Thursday, July 2nd 2009
What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
I fully encourage everyone out there to express your sluttiness through fashion, but making your titties look like a couple of stale cupcakes covered in sugar flowers is not the look. Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud wore this fuggery to her birthday party last night in London. Unless your name is Johnny Weir, you do not wear fringe, mesh and applique flowers together.
And my memaw would not be pleased with this, because it looked like Cheryl ripped apart her favorite living room lamp shade to make this dress.
LOOKING LIKE A PROUD WHORE: Cheryl Cole is doing it wrong.
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I don't even know who this woman is and I doubt that a lot of other people in America do either. She can't "make it" here like Posh could.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:45pm
She's already getting tips on how to market herself over here by Simon Cowell.
The only hitch in her plan is that Ashley Cole (her husband) is one of the most hated footballers in England. David Beckham he ain't, although he has cheated on her a lot....
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Tacky as hell. Then again its Cheryl the Ho-Thug Cole.
Submitted by Deylaaf on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:57pm.
I mean, I find her husband more interesting. Well, interesting might not be the right word, but I'm intrigued by the rumors of the coke/drink binge nights and gang-bang sessions with his Chelski colleagues.
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You forget the DJ who shoved a phone up his arse. :D
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Oh!!! Tell me MORE!!!
Also, is it true that Cheryl only married him to repair her reputation of being a racist whore?
she has nice tits ! I would fondle her
that being said.. that made me moist
OMG! It's a figure skating costume!
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 5:06pm.
She's already sexy as hell, so wth? Like someone else said, this is a "Look at my boobs!" dress.
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Is SHE British? And maybe a part-time lez? *crosses fingers - trying to get Ditto image out of my mind*
At least her boobs aren't draggin' like mine:)
I don't hate this dress. But on a stage, man. Otherwise it's just nekkidness. I mean, is there no fucking happy medium? Either we have to be covered up like nuns or or nekkid like sexual sacrifices? Jeez.
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
awww, she's absolutely gorgeous, she doesn't have to wear crazy outfits to get attention. Unless she's trying to stay relevant. But she's definitely drop dead gorgeous :)
holy desperate!
It's not bad, though she's on the threshold of being too old for it. She does have the bod for it, though, obviously.
What's really offensive is that someone chose to name their group "Girls Aloud".
Hmm, I like this dress. I love the colors, it could do with some more of those flowers about the front though. The fact that it looks odd is because she is so obviously self conscious in it. She is all hunched over and awkward and that's a shame because she has a killer body. She should wear that shit now because when she hits 40 she won't be able to pull it off.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
She's already sexy as hell, so wth? Like someone else said, this is a "Look at my boobs!" dress.
Kim Basinger wore it better as Holly Would.
OH! the dude from the Lost Boys!
sorry, I am slow today.
I like it.That makes twice today I think MK has made a bad call.Most guys would do Jessica Simpson...and most guys would do Cheryl Cole.Fashion sense is just sooo overrated.
I mean, I find her husband more interesting. Well, interesting might not be the right word, but I'm intrigued by the rumors of the coke/drink binge nights and gang-bang sessions with his Chelski colleagues.
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You forget the DJ who shoved a phone up his arse. :D
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:54pm.
Mr. Wirth???
I am lost.
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He's an actor - Billy Wirth. He's not a very good actor, but look at him...who cares. Ha!
M.E.,
http://www.billywirthfanclub.com/magazines/rocks.html
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:50pm.
Reeter,
Lost Boys, War Party, etc....I think he was in the remake of, eh, oh crap, pod people...Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
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I want to see Powder Blue, but I don't think it's on DVD yet. I have never been able to find War Party on DVD. The movie sucked, so I get it, but who cares about the story line anyway! LOL! He was also in a movie called Seven Mummies, but I can't locate it either.
kinda weird kinda flowery.
Mr. Wirth???
I am lost.
Alexander McQueen, you say?
I knew that dress was hot whenz I sawz it.
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"Faggot is as faggot does."
Reeter,
Lost Boys, War Party, etc....I think he was in the remake of, eh, oh crap, pod people...Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
Ewwwwwww. Chav.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:47pm.
Reeter!!!
Oh hell yes!!! Red Shoe Diaries!?!?!?
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Even as far back as Lost Boys. I wish this man would make more movies.
Reeter!!!
Oh hell yes!!! Red Shoe Diaries!?!?!?
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
She really has studied Victoria Beckham's playbook. Some excerpts:
Become skinny very quickly
Marry well; preferably someone also famous
Hire stylists to create attention grabbing looks
Buy a fantastic Mansion
and in the future:
Attempt solo stardom
Become known in the US
Launch your own clothing line, perfume,
and so forth
I'm more unsure of what a fat Mexican blogger wears all day. I mean, other than the smell of uncut peen on his breath.
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"Faggot is as faggot does."
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:40pm.
Reeter!!!
Is that Mr. Wirth????
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Yes! He's delicious. : ) Are you a fan?
Schiaparelli coat
http://myfashionlife.com/uploads/elsa.jpg
Reeter!!!
Is that Mr. Wirth????
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:35pm.
Glad to see that you've come bouncing back.
The problem with leaving something to the imagination is that some folks don't have one.
Which explains the popularity of most action movies and "Twilight".
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:30pm.
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Seperated siamese twins???
IFreedMyBirdula?
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THAT'S ME!!! I just go by my nickname of freebird. It pissed me off because people were saying IFreedMyBirDULA and I was always 'it's IFreedMyBIRDula.' Americans!
I was reading about this on another site--- it's an Alexander McQueen dress and cost 4000 pounds. Go figure.
PROSTIUTION WHORE
The buh-bees are fake, so don't think you can't have that after a trip to the plastic surgeon.
i think youre having a johnny weir kind of day...
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:33pm.
very true.
they also don't seem to know that the imagination is a powerful thing. if you're trying to attract a male, leave something to the imagination - you'll get more attention.
same can be said of porn. When did it become so gynaecological?
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Acutally.........its sort of cool. IF she's being surreal like Elsa-Schiaparelli-surreal its cool, but somehow I doubt she would get the whole surreal thing. For her its more of a trashy/peek-a-boo look at my tits thing.
From the super strict social dress codes for women in the Victorian era to today's fashion where nothing is hidden and everything goes... I think something terribly wrong happened in the process.
Today's chicks have forgotten or never knew the difference between looking like a cheap hooker and looking sexy.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Horrid dress, but damn, she has great tits! I'm totally jelly.
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:30pm.
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Seperated siamese twins???
IFreedMyBirdula?
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:29pm.
I like it. And I won't lie- she makes me feel funny in my girlie bit situation.
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It's official. We were separated at birth.
Uuuuuuvvvy!! you and your 'situations' hahaha...
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
She has a hot body - but that get-up is a little fucking trashy, IMO.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
I like it. And I won't lie- she makes me feel funny in my girlie bit situation.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
From the Skater Whore Collection.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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If my boobies looked that symetrical, I would wear a see-through mesh top too. Too bad the dress if FUGLY, though.
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