Michael Bay Shuts Down Megan Fox
Megan Fox's internal filter is clogged up with jizz (and other man-made particles), so she tends to say exactly what she's thinking all the time! Example time! Megan said this a little while ago about Transformers, "I can't shit on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don't want to blow smoke up people's ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting."
Um. Thank you, Professor Whory McObvious! We didn't already know that. I mean, if you see the words "MEGAN FOX" on a movie poster, then you know you're not going to witness the second coming of Laurence Olivier. Only Megan Fox could make a CGI robot look like they've trained most of their life at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts.
The director of Transformers has slapped Megan right back for her comment. Michael Bay told The Wall Street Journal (via UsWeekly), "Well, that's Megan Fox for you! She says some very ridiculous things because she's 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, 'Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it. Nick Cage wasn't a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck. before I put him in Armageddon. Shia LaBeouf wasn't a big movie star before he did Transformers -- and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys. Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers. I like to think that I've had some luck in building actors' careers with my films."
I think it's safe to say that we can also file the above quote in the "Ridiculous Things" category. Bay, please! Is he actually taking credit for turning Nicolas Cage into a big star?! Does Michael Bay's memory leave out everything that was made before 1996? Two words: VALLEY GIRL. Deborah Foreman should get the "thank you" fruit basket from Nic Cage. Not Michael Bay.
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im so fucking sick of megan fox. she may be pretty but she looks like a stripper.
Megan Fox needs to STFU.
She can't act her way out of a paper bag with a blind, deaf and dumb audience.
When movies featuring soley her (Fathom, Tomb Raider: Prequel) tank big time, Megan Fox will be teabagging Michael Bay to be in another Transformers movie.
Why doesn't Megan Fox quit acting if that's how she perceives the industry?
Yeah, it's true what she said, but she's a fucking enabler. She's part of the reason why the film industry has already gone down the shitter and she's bitching about it?
Fuck off, dicknose. Instead of bitching and making society worse, why don't you try doing something GOOD?
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WOW...so sweet, seems she is famous on a free sugar dating site___Sugarmommamatch.Com
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the most beautiful member each month.funny thing.....
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:14am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:12am.
Excuse me Nitty? Did you say "Holes"?
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Why no, Dee. I didn't. But something tells me Michael Bay wouldn't mind humming a few bars while in Megan's Fox hole..*Queue mindless Family Guy Music*
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Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:12am.
Excuse me Nitty? Did you say "Holes"?
Oh Puhleeze. Michael Bay found Shia La Douche, just like the rest of the other child touchers did...On The Disney Channel.
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Michael Bay debating the relevance of Megan Fox and other actors is like Kim Kardashian complaining that her sisters have no right to be famous.
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Work it, baby.
So, she telling us what we already know. She is not known for her great acting skills.
....I thought this girl was stunning until I heard her speak - mutherfucker, she is dumb as a mud fence!....short bus material!....as they say, don't judge a book by it's cover....
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well here's an official comment from bat boy that puts it all into perspective, expecially her po mouth: the weekly world news site, celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man
What if they both shut up and focused on promoting the movie. Bay acts likes he's some genius auteur.
Oh Megan Megan Megan....stop smokin the weed, it's lowering your IQ faster than Michael Bay can backpeddle.
As for Bay, it's the pot calling the kettle black. He's NOT 23, so what's his excuse??
and by the way.....Transformer's did SUCK.
didn't megan just get back together with brian austin green...she must've decided to go back to him after she got tired of sucking off bay...and she clearly didn't give bay a goodbye suck, so now he's mad...
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I hate Michael Bay, but he's totally in the right here. Megan is going the ingrate Katherine Heigl route, and if she doesn't stop, people are going to be more sick of her and her retarded statements than they already are.
This was already on Defamer as a blind item - it seems our Megan slept with nearly every man in the Transformers cast and totally shut Bay down when he came sniffing around, and now he's PISSED OFF about it. Granted, he's icky and old, but really, this is Hollywood - does she seriously think no one knows how she made it to the top so fast? She must have fondled some old pito at some point in her career, probably guys much nastier than Bay, so why shoot herself in the foot NOW?! He's got a vendetta against her now. As hacky as he is, his idiotic movies make tons of money, and that translates into power in Hollywood.
Why is everyone worrying about H1N1 when the Raging Asshole virus seems to have reached pandemic stage in Hollywood?
Bay and Fox seem to be Patients 0 and 0.1.
They're both right, his movies suck and she's nothing.
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I'm not a Megan Fox fan, but she's right. This is a one explosion after another type of movie. People aren't going to see it because they want an Oscar worthy performance.
And if it WAS about the acting, he wouldn't cast her would he?
THANK you for the Valley Girl reference! Classic example of the gloriousness of the 1980's. One of my favs.
Holy jeez, that is an unflattering, droopy mess of a dress.
I actually don't think Megan's that annoying, because she tries SO hard. She is kind of funny to me. I find celebs more annoying when they have a genuinely shitty attitude (for example, Gwynnie Paltrow). Everything that comes out of Megan's mouth reeks of "Listen to me, I'm being edgy! Don't you think? Please say I am edgy! I'm working so hard to be edgy!"
Michael Bay, you hack. So Megan's excuse is that "she's 23"; what's your's, pepaw? Your movies suck. Also, I believe Ben Affleck had already won an Oscar for "Good Will Hunting." And Will Smith was already pretty big in music (hits and a Grammy, no less) and had a popular television show that ran for about 6 years. While "Bad Boys" was his first blockbuster, he was taken seriously as a film actor in "Six Degrees of Separation," and made "Independence Day" not long after Bay's film. Soooo, I think these guys would have "made it" anyway, like Nicholas Cage, without Bay's help. Get over yourself, Bud. Again, your movies suck. And while Megan Fox might not be Meryl Streep, you're barely a notch above Ed Wood.
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 5:35pm.
I loved the Island!
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Same here!
DH said the plot wasn't original and was in some sort of short story named "The Lottery", but damn it if it wasn't a cool premise anyway, original or not.
The whole idea of rich people 'sponsoring' clones just to harvest organs/skin/what have you doesn't even seem so preposterous nowadays either.
Submitted by Janice Second on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:52pm.
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Reindeer Games was pretty good... altho anything with Charleze Theron in it is OK by me! ;P
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Ben Affleck - Oscar winner
Nicolas Cage - Oscar winner
Martin Lawrence - very well known tv actor
Will Smith - very well known tv actor
Shia LaBeouf - known by many for some movies (disturbia) and some tv.
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I think Will Smith is MORE than a TV star. He is one of the highest paid and one of the most successful actors out right now. All his movies open big and do well.
Shut this whoa up already.
A Colombian necktie would be lovely on her don't you think? *gah*
I think what he meant to say is "Megan Fox is a stupid bitch who will say anything for attention". I mean seriously. I don't get what guys find so appealing about her. She is so stupid and not attractive at all. A plastic surgery nightmare.
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 5:20pm
I loved the Island!
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Right, Nic Cage is famous for being a Coppolla, not for great films like: Leaving Las Vegas, Wild at Heart, Moonstruck, Adaptation, Face Off, etc. Hatahs!!
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 5:08pm.
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Word to everything you said.
I am, however, looking forward to "Avatar", "The Road" and the occasional surprisingly decent and underrated film by the end of the year.
Oh and the only Michael Bay film I enjoyed was "The Island", which, of course, was not as successful as this Transformers garbage.
I'd much rather see Michael Bay shut down.
Everyone knows Bay movies aren't exactly Fellini films. ou see them to sort of let your brain go numb for a while and see shit blow up.
I am pissed that I wasted my money on that shit fest. I should have listened. The parents, the story, Meghan Fox and the wedding dress scene, it was all too much.
In fact I'm throughly convinced now that the whole movie industry is just crap. Even the previews before the movie were just idiotic drivel. You have to wonder what's happening to people when they want to see a movie about guinea pigs being FBI agents (no matter how cute guinea pigs are), I mean the idiot sitting next to me laughing at every scene was too much, or that Peter Jackson alien film? I actually thought oh wow an interesting documentary on something but no another crap plot. And the idiots in the audience were laughing at this shit? I can't believe people actually buy into it. My god the human race is going downhill. I'm surprised I didn't get a headache from all the eye rolling I did in that 2 and a half hours.
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Submitted by stevebeans on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:05pm.
Ben Affleck - Oscar winner
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Uh, Ben Affeck won an Oscar for writing the screenplay for Goodwill Hunting, before he was in that piece of shit Armageddon. Not acting. He's not a very good actor and he's been in some horrific movies... Gigli, Jersey Girl, Smokin' Aces, Daredevil, Bounce... if Ben Affleck has anyone to thank for helping him get famous, it would probably be Kevin Smith.
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my god I think this is the first time I've agreed with Michael Bay. At least Megan Fox didn't pull a complete Heigl, though.
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hideous outfit she had on and i know i'm a retard u don't have to point that out but i dont get it..... her comment seemed fine to me she wasn't saying she wasn't thankful to him she said transformers made her known... LEAVE megan ALONE.... cue my sobbing face covered in a blanket.... and cut
Submitted by Candy Blackmail on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:47pm.
Nicolas Cage became a big star because of four magical words: Uncle Francis Ford Coppola
On another note...I'm torn between telling Michael Bay to blow himself and applauding him wildly for putting the talking radish in her place.
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I'll agree with Jesus here too.
Nic Cage sucks and would not have gone very far without such connections I am sure.
Nicolas Cage became a big star because of four magical words: Uncle Francis Ford Coppola
On another note...I'm torn between telling Michael Bay to blow himself and applauding him wildly for putting the talking radish in her place.
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LOL.. Michael Bay has a huge ego, megan fox has a big mouth. Just the other day she was saying on the Early Show interview that only geniuses could understand Transformers because its such a messy, over-the-top movie... and she was supposed to promote the movie too!
I like the candid, i'm-invincible-so-shoot-me thing Megan has going on lol
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I like Megan Fox. No I'm not joking.
so basically she just dissed herself and said she can't act....
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:27pm.
and the look on your face is my reward! hahahhaha
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:57pm.
Wasn't Nicolas Cage one of Spicoli's hot bitch friends with Eric Stoltz and Anthony Edwards in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"?
He was billed with his real name, Nicolas Coppola.
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you spelled crappola wrong.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:26pm.
Hooooray.... changed the avie back i see.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:21pm.
You can put an actor in the best movies and if he/she does not have what it takes to grab the public's eyes coupled with a well organized PR machine behind them, they will never become stars. Hollywood is full of these cases...so when directors take credit for someone's career makes them sound full of shit...yeah a good movie can provide attention but ultimately is up to the actor to make it happen and connect with movie goers.
Yes and no. Megan played the HEAD evil bitch in "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen". This was at a time when Lindsey Lohan was doing movies left and right and everyone was watching them. Nonetheless, Megan did not stand out and no one gave a shit about her, despite her role as the "hot head bitch". So yeah, I think a big blockbuster like "Transformers" had the only significant impact on this skank's career. Otherwise she'd still be doing little appearances in daytime tv. Ungrateful b*tch.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:09pm.
He doesn't even really make an actual point, now does he?
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The sub text for me was 'I'm done with her ass' and 'good luck finding someone else that will support putting you in viable roles in the future'.
It's not just about what she said and his reaction it's about damage control on his part and saving face. How many people does it take to get a movie in a theatre? She insulted every one of them and their efforts from the director to the clerks. Her words have also put a stain on the directors past works, and may be in peoples minds in the future when they're approving his project, when actors are being cast (or not tee hee) etc etc.
I think this stupid bitch just blacklisted herself.
:D yay!
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You can put an actor in the best movies and if he/she does not have what it takes to grab the public's eyes coupled with a well organized PR machine behind them, they will never become stars. Hollywood is full of these cases...so when directors take credit for someone's career makes them sound full of shit...yeah a good movie can provide attention but ultimately is up to the actor to make it happen and connect with movie goers. Besides most of the guys on Bay's list were stars before he got his hands on them...so please bitch don't try to get all L.B. Mayer on us now. And yeah Megan is an idiot too who needs to be scrubbed good and sent to finishing school.
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Michael Bay is a hack, so it's fitting that he also vomits up all this dumb shit about making Affleck, Cage, LeDouche, etc, etc careers.
I do love him for trying to put Megan in her place, though. Just wish he could have done so convincingly, unlike this.
It gives Megan - if her 2 remaining brain cells can figure this out - the opportunity to retort by highlighting Bay's stupid statement about all those actors.
Uh oh Magen, you're getting a little too comfortable, dear.
I hope Megan Fox pisses off Harvey Weinstein someday (soon) so he can banish her permanently to low budget porns in the Valley.
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
Ben Affleck - Oscar winner
Nicolas Cage - Oscar winner
Martin Lawrence - very well known tv actor
Will Smith - very well known tv actor
Shia LaBeouf - known by many for some movies (disturbia) and some tv.
I mean sure if you go by his words 'These people weren't big movie stars', he does have a point that Affleck, Lawrence, Smith and Labeouf turned into more household names after their big roles, but all 5 of them had careers and were known by many before those movies.
To lump them in with the statement "Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox" makes it seem like he plucked those guys off the streets and made them stars too.
He took known actors and gave them big breaks in 'blockbuster' movies.