!! Yikes!
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LOL@ midget abuse & acting a fool!
MK knows how to flavor the news to make it delicious!
Put her up in front of Judge Chelsea Handler and this bitch would pay and pay BIG!!!
No one messes with Nuggets with her around!
Wiki says that Gary "currently works as the Secretary Controller for Simmons Media Group in Salt Lake City, Utah." They let him manage money?
Cops are always busting up the good shit. Maybe this is just a pre-funnyashellstory.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 9:48am.
She's probably had it up to here __ with his crap.
Hahaha. Gary tried to give her a headbutt but kept falling through her legs.
Is that a zit or a herp sore on her cheek?
I can't hate on a midget marryer. Just can't.
MIDGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Moo!
I love these two together. When do they get a reality show?
You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!
Yes, but did she say "Whatchu lookin at, fucker?"
Honestly, I was surprised that they were still together...joined at the hip and the head I guess.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
are they mormons? why is he living in utah?
Why Utah? I thought Gary was still holding onto dreams of stardom? I have the feeling Shannon doesn't much like to work, but they could probably make a decent living by busking on Hollywood Blvd. or Third Street. He could sing and dance; she could glare at him.
Giant ginges, midgets, profanity and vandalism. What more could you ask for?
ok mk wheres the open post...
has anyone seen the site with all hte douches that have twighligh tattoos? i just saw it the first time this morning and im gobsmacked at this...
sorry for the offtopic..but this is weird.
Sexy times goes like this..when their nose 2 nose his toes are in. when their toes 2 toes his nose is in.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
I'm getting a dyke vibe from her..
She's probably had it up to here __ with his crap.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGET!
MIDGETMIDGETMIDGETMIDGETMIDGETMIDGET!!!!!!!!
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Moo!
That face could make a freight train take a dirt road! She is scary.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
was wondering when mk was going to get to this. i saw it yesterday on cnn or something..lol
she should get dreads like the ginger i saw on the escalator this morning
Aahahaha, I love everything about this story.