Thursday, July 2nd 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Shakira's New Single Cover
They tell me this is Shakira, but it looks more like something you get when you rub Brit Brit and Sasha Fierce together. Actually, I think when you rub those two together you get pork grease, condensed labia leche and bronzer.
Shakira took a crash course in "How To Ho It Up To Sell Records" and I'm all for it. If the video is anything like this single cover then I can't wait to see what the glittery gays of YouTube are going to do with it. They better have an ice pack on their nuts right now, because their tuck game will have to be on point.
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I had forgotten all about her. To me, she sounds like she yodels when she sings.
Man, I miss the understated Shakira of the 90s. Now she is starting to remind me of beyonce. Will we ever see the black hair again?