The sign on the ATM should read, “Please do not deposit envelopes, money or ANYTHING with folds into this machine.” - Whisper Runner-up:

Lurleen was so poor, she had to go to the ATM to get a nekkid video took of herself. - Lurleen

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This little diddy is presented to you by Ali Lohan, sister of Blohan. I guess she put out some kind of Christmas album which is in stores now. The piece of awful music I'm providing you with is called "Lohan Holiday" and is sung by Ali with background vocals by Blohan. I'm not sure what a Lohan holiday is, but I'm sure it involves doing lines off of each other's firecrotches while crying about how their lives are a complete waste. Then they totally crank call Paris Hilton while smoking crack from broken light bulbs. Ahhh...I love the holidays!

Thx Nick

Earlier I wrote about how Patrick Dempsey's first wife, Rochelle, once claimed he beat her ass. Many of you asked what Patrick Dempsey's the hell she looked like and here she is! This is when he was 21 and she was like 80. Love the Kirk Cameron hair.

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Blohan decided to pay homage to her dear mother, White Oprah, by dressing as her for Halloween. She's missing the mouth that won't stop yapping and the fake, white hair. Besides that she's got it down.

On the honesty, what the hell kind of Halloween costume is this?! Halloween does not give girls a reason to dress like a lady of the night. Be different for once and actually cover your shit up. I can totally see her firecrotch.

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Chris Klein as a slice of idiot or Rose McGowan a Retardtini

Neil Patrick Harris aka Doogie Howser MD is fighting gay rumors after a story was published about him and an alleged boyfriend. This is what was said in the article:

"Nepotism is alive and well in Hollywood. Former Doogie Howser star Neil Patrick Harris, 33, recently got his longtime sweetheart David Burtka, 31, a guest role on his series How I Met Your Mother (airing Wednesday nights on CH). Burtka is an experienced theatre actor (he played opposite Bernadette Peters in Gypsy on Broadway and starred in the touring company of Beauty and the Beast) but also had small parts on episodes of The West Wing and Crossing Jordan."

This is what Doogie's spokeswhore said, "He's not of that persuasion." Is his spokeswhore a 70-year-old English librarian?! Who the hell says "persuasion?" Anyway, he's totally a fag and I know this for a fact. Ok, I don't but he is one...right?!

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Art my ass - Mollygood

Hayden Panettiere is going to grow up a fat ass - The Bastardly

Kate Bosworth buys groceries for show - Egotastic!

Cindy Margolis shows her 41-year-old snatch for Playboy - IDLYITW

Xtina is the corpse bride - Hollywood Rag

Justin Timberlake to host the MTV EMAs - Just Jared

Luke Wilson signs his soul over to Satan by starring in a Jessica Simpson movie - Popsugar

Kylie Minogue is gorgeous in Vogue - A Socialite's Life

Alyssa Milano's fairy Halloween - Hollywood Tuna

*Note* Like a dumb ass I accidentally deleted the first version of this. Bootleg.

I know I'm a bad Flavor of Love fan! I didn't do a recap on the reunion. The truth is, that shit sucked harder than Bootz in a room full of rappers. One of the highlights came when Buckwild threw her $3 Payless pump at New York. This shit was so planned, because dumb ass has put said shoe on eBay. I mean this shit made the Jerry Springer show look spontaneous. The other highlight came when Krazy squeezed her ass cheeks together to try and sound good while singing some beat down song. As New York would say, bitch is fraudulent!

Speaking of frauds, a few of you have written me on the status of Delishis and Foofy's relationship. Now that he's admitted to knocking up some broad with his 7th child....the status of their relationship has been questioned. Foofy actually knocked up the random ho before he started filming Flavor of Love 2. I've heard that he's still with Delishis, but who knows and who cares?

Another rumor is that he will appear on New York's reality show and beg him to take him back. When she denies him, he will again search for love on Flavor of Love 3.

PS - If you really want to get grossed out,
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to see a picture of New York and Pumkin kissing. I say ewww.