What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

I fully encourage everyone out there to express your sluttiness through fashion, but making your titties look like a couple of stale cupcakes covered in sugar flowers is not the look. Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud wore this fuggery to her birthday party last night in London. Unless your name is Johnny Weir, you do not wear fringe, mesh and applique flowers together.

And my memaw would not be pleased with this, because it looked like Cheryl ripped apart her favorite living room lamp shade to make this dress.

LOOKING LIKE A PROUD WHORE: Cheryl Cole is doing it wrong.

Wenn.com, Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by astriastar on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:27pm.

Yeah, I know it's the perspective, but with the giant hand and the dude in the forefront, it makes her look like a little woodland fairy!

Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:27pm.

I wanna know what's Cashley up to lately.

I would approve of this post more if we got to learn such important things.

I mean, I find her husband more interesting. Well, interesting might not be the right word, but I'm intrigued by the rumors of the coke/drink binge nights and gang-bang sessions with his Chelski colleagues.

Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:26pm.

I was just looking at Girls Aloud videos and i dont get their appeal. Cheryl is very pretty and she's trying to be a budding fashionista;This is just tacky, however.

Submitted by barelybeagle on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:26pm.

Another Johnny Weir shoutout! Woot! I demand more coverage of him on Dlisted. If there ever was a hot slut, it's Johnny.

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:26pm.

She not a proud whore so that's probably why it looks odd on her. She a bit of a goody goody ain't she? She also doesn't have the fashion chops to pull off some arty McQueen number.

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