Thursday, July 2nd 2009

Debbie Rowe Is Ready To Fight

Debbie is binding down her titties down, putting on her gloves is ready to fight a bitch for the custody of Prince Michael and Paris. Or as Debbie probably calls them: "Checking and Savings Account." Let's be really real.

According to NBCLA, Debbie told them in a 90-minute telephone interview that she wants "her children." Debbie said she's willing to do whatever it takes including submitting to a DNA test. Debbie also wants to get a restraining order against Joe Jackson to keep him away from the kids.

In Michael Jackson's will, he named his mama je'e' as his children's legal guardian. Diana Ross was named as a back-up. Michael also clearly stated that he didn't want to leave Debbie Rowe a cent.

Maybe I'm being overly harsh (proof that the world is still spinning), but Debbie already cashed that check a while ago. I would understand if she just wanted to take them to Chuck E. Cheese every now and again to get know them better. Really, I don't know what to think. It's a shitty situation all around. On one hand, Debbie is crazy. On the other hand, Joe Jackson is crazy too. Sending the kids to Florida to be raised by Bubbles is looking like the best option.....

Posted by: Michael K


zomay's picture

I believe I should have custody.

I will feed them, have fun with them, make sure they finish school, and treat them with respect. Also I will keep them away from fucktards but they will not have to wear masks. NO more masks.

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christine the hoff's picture

Momus
there's so much fuckery going on, it's not even countable... nothing would suprise me at this point. nothing.

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Fucka doodle-do.

CNN has a video of part of a rehearsal. I guess I didn't realize the degree to which it's choreographed and planned, right down to the applause. Why do people think that's creative? It isn't. It's controlling and unimaginative. I can see practicing the dance moves, but not every eyelash blink in between.

And I agree, Joe's not coming near those kids because he doesn't come near Katherine. Debbie Rowe is psychotic.

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HER MOUTH LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING SNAPPING TURTLES YOU SEE ON DISCOVERY....4 MORE HOURS TILL THE DRUNK PARTY BEGINS!!

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Before this situation calms down, we are going to learn a lot of dirt about MJ, his family, DR, her family, etc.

According to TMZ, MJ has: been getting drugs illegally under various names, puncture wound all over his body from various injections, been a drug-addict for decades; the DEA and LAPD are investigating him and his shady docs.

Before we totally fry DR, consider the wealth, power, and prestige that MJ could throw at her to keep her away from the kids.

Mother Jackson has some responsibility in how her kids got raised.

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Am's picture

All those muthafuckas is ka-razee!!! The chil'runs should go to Michael K. At least we know what level of fuckery he's operating at.

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christine the hoff's picture

give them to some farmer in bumfuck Iowa and let em be normal!
go to school, fall off bikes, play baseball, not grown man balls.

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Fucka doodle-do.

ThatGrrrlyX's picture

Sick!
Federline
Rowe
Birkhead
GROSS DESPICABLE HUMAN GARBAGE!

Bossy's picture

P.S. Biological parents mean NOTHING. I'm not adopted but just because people share genes doesn't mean they will care for them the best, or at all.

Reeter's picture

Submitted by Niko on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:51pm.
she could provide the lifestyle they're used to and has the power and dosh to protect them.
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Bossy's picture

If she wants them it's only to get some sort of child support settlement which she'll only spend a small fraction on for the kids. Sorry, but to hell with her.

zomay's picture

She was the bio mom and the skin doctor was the bio dad. Wonder if he will step forward with dna testing.

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KittenKatinCanada's picture

Let the kids stay with their Grandmother. Apparently Mrs. Jackson and Joe haven't resided in the same house for years, so he shouldn't be a factor in the decision. Also, it is believed that she will be employing the Nanny who lovingly raised the children for years.

The poor children need some stability (finally) in their lives. Shuffling them off to a woman who disowned them after the ink on her cheque dried won't offer them any sort of comfort.

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Reeter's picture

Neither option sounds good. Poor kids.

M.E.'s picture

Bitch, those children don't even know who the hell you are!

Vermithrax's picture

I want them.
I don't want them.
I am ready to fight for them.

What the fuck already..

Statler and Waldorf's picture

Submitted by S_G on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:47pm.

I'm not a fan of Ms. Rowe, but I often wonder if people would have so much hate and anger, if the situation was switched, and Debbie Rowe was a male sperm donor.

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I think it would be the same. Larry Birkhead certainly didn't have a big fan club.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

I feel very sad for these kids, Michael was their best option at having a 'normal life'. You never saw those kids being paraded around, they seemed to adore him and everything seemed all good with them. Now this bitch wants the kids?!? I mean if she really cared she would have struck a better deal with M.J. but she obviously only cared about the money. As they all do. What a shame that there is chance they will end up with her or Joe Jackson. I hope they can recover from this tragic experience and lead full, healthy lives. This really does give me the sads:(

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Submitted by jim on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:38pm.
I AM NAKED AND STUCK AT THE NEVERLAND RANCH, CAN SOMEONE COME PICK ME UP????

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No. Not until your Peter has Pan-ned out.

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SpiceDong's picture

I am getting a really strong bull dyke vibe from this creature.
Like she knows her way around a strap on or two.

I want you to pluck me like a fruit - Blanche Devereaux

Statler and Waldorf's picture

I really hope these kids will fade out of the spotlight like Anna Nicole's daughter did. She only turns up occasionally in magazines now.

Big Mama Rowe is a nasty butch chick. I saw her interviewed for some post-Bashir documentary about Michael and she doesn't seem all that nice or motherly. Joe Jackson is probably a worse alternative. No matter which way these kids turn, they're screwed. I feel awfully bad for all of them, especially Blanket because what if his big sister and brother are taken in by Rowe and he's left behind with Joe and Katherine?

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Um alright Debbie, if you were so worried about them before how come you didn't do a damn thing until now?

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Niko's picture

Back off bitch, back to your trailer park. You've been paid already. IF this story is true she's a shiteous human being, selling her kids, stating she doesn't know/want them, that they are not hers/his anyway and now separating them from the little one for cash.

I don't know what would be best for these poor kids. Where's Madonna when you need her. In a way I'm even serious: she could provide the lifestyle they're used to and has the power and dosh to protect them. (Hides)

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KidL's picture

I hate to say it, but Diana Ross may be these kids' best bet. Miss Ross may be a Grade A bitch with a capital B, but she kept her kids out of the spotlight. A friend of mine attended Georgetown with her daughter, and apparently the girl was very nice and well-adjusted.

kittycatastrophe's picture

Stall tactics would work the best. Keep her in court fighting for custody for 4 years, by then the two older kids will be 15 and 16, old enough to emancipate themselves. Debs doesn't have the money to hold out fighting motion after motion for years on end. Blanket isn't even in play as far as a custody dispute goes.

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The C word's picture

Since when do incubators get custody?

If she is that *ahem* intent on being in their lives than why not try for visitation instead?

(Oh that's right: the money)

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S_G's picture

I'm not a fan of Ms. Rowe, but I often wonder if people would have so much hate and anger, if the situation was switched, and Debbie Rowe was a male sperm donor.

Just a thought...

Hekki's picture

Hell, I wish *I* could take those kids myself.

It's just like when Anna Nicole Whore died. I wanted that baby Dannielynn to come live with me and my kids instead of being parceled out to one crook or the other.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Molly Mae: "Notice how this bitch didn't want the kids until his will was filed and the amount of his estate was revealed? And a true mom wouldn't seperate siblings. If she wanted people to believe she cared, she'd offer to take all three kids and keep the nanny they've always known."

Amen to that.

And Janet is NOT suitable, either. She hid her basement baby for decades. A real mother wouldn't deny her child for all the money in the world.

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Submitted by jim on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:39pm.
JANET MIGHT EAT THE FUCKING KIDS..NO WAY!!

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Fudge!! THIS FAT COW will end up eating them about she milks them for all they're worth!! Honestly, my loathsomeness for this cunt knows no bounds.

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stupid cunt. traumatize the children more than they already are.

xerquina's picture

this bitch is in it for the money. she ain't gonna get shit! those kids should be donated to science.

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S_G's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:18pm.

A real mother would not want to split up siblings.

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MSNBC is saying she said she would take all 3 kids.

Salem13's picture

Those kids are fucked either way.

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Tracy Lynn's picture

The only hope for Michael's innocent kids is if the judge places them with some boring family in the midwest where nobody knows who they are.

After all, their faces have been hidden with veils and masks for the last 12 years. They're practically unidentifiable.

Place them with Mr. and Mrs. Boring, let them go to regular school with regular kids, play soccer, take dance classes, whatever.

But if the Baby Oven, Joe Jackson, or any other show biz person gets ahold of them, then little Paris Jackson will end up as the next Paris Hilton, and who knows what will become of Prince Michael and Blanket, or whatever the boys names are. They'll probably end up like River Phoenix and Brad Renfro.

JANET MIGHT EAT THE FUCKING KIDS..NO WAY!!

Molly Mae's picture

Notice how this bitch didn't want the kids until his will was filed and the amount of his estate was revealed? And a true mom wouldn't seperate siblings. If she wanted people to believe she cared, she'd offer to take all three kids and keep the nanny they've always known.

I AM NAKED AND STUCK AT THE NEVERLAND RANCH, CAN SOMEONE COME PICK ME UP????

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Well, of COURSE! *throws up hands*

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@Submitted by lynniepoo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:24pm.

i TOTALLY agree, Miss Janet should take the kiddos. even if grandma gets them, i see them ending up with miss nasty in the end which would be good.
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Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:32pm.
Pfft. Michael Jackson's real wife? I can do better than that. My 20 year old daughter is actually my love child with MJ from back when he did a concert here in detroit.

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So I take it you're 27 or younger? Rumor has it MJ didn't care for those old 8 year-old hags :P

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Rican35's picture

Did MJ ever cross paths with anyone who was of the normal persuasion???

guilty of being white's picture

This is truly a case where the childrens choice should be the only choice. Ask the fucking kids who they want to raise them and that would be that!

"Fuck me running..."

tojo's picture

Those kids are fucked...

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YesterdaysTrashQueen's picture

Screw DNA.

Biology does not a mother make.

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kittycatastrophe's picture

She's maneuvering for another payout. Just watched Michael Jackson's rehearsal video from 48hrs before he died...I think he may have actually been able to pull off a couple of concert dates. He doesn't look frail,just really thin, and he seems to be into it as much as his 50 year old former dancer's body allowed him to be. Still wouldn't have paid a dime to see him perform live though.

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Tracy Lynn's picture

Pfft. Michael Jackson's real wife? I can do better than that. My 20 year old daughter is actually my love child with MJ from back when he did a concert here in detroit.

Now all the rest of you baby mama hos better come out of hiding, so we can do the talk show circuit and make lots of money, just like those mamas did in the 80s, with all of Elvis' secret daughters.

dlisted_bitch's picture

What a surprise. SHE SOLD THEM. Any mother who would sell her children does not deserve to have custody of them.

Provolone's picture

WTF? All you dlisted ho's are all about GETTIN' DAT MONEY! I know this isnt a divorce but whatever... she's probably not even the bio-mother and is seeing if they'll call her maternity test bluff. Its a no lose situation for her.

Shit, im contemplating throwing my hat into the ring as the sperm donor. The fact i was 14 years old or so at the time makes ALL the more sense that it would be me, being this has to do with michael jackson.

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moosh's picture

They should just give her $$ to go away...again.

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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