Michael Bay Shuts Down Megan Fox

Megan Fox's internal filter is clogged up with jizz (and other man-made particles), so she tends to say exactly what she's thinking all the time! Example time! Megan said this a little while ago about Transformers, "I can't shit on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don't want to blow smoke up people's ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting."

Um. Thank you, Professor Whory McObvious! We didn't already know that. I mean, if you see the words "MEGAN FOX" on a movie poster, then you know you're not going to witness the second coming of Laurence Olivier. Only Megan Fox could make a CGI robot look like they've trained most of their life at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts.

The director of Transformers has slapped Megan right back for her comment. Michael Bay told The Wall Street Journal (via UsWeekly), "Well, that's Megan Fox for you! She says some very ridiculous things because she's 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, 'Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it. Nick Cage wasn't a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck. before I put him in Armageddon. Shia LaBeouf wasn't a big movie star before he did Transformers -- and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys. Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers. I like to think that I've had some luck in building actors' careers with my films."

I think it's safe to say that we can also file the above quote in the "Ridiculous Things" category. Bay, please! Is he actually taking credit for turning Nicolas Cage into a big star?! Does Michael Bay's memory leave out everything that was made before 1996? Two words: VALLEY GIRL. Deborah Foreman should get the "thank you" fruit basket from Nic Cage. Not Michael Bay.

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:51pm.

He's prolly upset because she used to be his own personal honey pot, but now there's rumors that she fucked every main dude in the film. I don't mind her but she should watch it before someone openly dickslaps her.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:51pm.

Except for Raising Arizona, what the fuck has Nick Cage done that deserves a mention for anything except sucking?

Submitted by Am on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:51pm.

Both of them should have a big helping up Shut The Fuck Up soup.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:50pm.

LOL @ The Fly! Should I try anal? BAHAHA! Yes, you should!

Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:49pm.

Megan does have a point. Michael needs to sit the fuck down! he didn't make these people's careers he just made them unreasonably rich.

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:49pm.

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Submitted by Reese2029 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:47pm.

T2 was a hot mess, but MF had a throwaway role in it. How embarassing that her role was to continually press her boyfriend about how he feels about her while the end of the world is coming. Actually, I blame MF and Bay for that.

Besides, there was another hot chick in the movie, so maybe MF shouldn't be burning bridges if she wants to continue working.

Submitted by Bella on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:47pm.

Hahahaha Master Blaster, that article was great!!!

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:47pm.

She should probably wait until she has demonstrated that she can do something beyond being the boy-toy in a really bad sfx movie.

I saw transformers, believe it or not, in south america. It was in english with spanish subtitles--probably the only interesting thing about it. It was asinine and boring, I did recall that shia was an irritating omega male and megan (didnt' know her name at the time) was a hot looking boy toy.

There were probably a thousand other hollywood teenagers who could have acted as props for this boring animation vehicle.

Nothing in the movie made me think they were good actors, nor has anything they did since.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:46pm.

So she can't act her way out of a sack, I don't give shit as long as I'm in it with her!

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:45pm.

Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:35pm.

Um I see nothing wrong with Megan fox's original statement, If anything she was being honest.
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Sit down, errbuddy! ITA!

Seriously - she said what he said even: this movie *snip* gave me a career. There you go. People are well aware that it's not about acting. Also true.

"I can't shit on this movie" and "I don't want to blow smoke up people's ass" Totally pretentious and career threatening. You made the fucking movie - now stand behind it. Be grateful, bitch. They can take it all away just as quick where you're at. You still got lots of money to make for a lot of people before you can walk around talking like that.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:44pm.

War of the douche bags. I don't give a shit about that director dude, but he did an overkill with most of his little egocentric rant. I do agree, Megan Fox would be a big fucking nobody if it wasn't for Transformers and trying really hard to gather publicity with being the low-rent desperate version of Angelina Jolie and yapping bullshit.

I don't know, I think he's right. Ben Affleck, Nick Cage, Martin Lawrence, Will Smith and Shia LeBouf aren't good actors and I don't doubt they became household names due to some flashy action/comedy movie.

Don't get me wrong, I like Nick Cage in The Family Man and Face-off and I think Martin Lawrence is quite funny when he's not trying SO fucking hard, but overall they are not very good. Now, if this egomaniac man dared to say he was responsible for Cate Blanchett, Jack Nicholson, Robert de Niro, Anthony Hopkins and the list goes on, then I would be fucking outraged.

And Megan Fox is half right, too bad she can't realize the "People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting." is so impregnated with bullshit and irony because this piece of human waste can't act. Period.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:43pm.

They're both idiots.

But at least she's telling the truth.

Submitted by The Fly on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:43pm.

Megan does nothing in that movie but pout her lips to the screen at different angles.

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Submitted by vasellina on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:42pm.

someone got his little man ego bruise. megan is right she was stating the obvious. bay is probably pissed because she wouldn't sleep with him.

Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:42pm.

Translation...I have made some half-arsed actors very rich in my movies...Modesty much ?

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:39pm.
@Plecostomus: You have the best avies! You managed to make Beth Ditto kinda pleasant to look at.

Speaking of colored girls, I saw 'Star Trek' last night and I have a question. If you went down on one of those green chicks, what would they taste like? Broccoli or spinach?

Regardless, I want one!
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:36pm.

The only good performance between them was nic cage in raising arizona.

I love Nick on Living las Vegas, but i think is because the movie was so damn good.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:41pm.

Oh sa-nap.

Someone really did need to call this cum dumpster on her shit.

Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:41pm.

184. GATECRASHER/NY DAILY NEWS 06/26
Which sultry screen siren slept with several of the leading men in her new big-budget flick, but refused to get horizontal with the director? He's so peeved, he's threatening to ban the gal from his future films. Megan Fox/Michael Bay

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Submitted by The Fly on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:41pm.

Bay is like the Woody Allen of action movies! All the women lead complex lives! Should I leave my husband? Should I go back to college? Should I write a novel? Should I rat out my pimp? Should I try anal? etc.

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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:39pm.

Sounds like she's about to talk herself out of a regular paycheck. I guess she thinks herself an actress instead of the requisite eye candy for action films like Transformers.

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Submitted by Janice Second on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:39pm.

Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:31pm.

This article from The Onion succintly sums up Michael Bay's worth to the world of film:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/michael_bay_signs_50m_deal_to_fuck?...
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Goood lawd, that CAST: http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Thundercats-cast-redo.jpg

Hahahahaha...

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:39pm.

@Plecostomus: You have the best avies! You managed to make Beth Ditto kinda pleasant to look at.

Speaking of colored girls, I saw 'Star Trek' last night and I have a question. If you went down on one of those green chicks, what would they taste like? Broccoli or spinach?

Regardless, I want one!

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Submitted by clarketron on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:38pm.

Shit, I wouldn't care if Bernie Madoff had said that, 95% of what was said is still true and I love him for saying it! My new hero for the summer. Even though his movies suck.

Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:38pm.

LMAO People are going to slaughter her for saying this. It's really a shame because I would prefer someone being real to someone wearing a pageant smile saying "This film was AM-AZING" 500 times.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:38pm.

I "know" her from Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (which I saw recently with my kid)...notable but then so was Lindsay, if you can imagine that...

And, apparently, she was in How to Lose Friends and Alienate People but I completely forgot about her there...

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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:37pm.

They should get married, really -- they're both talentless hacks who spew a constant stream of oral shit.

Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:36pm.

Ummm, Bay just proved her point. Nic Cage, Will Smith and Ben Affleck...TERRIBLE ACTORS!!!!

The only good performance between them was nic cage in raising arizona.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:35pm.

Um I see nothing wrong with Megan fox's original statement, If anything she was being honest. Oh and I read a Blind Item recently that implied that he was upset that he didn't get to sleep with Megan so maybe he is just talking out of sexual frustration.

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Submitted by Janice Second on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:35pm.

"People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting." WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY SHE IS IN IT.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:35pm.

"Megan Fox's internal filter is clogged up with jizz (and other man-made particles), so she tends to say exactly what she's thinking all the time!"

I usually don't disagree with MK; but, this time I must.

Megan Fox does not, will not, and cannot think. She simply hasn't two working brain cells that can produce a viable synapse.

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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:35pm.

Even Michael Bay doesn't know the difference between 'big' actors and 'talented' actors. He needs a STFU pill, too.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:33pm.

OMG, Michael Bay vs. Megan Fox!!! This is like choosing between the Sewer Monster-Pooper Scooper or the Lifetime Supply of "Aaah" and Comfort Wipe (tm) Showcases on The Price Is Right!

I...I can't choose!!!
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Submitted by TxGal on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:32pm.

What else has she come out in? Never heard of her until I saw her in Transformers. I also feel that if she had so much self confidence she wouldn't be acting like someone else. What makes a person special is their own individuality. Which she is not!!

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:32pm.

Bay may make shitty movies, but he just totally burned Megan Fox with a new asshole.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:31pm.

This article from The Onion succintly sums up Michael Bay's worth to the world of film:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/michael_bay_signs_50m_deal_to_fuck?...

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:30pm.

OMG there needs to be a Guinness World Record for Douchey Fuckery. It could included all kinds of things like quotes, marriages, adoptions....We certainly have enough contestants...

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:30pm.

You know what sickens me? No matter how big of a bitch she is, and no matter how egotistical, rude, selfish and ridiculous she is, most men will always compare women to her.

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