The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 2nd!

A visual representation of Fishsticks Paltrow speaking. - linda19

Runners-up:

uh, maybe Grandma wasn't fibbing when she said she was having problems with her stool. - copper

God speed, Susan Boyle. We hardly knew ye. - jazzfish_77

Not wanting to be outdone by Kim's farts, Bruce Jenner finds a way to channel his competitive side and revisit his Olympic glory days. - Bai Ling

Posted by: Michael K

The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by kelly1990 on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:29pm.

Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like ~~~~~sugarscupid. c o m.. what will the world be??

Submitted by Ikcor on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:04pm.

How did "crotch dusting" not win?

Submitted by superone on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:42pm.

have fun, find love, http://www.millionairechats.com sincere girls and handsome men there are much more attractive and charming!

Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:02pm.

OMG, Bai Ling! That is SOOOOO Bruce Jenner! LMAO!

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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."

Submitted by anonybitch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:38pm.

Touché, copper!! Very funny!

Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:00am.

Funny stuff! Congrats to all of you!

Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:36am.

Congratulations funnay sluts!

Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:02am.

Congrats linda19, copper & Bai Ling! CONGRATS & YAY JAZZY!!! You are always hilarious!!!! ♥♥♥

Submitted by kate009 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:41am.

I met my perfect one on --~~B l a c k W h i t e l o v i n g.c O m~~- It is a wonderful dating site for black and white singles to have fun together! And it's free! Hope it can help you find your ideal match!

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:39am.

Congrats, linda19 and & runners-up! Good ones!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:51am.

Bruce Jenner!!! LOL

Well done, y'all!!! Congrats! :D

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:47am.

Congrats, weiners!

And thanks jazzy - that felt reeeeeeeal good!

♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:44am.

Nicely done, winners - congrats!!

Jazzy, we may have a spot for you in the 'CT Hall of Fame'.

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Submitted by mzmarymac on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:04am.

After years of hearing about how much fun he has with his poop-shoot, Michael K's granny decided to try it out for herself. (Pssst....by the way gran...you're doing it wrong!)

Submitted by scaryspex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:15am.

The Queen will be the first Royal in Space!

Submitted by scaryspex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:14am.

Heuston, We have a problem.

Submitted by thaumaturge on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:53am.

btw, I am the creator of this obscure remix. In 2004, I was working 60+ hours/week, and once I finally got a little time off, I just wanted to do something mindless. I see that many of you still feel the same way.

If so inclined, please check out some of what I've been making in the years since:

http://www.youtube.com/user/pissysteve

Submitted by thaumaturge on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:44am.

"Brave Woman Uses Talent For Science"

Submitted by daybes on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:41am.

It turns out Leighton Meester's feet are more talented than we originally thought.

Submitted by tmorgan419 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:13am.

this gives a whole new meaning to a hot piece of ass.

Submitted by danny_boy on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:15am.

Susan Boyle shows how even with a new wardrobe, Jessica Simpson clip-on extensions and a pair of blue blockers, you can still come in second to Diversity!

Submitted by roxie on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:03am.

Life Alert! I'm going up and I can't get down!

Submitted by solx82 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:19am.

German chancellor Angela Merkel shows off her new cost-effective way to travel over the Atlantic.

Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:01am.

New from RONCO!!! It's the ASS BLAST O-RAMA!***
***Batteries not included...the ass blast o-rama may be smaller that seen on TV... some assembly required.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:28pm.

The Jacksons lastest attempt to ensure that Debbie Rowe doesn't get the kids.

Submitted by Dixiemama on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:26pm.

To study for her role as Julia Child, Meryl Streep attempted to recreate some of her recipes, with disASSterous results.

Submitted by starsinthetwilight on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:23pm.

After the recent chain of events, Perez Hilton realized that he needed a quick getaway.

Submitted by quinnweiss on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:12pm.

Susan Boyle's energy drinks helped her through her performances, but they gave her major gas.

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:07pm.

It's no longer just a punchline. Philip Seymour Hoffman is working with NASA to harnass the power of his sharts to help mankind.

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Never Can Say Goodbye

Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:06pm.

...as Southwest continues to cut services to keep their passengers flying, they prove they will go to any lengths...

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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1926...

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:03pm.

Rojo Caliente...to boldly go where no man has gone before.

Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:01pm.

As promised, Tommy Girl's mom tests his Chair Launcher; as space exploration is promised in Dodo Sector Phase of Scientology.

~~Witty Comment~~

Submitted by dancehalldaze on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:58pm.

All ready receiving Oscar-buzz, Sony Pictures releases behind-the-scenes stills of Meryl Streep starring in the upcoming summer movie, "Julie & Julia".

Submitted by Stumpy on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:50pm.

Susan Boyle's career finally takes off.

Submitted by McLovin on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:47pm.

Queen LaQUEEFA.

Submitted by dukehotginge on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:30pm.

Jessica Simpson's farts are so powerful that NASA decided to harness them as a greener fuel for her launch to SBSP (Stupid Bitches' Space Prison)

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:25pm.

I was concerned when the doctor prescribed nitroglycerin for my mom's heart disease. My fears were not allayed when she overdosed.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by Bruiser on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:15pm.

HAHAHAHA. Blow it out your Hole-ASS!!!

Submitted by marcusbacus on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:10pm.

Metamucyl® Turbo. It rocks.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:56pm.

Wow the new Geritol hi-octane boost juice really packs a punch.

Submitted by the librarian on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:55pm.

After years of backfired atempts, Perez Hilton finally manages to spew hot air out of somewhere besides his mouth.

Submitted by nolagirl on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:47pm.

MOM?!

Submitted by JakeyGsSexSlave on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:38pm.

Susan Boyle is looking to pick up where Lance Bass left off, only she plans on heading into space with the Polish Space crew.

"Elizabeth, how does one suck a fuck?"

Submitted by Price_for_Prez on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:30pm.

Not what Madeleine Albright had in mind when Bill Clinton offered her a ride on his Crotch Rocket...

Submitted by cindy323 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:09pm.

Susan Boyle on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

Submitted by filthy cute on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:07pm.

Okay, I think my submission is awwwwesome, but that's only 'cause I just sucked down some mary-joo-wanna!

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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

Submitted by filthy cute on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:05pm.

Academy Award Winner, Nicole Kidman ... in her latest role ... BRAVELY dons: a cunty expression ... a fat suit ... and a rectum FULL of fire . . . and becomes ... TOM CRUISE."

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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.