Open Post: Hosted By Jersey Girls From The 90s
Here's a bunch of amazing highlights from a 1994 documentary called Wildwood, NJ. This shit really makes me wish that I grew up in New Jersey! These classy and refined individuals could have taught me so much about life! I wasted my best years at Barbizon, when I could have been educated by the masters of elegance. I mean, the below quote has just been downloaded to my brain area and I will use it as much as possible:
"Women always have a strike up on men. We've always got our bodies (if you keep it in shape) and we've always got the check to cash."
There's your new pick-up line and you can easily re-work it a million ways. Try, "Hey, can I cash my check at your check cashing place?" Or "I want to bounce my check on your dick."
Shit. I may just take a bus to Wildwood this weekend, because I'm sure these ladies are still hanging out at the boardwalk. You know, because it's different, it's different. Every night, it's different.
And I bet you they look exactly the same! My fashions icons.
Although, that skanky bitch at the 2:20 better watch her bangs. I'll cut them right off if she talks shit about eyebrows again.
VIA Best Week Ever
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Ok, I'm getting sort of jealous over here.
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I heard Gary Coleman is hung like a Chihuahua.
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Moo!
*passes freebird a comfort wipe*
FreeB - you know i keeeed. I knew YOU would think that was funny....
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Hairy Korean, you dumb bitch!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:58pm.
*tea bags freebird*
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I just spit Coke on my computer screen. I was not expecting to see that when I posted my comment.
I know, you thought I would swallow.
*boob flash n shake at jack*
gross
Bushy yellow person??? I don't get it?
*twirls blonde hair*
He is one troubled little man. Speaking of which, y'all still talking bout small peens? My ex was kind of smallish and the sex was fantastic, but he had SUCH a complex. It was tiring.
*tea bags freebird*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
LMAO @ cth and stoney
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:54pm.
gary coleman's wife was arrested for domsetic violence.
that made my fucking day, imagine that bitch beating on that lil fucker.... bwwaa
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Whatchu talkin bout Hoffy?
Yeah, gary coleman IS a little fucker! Fucker.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:54pm.
COOL, a bushy yellowperson! Good gift, M.E.
so good with laundry, so good
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Is the girl in orange starting at the 2:47 mark Dina from the Real Housewhores of NJ??
gary coleman's wife was arrested for domsetic violence.
that made my fucking day, imagine that bitch beating on that lil fucker.... bwwaa
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:41pm.
I can't take a picture!! so much for playing it cool! :S
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oh cumon! you never took a secret spy pic from your cell? pretend like something's wrong with it and hold it up.
Mine makes a noise :S
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
COOL, a bushy yellowperson! Good gift, M.E.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:50pm
You should have no trouble having your way with him.... I thought I had a nice grill but shit! an OVEN!!! I haven't seen that yet. Very good job.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Jack - BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!
I'm hoping for the same reaction from the BH, except, instead of a monitor, it will be me.
*MUAH*
I'll have to have some rights to this one since it does have an oven AND side burner.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:41pm.
I can't take a picture!! so much for playing it cool! :S
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oh cumon! you never took a secret spy pic from your cell? pretend like something's wrong with it and hold it up.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:46pm.
*drools. humps monitor. grunts (tim the tool man style)*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:41pm.
Re: Coast to Coast
I used to go through another website to streamline Coast to Coast for free,
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Where? No linky, you stinky!
@M.E.
I dont even need to buy a vowel...a hairy KOREAN GIRL!!!
...or a bbq
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Jack -
http://fp.vendaria.com/vpop/VpopViewer.html?uid=100606099&iid=AddpfzvImu...
Still laughing, didn't even realize I wrote that until Stoney pointed it out.
They are still asking what it's so funny.
One more hour and i'm out of here!!
Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:35pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
My pod-mates are looking at me funny
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:32pm.
"stinkbutt, good for you!"
OK I totally just laughed out loud at that. Sounds you're congratulating someone on having a dirty ass.
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haaaaaa that's a good one!!!
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Is this real life?
I've gotta get off my ass and actually do some errands today!
See ya kids later!!
love,
Stinkbutt
M.E. - you are awesome!
Stoney - saw the vid. my favorite part is when they jump on to the fence. If my useless knowledge serves me correctly I believe that was the Sugar Hill Gang with what is considered to be the first rap song ever.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Jack - It's something every man wants, something they don't allow their wives to use, it required steel wool brush with a handle and tongs.....
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:35pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
My pod-mates are looking at me funny
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:32pm.
"stinkbutt, good for you!"
OK I totally just laughed out loud at that. Sounds you're congratulating someone on having a dirty ass.
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haaaaaa that's a good one!!!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:25pm.
Re: Coast to Coast
Yeah, I've listened to most of them, but didn't hear about the China Lake, if they're talking about an area near Ridgecrest, CA I've been in that area. I've got to listen to that now. I used to go through another website to streamline Coast to Coast for free, not that it's money I can't pay, but ya know it doesn't hurt to save a buck in these days.
I can't take a picture!! so much for playing it cool! :S
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Me too!! Can't wait to be out of here.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:37pm.
I have zero motivation today. It's my Friday and I don't want to be here. It's sunny and warm and I WANNA BE AT THE BEACH!
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Is this real life?
M.E. - gimme a hint what you got the BH for his birfday...
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Ok, yall have to watch the roller baby video if you haven't yet. It's hysterical.
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The BH has laid down the law. "Absolutely NO drinking durning the parade. NONE! No mimosas or bloody mary's this year"
Party pooper.
I have zero motivation today. It's my Friday and I don't want to be here. It's sunny and warm and I WANNA BE AT THE BEACH!
I was probably the only kid at my high school who refused to go to Wildwood after prom. I lived near Seaside Heights, NJ... so I guess the kids in my school figured we had to go to an even trashier place than Seaside for our after-prom festivities.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
My pod-mates are looking at me funny
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:32pm.
"stinkbutt, good for you!"
OK I totally just laughed out loud at that. Sounds you're congratulating someone on having a dirty ass.
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Is this real life?
smurfy, can you take a picture and link us up? Remember "shaaaarrriinngggg"?!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:28pm.
He is here!!!! He is so damn Hot.man life is not fair
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YAY!! Take a picture!
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Is this real life?
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:25pm.
stinkbutt, good for you!
I thought I would never find anyone, but 4 days later I found 2 guys.
Thanks everyone, for letting me vent on my ex and all that.
My friends are so tired of all the drama.
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2 guys WOW, well there you go. I can relate about the friends thing too. My friends used to cringe when I'd bring up my ex. it does help to talk, but ultimately time heals all wounds.
@ CTH, nothing and yes.
"stinkbutt, good for you!"
OK I totally just laughed out loud at that. Sounds you're congratulating someone on having a dirty ass.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:25pm.
This gives me so much hope!!! I love Coast to Coast!!! Some of those guests and their stories are hard to listen to late at night, esp the ones about parallel universes.
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Buy a Streamlink membership - only 6.95/month - and you can listen to the previous night's show the next day. Up to 90 days, I think. Did you hear that one show a bunch of years ago (5?) when this scientist lady called in to talk about China Lake? Weirdest.shit.ever. My other favorite creepy show was the one with the Interpol assassin who kilt people for the govt - pedophiles and human traffickers. Ed Dames is always interesting, even if he looks like an elf.
http://ovnis-usa.com/images/George_Noory_Ed_Dames.jpg
Hoffer - you are correct.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Smurfy - rest easy... slip him the tongue!!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
what are you asswipes up to today? getting ready to get your drunk on?
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Fucka doodle-do.
He is here!!!! He is so damn Hot.man life is not fair
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!