Sunday, July 5th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Katherine Helmond (81)
Eva Green (29)
Róisín Murphy (36)
RZA (40)
Edie Falco (46)
Douglas Sills (49)
Huey Lewis (59)
Judge Joe Brown (62)
Paul Smith (63)
Shirley Knight (73)

Posted by: Michael K


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oh shit, I didn't see my man Judge Joe Brown up there! HB!!
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Sayonara's picture

Happy belated birthday to all especially the RZA,
Judge Joe Brown, and Katherine Helmond.

If it wasn't for Katherine I would have never been able to watch Who's the Boss?

Beat Biter, Dope Style Taker... MC Lyte

madam ex's picture

Love Katherine, Soap was one of the best sitcoms to ever be on the telly.
Happy Birthday Nurse Jackie love the show and loved you as Carmela Soprano too.

Happy Birthday to the rest of yall.

Noelegy's picture

Thank you for using one of the best-known photos from what is probably my favorite movie in which Katherine Helmond ever appeared ("Time Bandits" a close second).

TeamValtrex, funny you should say that...the fellow behind Katherine is Jim Broadbent, who appeared in "Moulin Rouge" with Nicole. :)

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EvilShoe's picture

I met Huey Lewis at a private corporation conference where they gave a private concert. I was in the green room with them and when asked if I was a fan, I told Mr. Lewis that I have never forgiven him for singing a song with FishSticks. He thought I was kidding but after I gave him the side-eye I think he knew I was serious.

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michaels queen's picture

What a brilliant fucking movie! Great pic!

(michael sheen's queen, that is)

gucci's picture

Another hot ass cancer list!

and eva green was probably 29 ten years ago!

happy birthday all!

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Anonymous101's picture

HB, Mona and Carmilla!!

Also HB to Huey Lewis - as long as he's alive, all is right with the world ;)

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dallyflyguy's picture

EVA GREEEEEEENNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, speakit! Nice memory (it was from memory wasn't it?) I think that may have been one of the best alternatives to the real birthday song. It's just always funny to see how shows deal with getting around paying the fee.

Yeah, speakit! Nice memory (it was from memory wasn't it?) I think that may have been one of the best alternatives to the real birthday song. It's just always funny to see how shows deal with getting around paying the fee.

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Submitted by scruffylove on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 1:25pm.
"It's somebody's birthday, I wonder who.
It's somebody's birthday right here in this room!"

Does anyone remember the rest of it?

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"So look all around you for somebody who
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MizRo's picture

I miss "Soap" too... I wish they reran it on TVLand or something.

Katherine Helmond is fabulous in whatever she's done.
Happy day to her and Edie Falco.

God I miss Soap

and Katherine Helmond contributed her fair share of teh funny to that show

"It's somebody's birthday, I wonder who.
It's somebody's birthday right here in this room!"

Does anyone remember the rest of it?

Richiegay's picture

You are one sick bitch MK, that said I love you to death and I agree 'Brazil' was Katherine's greatest achievement. But, I always loved her from Soap till the end. even Mona! I don't mean to imply that she is dead, just not in the game so to speak.

Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)

mommylicious's picture

loves jessica tate!

joanne's picture

HB Katherine Helmond and Huey Lewis.

Deb's picture

Happy Birthday, Katherine Helmond! Always funny as hell, and a superb actress.
She was great as Jonathan Pryce's plastic-surgery obsessed mother in "Brazil". That movie is underrated in my opinion.
It's "1984" channeled into Monty Pythonesque absurdity. Horrifying and hilarious at once. Don't forget Robert DeNiro as Sam Tuttle, "We're all in this together!"

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Hysteria's picture

Happy Birthday, Edie Falco, cancer survivor and great actress! Many more to come!

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Mornin' dlisters!

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Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:58am.
Am the only one here old enough to remember Katherine in SOAP??
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SOAP was areally funny! A classic sleeper. Billy Crystal was among the first openly gay characters (who wasn't token/stereotypical). Though, they did have him father a child and even marry, i think?

Katherine Helmond = perfection! Happy Bday, girl!

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Yay Katherine! :)

Happy Birthday to her and all the others.

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fmdoom's picture

Mona! Samantha! Jonathan! Angela!

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Submitted by moomarse on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 11:00am.

Soap!! Classic... and wasn't Billy Crystal's role considered sorta the first gay one on TV?
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True! I don't know if he was the first but I'm running off re-runs and, even then, it was pretty impressive.

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Hadn't seen a pic of her in an age.

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moomarse's picture

Soap!! Classic... and wasn't Billy Crystal's role considered sorta the first gay one on TV?

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

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Snoogle's picture

SOAP was way before its time and Jessica Tate rocked it! I also remember her in a movie I think it was called Lady in White with a young Lukas Haas.

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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!

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Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:58am.
Am the only one here old enough to remember Katherine in SOAP??
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She was absolutely hysterical in SOAP!!! Jessica Tate was THE reason to watch that show! What memories! I need to look for the DVDs!

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moomarse's picture

mornin' bitches! happy 5th - now go drink a 5th! :D woohoo!!!!!!!

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

"I'm not sure what that sign meant."

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Yes, JoJo I remember on soap as well

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Yes, JoJo I remember on soap as well

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

That's a scary pic to wake up to mk.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Snoogle's picture

chefcammi

My 16 y/o told me the other day the she feels old because Malcolm in the Middle is coming to N@N. I laughed and told her welcome to my world!!

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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!

chefcammi's picture

snoogle..

wow.. i dont watch that, but I remember "No Gnu's is good Gnu's" from the Great Space Coaster and You Cant Do That On Television...

I used to laugh like Horshack when I was little..
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Snoogle's picture

@chefcammi LMAO!!
Maybe this isnt a good time to say I remember when the Nick at Nite shows weren't re-runs. *blushes*

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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!

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That's weird, I was just thinking about that scene from Brazil yesterday.

TrickyB, Katherine Helmond has always looked a little older than she is because she was so painfully thin (to me anyway). Notice how the anorexoids of today look old as well.

And under the heading of, "Am I Old or Do I Just Have Good Taste," I've never heard of RZA or Raisin Mishmash or whatever her name is. Googled them both and was instantly bored.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:55am.

Didn't realize she was in "Brazil" - maybe because I never saw the movie ahehehe.

I DO remember her as Mona, the naughty grandma in "Who's The Boss?"

As for biggies, I understand that James Woods and Liam Neeson are great oaks.
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HB to Katherine Helmond. Loved her acerbic wit. As for your other observations...very inneresting. James Woods always looks entirely too pleased with himself, in that smug, beady-eyed way of his. Now I know why.

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HUEY!
He was the shit when I was growing up!

Judge Joe- you entertain me sometimes when I am cooking dinner!

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Snoogle..
Yes you are.
In fact, is that Dust I smell?

:D

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Submitted by TrickyB on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:57am.
Sheesh. Katherine Helmond looked 81 20 years ago.

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She's always looked old. I've known a few people like that and I've always wanted to see their baby pictures.

Snoogle's picture

Am the only one here old enough to remember Katherine in SOAP??

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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!

xerquina's picture

HB to RZA, Eva Green and Edie Soprano.
happy hangover day errbody!

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Snoogle's picture

Happy Bidet to all !!

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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!

TrickyB's picture

Sheesh. Katherine Helmond looked 81 20 years ago.

Plecostomus's picture

Didn't realize she was in "Brazil" - maybe because I never saw the movie ahehehe.

I DO remember her as Mona, the naughty grandma in "Who's The Boss?"

As for biggies, I understand that James Woods and Liam Neeson are great oaks.

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Tristram's picture

I couldn't have identified Katherine Helmond if my life depended on it (it does not). But IMDb says: "On the big screen she starred in Brazil (1985) as Jonathan Pryce's mother who is addicted to plastic surgery and snooping in her son's messed-up life."