Friday, July 3rd 2009

The Magic Is With Debbie Rowe

Are your loins suddenly guiding you closer to the screen? Do you feel like you need to quit your job, throw your man (or woman) out the window, pack up your flavored lube collection and move to Palmdale, CA so you can rest in Debbie Rowe's mighty arms for the rest of your days? HOLD BACK, because it's just the power of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt at work! The howling from the wolves are tempting you to ride Debbie's glorious moon, but you have to RESIST! You mustn't give in! Put some ice cubes on your nipples and look away!

You know Debbie is going to wear this under her Big & Tall pantsuit to the custody hearing, so that the three wolves can hypnotize the Jackson family into signing over EVERYTHING. Damn. The butchie is good.

Here's Debbie wielding the power of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt while doing butt stuff with a horse at her ranch in CA yesterday.

Posted by: Michael K


Sensimina's picture

But Mike...there were so many amazing reviews of the shirt! Billy Mays couldn't have pitched it better. Maybe she just read some of that and decided it was just what she needed to totally turn her life around.

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pig bottom's picture

This is just the beginning. She needs to wear the slut dress to get the rest of the money.

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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:00am.

LOL angel, I just meant she should get the kids because she's wearing the wolf shirt!
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O, in THAT case: ITA!

Honestly, tho - she looks like good egg in this pic.

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mike's picture

Perhaps Debbie is a student of dlisted, and knew to wear this to maximize her exposure?

Seriously, the MJ coverage (on television at least) has become outrageous. He died almost a week ago. Yes, people need time to grieve, but prolonging the grieving process isn't healthy.

Sensimina's picture

LOL angel, I just meant she should get the kids because she's wearing the wolf shirt! There's not a whole lot else to go on...I mean it's crazy in every corner. Diana Ross, the Jacksons, Debbie Rowe....so Debbie just gave herself an edge in the competition.

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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:54am.

OH MY GOD, SHE WINS THE KIDS!!!
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Did you read that somewhere? Cuz I *think* MK's only speculating...

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Stock Broker's picture

She needs the "Gooselin" hair to complete the official white trash ball buster transformation.

Nanners's picture

She should have saved that shirt for court to mesmerize the judge.

At least if Debbie gets the kids I doubt she'll pull a Larry Birkhead and trot the kids out at every opportunity.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.

angel_i's picture

OMG SHE's WEARING A WOLF SHIRT!!!

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Sensimina's picture

OH MY GOD, SHE WINS THE KIDS!!!

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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule

Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.