Thursday, July 2nd 2009

Michael Jackson's Last Rehearsal


AEG, the promoters for Michael Jackson's show in London, have released this 1-minute rehearsal that was taken just two days before his death. In the video, MJ is doing his thing to the song "They Don't Care About Us" in full costume and with fans. FANS! It's not a Michael Jackson performance unless there's WIND involved. A lot of it.

Also, there's more details on Michael's memorial and funeral. E! says he will be buried at Forest Lawn in the Hollywood Hills. The Jackson family says that there were never plans for a public viewing despite reports.

A public memorial will be held at the Staples Center this Tuesday at 10 in the morning. They still don't know if the memorial will be broadcasted on TV or the internet.

You know people are camping out right now! In fact, they should just close L.A. down completely, because it's going to be chaos upon chaos. My mom said that she's going to be sitting in traffic until September. I don't know how that's different from any other day, but okay....

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Submitted by LisaP on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:40pm.

Oddly, this is the first thing that's made me cry.

Say what you will about MJ, he was an incredibly gifted performer. What I saw here reminded me of some of his earlier performances, and...I don't know why. It just made me cry.

And for the record (if anyone even cares), I never bought the whole child molestation thing. I think Michael so wanted to be a child himself, to return to a more innocent time, that YES, he may have acted inappropriately around children. But if we're going to condemn him, we must include the parents of those children. I feel, with all my heart, that they sent those kids to his house looking for a big pay-off in the end. I don't care WHO the star is, there is no way in hell that I'd let my kid (male or female) spend the night with an adult male. The parents need to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Amen to all of that. He looked really great in this and all those parents are ridiculous. And my mother wouldn't let me go to sleepovers where it was all girls and the mother would be there. EVER. Much less with the husband there, even though she didn't believe anyone to personally be a pedophile or child molester she was protective and there's no way in hell she would have let me stay at any star's house--man or woman.

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Excellent guitar playing...isn't that Lita Ford, the lead guitarist from the Runaways?

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I think he looked good. He still had the moves still.

Poor Michael. Gone too soon.

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Watch at 1:04 when he grabs his side. That looks like pain.

He was no better than Britney, IMO. He's lip synching and the voice is overdubbed. Every move, every blink is choreographed, even the one where he is pretending to be enjoying the guitar solo.

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I actually thought he looked pretty good, all things considered but I noticed some really heavy breathing . . . definitely looked like he had some respiratory issues.

That was f-ing creepy...hold for applause, hold for applause, fade out...

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:49pm.

Submitted by Secret Original on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:46pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:35pm.

Sssssssorta. The kind of therapy he needed takes forever, you know? He very well could have been in therapy, just not healed by it. And no therapy could undo what he'd already done.

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Submitted by Secret Original on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:46pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:35pm.

We don't know that he wasn't in therapy, actually.

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I suppose that's true. But I think the unlikelihood that he ever was is written all over his fucked-up face.

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Sssssssorta. The kind of therapy he needed takes forever, you know? He very well could have been in therapy, just not healed by it. And no therapy could undo what he'd already done.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:35pm.

We don't know that he wasn't in therapy, actually.

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I suppose that's true. But I think the unlikelihood that he ever was is written all over his fucked-up face.

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This video makes me feel funny

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Janet goes military sometimes too. Maybe it has something to do with growing up in a strict 'get it right or get beat, atmosphere. A bootcamp for entertainment.

I don't know for sure.

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Oddly, this is the first thing that's made me cry.

Say what you will about MJ, he was an incredibly gifted performer. What I saw here reminded me of some of his earlier performances, and...I don't know why. It just made me cry.

And for the record (if anyone even cares), I never bought the whole child molestation thing. I think Michael so wanted to be a child himself, to return to a more innocent time, that YES, he may have acted inappropriately around children. But if we're going to condemn him, we must include the parents of those children. I feel, with all my heart, that they sent those kids to his house looking for a big pay-off in the end. I don't care WHO the star is, there is no way in hell that I'd let my kid (male or female) spend the night with an adult male. The parents need to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

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We don't know that he wasn't in therapy, actually.

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Submitted by girl_cheese on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:20pm.
" What's with him and the military thing? The goose-stepping. It's vaguely disturbing"

Thank you thank you thank you girl-cheese for posting that remark. I have never been able to figure out MJ's military fetish. Since he proclaimed himself as "King of Pop" I guess he thought maybe he needed to wear something that looked vaguely authoritarian. Probably someone told him a crown was out of the question, lest he become "Queen of Pop" and have to duke it out with someone like Debbie Gibson or Tiffany.

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My oldest aunt, who's in her 60s, could give a more ass-kicking performance. What's with him and the military thing? The goose-stepping. It's vaguely disturbing - and boring. I mean, sure he was 50 and not in good shape, but at least he could have his backup dancers do the difficult moves (see Madonna and Britney). Not that it matters anymore. I'm sure even if it was a boring show his fans would've LOVED IT.

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Agreed EEG.

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They are so going to make a whole bunch of money when they release this DVD, probably as much as if he had actually been in concert.

I think he looks amazing and that he was a perfectionist and meant to put on a hell of a show. I think that perfectionist attitude (well I actually know from personal experience) can cause anxiety and insomnia and such.

Hell I never thought I'd be taking Ambien in my life and it's due to stress from work and kids....

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Well wow. I just don't know how I feel about that clip.

I was once a fan in the 80's, weren't we all, but even as a younger person I felt that his moves were all the same.

We have not lost great genius, (call me when Clapton goes) we have lost a very troubled, disturbed soul.

Done.

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It did looked creepy at the end that he gives a smile which looks creepy but the first thing I though was him being happy atleast while practing,Did look slow pace but as people said maybe it was just a walk thru and didnt perform his best,and Im not gonna say anything about his weight cause hes always been this awfully skinny >.>

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soul? Is that you really? *hug* long time...

Demerol OD probably, maybe he choked on his own vomit as most over-dosers tend to do... or a heart attack - demerol lowers the blood pressure dangerously.

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the concert would have been amazing,always good music; he had to have ODd imo.
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Free pass from work, going home early! Have a great weekend all!

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:54pm.

BWAHAHAHAAA!! Loons got the spirit!

True dat!

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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I can compare Michael Jackson with Shitters because to ME they look the same. I don't really care if it was a rehearsal, the energy and will and motivation are not there. Shrug.

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True to the nth degree.

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I wonder if there is any truth to the report that people will be charged $25 to attend the memorial at the Staples Center?

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Me too moomarse.

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:52pm.
Christ, we could dig up Judy Garland, prop her on the stage and my dyke cousin would swear Judy gave a brilliant performance.
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BWAHAHAHAAA!! Loons got the spirit!

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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He looks perfectly fine here to me...well fine for Jacko anyway. The pedo had a simple drug OD.

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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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In all honesty, the arguments for/against what MJ might have done at these now-defunct concerts are all immaterial. His fans wouldn't care what he did (or did not) do on stage as long as they could SEE him. It's really all about the visuals. My sister saw Elvis in concert from a third row seat less than six weeks before his death, reporting that he was grossly overweight, disoriented, and could not remember the lyrics to any of his songs. No matter, when the local paper reported the same information, his loyal fans wrote in to say none of what was true was true because they saw what they wanted to see. Christ, we could dig up Judy Garland, prop her on the stage and my dyke cousin would swear Judy gave a brilliant performance.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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He was 50!!

I'MMMM 50!!! And I can KICK, I can STRETCH, I'm 50, 50 YEARRRS OLD!!!

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Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:48pm.
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I was thinking he lost it all shortly after Thriller... the face alterations & lighter skin and just weirder than weird's weird! UP to that point... what a shining star for sure!!!

But, now I'm sick of all this BS and I want it all to STOP!!!!!!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:46pm.

Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:43pm.
so.. why didnt MJ ever get therapy? he was a kid on the inside? HE WAS 50! I'm NOT downplaying the effecgts of abuse but the man was 50 with obvious issues and prob's with reality.

so, no why no therapy??

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Plus, a whole lot of people are just not open to the idea of therapy (many are downright hostile to it).

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Therapy is a stigma to some; anathema to others.

I know sooooo many people that could use talk-therapy to repair their fractured souls and refuse to. Simply refuse. It would be acknowledgement that something was wrong...

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Awww he's smiling at the end, and then he fades out. Those people performing with him, must feel strange to being the last ones on stage with him.

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Miss Thang: *muah* me too... Grew up with him, figuratively.

I still love the boy he was... He was broken though: thoroughly and unequivocally broken.

Odd thing is that MJ became asexual to me around "Billie Jean" time...
That's why all the child accusations and payoffs were shocking to me.
And honestly, when he put "Blanket" over the balcony rail, I knew he was gone, our Michael was gone.

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Submitted by Kandykane on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:23pm.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:43pm.
so.. why didnt MJ ever get therapy? he was a kid on the inside? HE WAS 50! I'm NOT downplaying the effecgts of abuse but the man was 50 with obvious issues and prob's with reality.

so, no why no therapy??

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*Smiles, Moos*

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Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:13pm.

How's your fig leaf, baby?

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so.. why didnt MJ ever get therapy? he was a kid on the inside? HE WAS 50! I'm NOT downplaying the effecgts of abuse but the man was 50 with obvious issues and prob's with reality.

so, no why no therapy??

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Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:13pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:09pm.
Hi REETS!
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Ya blew me off ealier today, turkey! : ( Your "caption" was pretty funny, by the way. lol

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Thanks! I just had to say that. EH is such a pile of drool.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 5:49pm.

Yeah u cannot possibly compare this to Britney. Britney's was an actual PERFORMANCE. This is just a rehearsal, which for the legendary MJ, I'm sure this is just a "walk through."
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My friend and I, who are both HUGE MJ fans, graduated from college about 2 months ago and the first thing she said to me when I saw her on grad day was.."I'm going to London to see Mike this summer!" I was so excited for her..then for this sh** to happen. I have to admit, Mike looked old and frail in this vid, but I'm sure he would have given a great performance, he's Micheal f**king Jackson, would he have given any less?! That public viewing is going to be a hot mess though..and I'm gonna need black people to stop trying to "claim" MJ all of a sudden, we rejected him when he started to turn "white" now we wanna be all weepy eyed cause one of our own passed away..STFU and sit the F down *Al Sharpton,Jesse Jackson,Joe Jackson*

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Hey Mizro, yeah the self hatred and mutilation is what makes my heart weep for this man. My avie is how he was on the inside, despite his countless transformations on the outside.
He wouldve surprised us all with incredible performances this summer. MJ would never turn in a lacklustre performance. Ever. It's the only thing he lived for.

At least we have the music & the memories.

You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!

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What did the mother at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Excuse me sir but youre in my son.

booooooooo!

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has anyone see the footage of him walking into court pretty much held up by two body guards? his "face" is expressionless, his waves to the crowd are weak and he's barely able to walk!

yeah- he was dopped up on something...

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All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us.

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oh god another MJ post. i see the trolls are in full force.i think i've heard every MJ joke on planet earth in the last week.it's getting old.

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I don't know. He looked pretty good in that video. Not good facially of course, but he still seemed to have his dancing shit together. It's obvious this was just a rehearsal/ run through. So that's why he wasn't putting alot of energy into it. But from that little clip, I think Michael would have surprised us with what he could still do.

Oh, well. Too late now. I'm really ready to move on from all the Michael Jackson coverage. But something tells me the coverage we're seeing now is only the tip of the iceburg. It's going to get ALOT worse in the coming weeks.