Friday, July 3rd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 2nd!
A visual representation of Fishsticks Paltrow speaking. - linda19
Runners-up:
uh, maybe Grandma wasn't fibbing when she said she was having problems with her stool. - copper
God speed, Susan Boyle. We hardly knew ye. - jazzfish_77
Not wanting to be outdone by Kim's farts, Bruce Jenner finds a way to channel his competitive side and revisit his Olympic glory days. - Bai Ling
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The funny thing is that under chair #1, Kim Kardassian is laying on the ground on her back.
Even Scotty may not have enough power to lift that bitch.
What do you expect if you put a #2 sign by your chair with the hole cut out of the seat?
Damn! Susan Boyle does have talent!
Ok, Aunt Millie, that looks great. Ok...sit still now and 3, 2, 1, SAY CHEESE!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Damn! Susan Boyle does have talent!
Thirty years after the divorce Kate Gosselin still gets steamed every time she thinks about Jon.
Todd: I got me a hot blind date tonight.
Todd's bro: How do you know she's hot?
Todd: Well her MySpace said she's smokin!
Weapons of Ass Destruction...
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I've heard that some women are squirters and gushers, but GEISERS??!!
Phyllis is determined to get a glimpse of Michael Jackson's body on it's way in to Neverland.
Every summer Bible camp counselors come up with new ways to scare kids about The Rapture.
When Simon Cowell told Susan Boyle her career would take off, this is what she imagined.
The first and largest Cougar Mingle site == http://www.sugarmommameet.com/ == Search for what you want, find more than you dreamed!
This unfortunate victim of Montezuma's revenge and tacos con frijoles was catapulted right out of her Tijuana hotel room, but she landed safely in a field.
Fat nanna breaks the laws of gravity by blasting her fat ass into cyber spaceeee
Debbie Rowe departs on her mission to get back the babez
I think she misinterpreted that #2 to the right.
Ok folks, every 4th of July we see some clown who has a few too many beers and tries to fill their entire colon with jet fuel......funny till someone loses a sphincter......
She likes long walks on the beach, curling up to a good book, quiet nights at home, and exploding military ordinances out of her rectum.....
Debbie Rowe on day of conception.
I'd hate to be the poor NASA bastard who forgot Mother's Day.
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You're under arrest, sugar!
The Flying None
In her haste to get the fuck out of Britain, Susan Boyle forgets Pebbles.
Disney's latest promo photo of their latest remake, Flight of the Flabinator.
U.F.O.---Unfashionable Fat Oaf
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They are the little marks that use their influence, to help a sentence make more sense!
After finally coming to terms with the fact that she actually had sex with Michael Jackson, Debbie Rowe did the only responsible thing and douched with rocket fuel.
Over the moon in T minus 3..2..1..
As part of the transformation process, Chaz Bono is taking lessons on how to fart like a man.
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"Gotta get my eye browns done.....dont I look hella angry?"
Never bring bean dip to the family reunion.
Beano Test #2 Result: FAIL
Grandmammy said she felt a lil lightheaded after she dun ate up all the bean stew...but I had no idearz she don be takin' off like a rocketsheep...
Submitted by City Barbie on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 5:42pm.
Looks like they're out crotch dustin again.
Brilliant!!
Those side effects for female Rogaine are not fucking around.
The new Natural Gas Hoveround testing grounds. Not only can you take them to the Grand Canyon, you can now go to Moon too!
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Ok who drank my Vodka! Dammit!
Dolores thought she had the "Full of Hot Air" contest in the bag, but was forced to take 2nd place when Gwyneth Paltrow joined the competition late.
Black Beans does it every time
That silly Travelocity gnome gave Bob a serious idea about how to get rid of his wife.
Taco Bell's press officer leaves the press conference.
Looks like they're out crotch dustin again.
All it took was for Edith to eat a Taco Bell volcano taco mixed with a serving of Alli and suddenly she became a Weapon of Ass Destruction.
The Harriet Jet is always an airshow favorite.
Grandma goes Green with a new echo friendly energy source.
Obviously, user #2 in the "Gas-X" product testing lab, got the placebo.
Demonstration of baked beans as the next eco-fuel.
At last! They've finally found out what's been making all the crop circles.
Submitted by copper on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:51pm.
uh, maybe Grandma wasn't fibbing when she said she was having problems with her stool.
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BWAA HA HAAAA! DING DING DING!!!
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:13pm.
That's a real Toot-uncommon.
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LMAO!!
mrs. assfire just had some taco bell
you've just been violated!
Hello, Life Alert? I've farted and I can't get down.