Michael Bay Shuts Down Megan Fox
Megan Fox's internal filter is clogged up with jizz (and other man-made particles), so she tends to say exactly what she's thinking all the time! Example time! Megan said this a little while ago about Transformers, "I can't shit on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don't want to blow smoke up people's ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting."
Um. Thank you, Professor Whory McObvious! We didn't already know that. I mean, if you see the words "MEGAN FOX" on a movie poster, then you know you're not going to witness the second coming of Laurence Olivier. Only Megan Fox could make a CGI robot look like they've trained most of their life at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts.
The director of Transformers has slapped Megan right back for her comment. Michael Bay told The Wall Street Journal (via UsWeekly), "Well, that's Megan Fox for you! She says some very ridiculous things because she's 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, 'Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it. Nick Cage wasn't a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck. before I put him in Armageddon. Shia LaBeouf wasn't a big movie star before he did Transformers -- and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys. Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers. I like to think that I've had some luck in building actors' careers with my films."
I think it's safe to say that we can also file the above quote in the "Ridiculous Things" category. Bay, please! Is he actually taking credit for turning Nicolas Cage into a big star?! Does Michael Bay's memory leave out everything that was made before 1996? Two words: VALLEY GIRL. Deborah Foreman should get the "thank you" fruit basket from Nic Cage. Not Michael Bay.
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oh so i guess shes not taking his dick in her ass anymore...*rolls eyes*
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Nic Cage was an actor before Michael Bay got his dirty hands on him. So fuck off!
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She should be performing oral feats on him instead of shooting off about it.
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Everybody responsible for Transformers should be shamed into silence.
MBay did not make Shia a star, Shia did that long before MBaybay.
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Whatever. She fucked him to get that Transformers role anyways. There were several blind items referring to these two.
Nic Cage isn't exactly Olivier either:)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:07pm.
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Son, you got a panty on your head.
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classic.
This came out when I was 18 or so... me and all my friends would always quote this shit. A buddy of mine worked at a furniture store and one of the local radio stations were there on location. Me and a bunch of my friends were sitting around drinking beer at the lake and had the radio on.... My friend actually used the line "come on down to (whatever the store name was) and get your fixtures for your bathroom, bedroom or bood-war (no clue on the sp)... or my name ain't (so-n-so) we pissed our damn pants.
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I was working at a movie theater that was showing it. On the weekends, we would confiscate people's beer and then watch it after the theater was closed. I must have known the whole thing by heart at one point.
I like Michael Bay.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Megan Fox is undoubtedly hot. But sometimes she talks way too much. Have to side with Bay on this one. Seriously, give credit where its due sweety. Sounds like something more personal anyway
"you're drunk"
"you're sexy"
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:07pm.
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Son, you got a panty on your head.
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classic.
This came out when I was 18 or so... me and all my friends would always quote this shit. A buddy of mine worked at a furniture store and one of the local radio stations were there on location. Me and a bunch of my friends were sitting around drinking beer at the lake and had the radio on.... My friend actually used the line "come on down to (whatever the store name was) and get your fixtures for your bathroom, bedroom or bood-war (no clue on the sp)... or my name ain't (so-n-so) we pissed our damn pants.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Ummmmm, Megan, you stupid bitch, you DON'T bite the hand that feeds you. There are one million more of you out there, sweetie. Some that can actually ACT! Kiss your 15 minutes goodbye.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Obviously, she won't be in Transformers 3.
I find it easier to believe in Autobots and Decepticons than I can believe that Sheep LaBeef would be able to hump Megan Toxic.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:07pm.
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Son, you got a panty on your head.
Congrats MK for using the terms Laurence Olivier and Megan Fox in the same entry. I bet THAT's never been done before. LOL.
Miss Fox is a stupid overpaid bitch btw.
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What an idiot! Nicholas Cage made Leaving Las Vegas BEFORE The Rock. LLV got him an Oscar. His success has nothing to do with him being in The Rock.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:09pm.
BWHAHAHAHAHAAAA.....
it's Huffhines boy. Would you buy something from unpainted Huffhines...
or my name ain't nathan arizon!!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by The Fly on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:59pm.
Hey wait Nic Cage was also in Moonstruck. I lost my hand! I lost my bride!
"Johnny has his hand! Johnny has bride!"
"Chrissy - get me the big knife!"
LOL - my sister and I quote that movie all the time!
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They were jammies! They had Yoda's and shit on them!
He doesn't even really make an actual point, now does he? Except of course that Megan Fox is a stupid vapid cuntwhore. He should have included that she isn't 23 and looks fat in that outfit.
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Um, I don't care.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:01pm.
Perchance, do you mean that celluloid excrement entitled, "Captain Corelli's Mandolin"?
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Eeewwwww! Well, It could have been called Bret Michael's Whammy Bar.
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Especially since I was totally hoping for scenery to squish them.
ed was barren where my seed could find no purchase...
hit the deck boy!!
You got any balloons that blow up into funny shapes? Not unless round is funny...
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:01pm.
Perchance, do you mean that celluloid excrement entitled, "Captain Corelli's Mandolin"?
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That's the one. I think they had accents, too. And Nic had his typical bad hair rug. Piven's fake hair screws and snorts circle's around Cage's toupe.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:01pm.
Perchance, do you mean that celluloid excrement entitled, "Captain Corelli's Mandolin"?
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Eeewwwww! Well, It could have been called Bret Michael's Whammy Bar.
Uh huh.. way to make yourself look like the bigger douchebag there Bay.
I liked Nicholas Cage for 5 minutes but now I hate him. Now he just ruins perfectly good movies by being Nicholas Cage, the failed Elvis Impersonator.
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Shit. I think this is the first time I've agreed with Michael Bay. At least Megan Fox didn't pull a complete Heigl, though.
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:01pm.
Perchance, do you mean that celluloid excrement entitled, "Captain Corelli's Mandolin"?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:36pm.
Ummm, Bay just proved her point. Nic Cage, Will Smith and Ben Affleck...TERRIBLE ACTORS!!!!
The only good performance between them was nic cage in raising arizona.
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H.I. - by far one of the funniest. "whattaya kiddin me - we got us a family here!" I randomly quote that movie on a daily basis. Boy, you got a pany on yer head...
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You're young, you're healthy, what do you want with a job?
I will never forgive Nic Cage or Penelope Cruz for that Mr. Somethings Violin movie or whatever the crap it was. Worse than Gremlins 2. Bastards.
Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:51pm.
I liked Leaving Las Vegas and... Face/Off.
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They should have called it Butt/Off. Travolta would have been much more believable trying to use Nic's no-no hole as a mouth. "Why do you keep licking your lips, john?"
Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:54pm.
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Hey wait Nic Cage was also in Moonstruck. I lost my hand! I lost my bride!
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:36pm.
Ummm, Bay just proved her point. Nic Cage, Will Smith and Ben Affleck...TERRIBLE ACTORS!!!!
The only good performance between them was nic cage in raising arizona.
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H.I. - by far one of the funniest. "whattaya kiddin me - we got us a family here!" I randomly quote that movie on a daily basis. Boy, you got a pany on yer head...
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:36pm.
Ummm, Bay just proved her point. Nic Cage, Will Smith and Ben Affleck...TERRIBLE ACTORS!!!!
The only good performance between them was nic cage in raising arizona.
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Definitely Cage's greatest performance and my favourite Coen movie. Cage should stick to comedic roles, he was also great in Adaptation and Matchstick Men.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:51pm.
Except for Raising Arizona, what the fuck has Nick Cage done that deserves a mention for anything except sucking?
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Vampire's Kiss, it sucked so good.he wasn't half bad in Moonstruck either.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:51pm.
I liked Leaving Las Vegas and... Face/Off.
Wasn't Nicolas Cage one of Spicoli's hot bitch friends with Eric Stoltz and Anthony Edwards in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"?
He was billed with his real name, Nicolas Coppola.
Bay sounds like the bigger idiot here.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:49pm...
Why'd you have to go and make them sound so yummy? Now I want 3 of 'em!!!
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They are like potato chips. I don't think I want one, but once I have one, I want a bunch more...
Kevin Smith made Ben and still directs him best.
Megan Fox -- Elizabeth Hurley
Two pissants in a pond.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I remember Nicolas Cage from Rumble Fish. I LOVED Rumble Fish. Didn't his uncle do that film? And The Outsiders. I loved S.E. Hinton when I was a kid!
Mm, and wasn't Ben Affleck already famous when he was cast for Armageddon? Maybe he wasn't famous for being an action star but he did have an Oscar, no?
And Will Smith and Martin Lawrence? Didn't they have longish running tv careers? Michael Bay better hurry and cast Jennifer Aniston in something, make her a 'star.'
Sounds to me like they BOTH need to shut their cake holes.
I was going to say something along those lines as well...
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:51pm.
Except for Raising Arizona, what the fuck has Nick Cage done that deserves a mention for anything except sucking?
Megan is unintentionally killing her career--or maybe she senses its already spinning to oblivion. What director is going to want an actress who will be pissing on their admittedly piss-worthy movie? With plastic surgery and makup, new megans are a dime a dozen.
I mean, transformers is a movie based on a children's toy for cripes sake...
I'm glad Michael Bay shut Megan down with her comments. She does say stupid things, but yeah, it's totally expected from her. What Bay has done to movies is unforgivable and he hasn't really influenced many careers that were going to "explode" in the first place. Shia's career has barely farted and watching him act is like watching a kitten die.
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cant stand her...loves her shoes though