Open Post: Hosted By Jersey Girls From The 90s
Here's a bunch of amazing highlights from a 1994 documentary called Wildwood, NJ. This shit really makes me wish that I grew up in New Jersey! These classy and refined individuals could have taught me so much about life! I wasted my best years at Barbizon, when I could have been educated by the masters of elegance. I mean, the below quote has just been downloaded to my brain area and I will use it as much as possible:
"Women always have a strike up on men. We've always got our bodies (if you keep it in shape) and we've always got the check to cash."
There's your new pick-up line and you can easily re-work it a million ways. Try, "Hey, can I cash my check at your check cashing place?" Or "I want to bounce my check on your dick."
Shit. I may just take a bus to Wildwood this weekend, because I'm sure these ladies are still hanging out at the boardwalk. You know, because it's different, it's different. Every night, it's different.
And I bet you they look exactly the same! My fashions icons.
Although, that skanky bitch at the 2:20 better watch her bangs. I'll cut them right off if she talks shit about eyebrows again.
VIA Best Week Ever
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like ~~~~~sugarscupid. c o m.. what will the world be??
and why does the girl in the blue shoulder shirt keep beating people up and putting them in the hospital?
Chasing satan away all day is not easy...
http://chasingsatanaway.blogspot.com
"Everybody's got their nails on"---good thing!
You can see the ancestral hairline of Theresa from housewives at 0:26...this clip is an interesting study in NJ genetics...
Chasing satan away all day is not easy...
http://chasingsatanaway.blogspot.com
The girl in the middle @ the 2:50 mark is DINA from Realhousewives of NJ!!!!
lol. Teenagers in candid documentaries are always made to look so "lost".
haha
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
Very good points! I just met someone a dating cougar club
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you dont have to be rich or beautiful,life is short and we should enjoy.isnt it ?
!!maybe u can get a reall hot girl,ooooohhhhhhh so hot !!!
Just beatit.. just beat it ! leave your cares and beat it !
Ass or lack thereof. Yes usually. However when there is no longer any elastic around the leg hole the fabric that should be covering your ass naturally seeks out a home.
don't drive a car. bike only. but I would like to get a new muffler for my neighbour that leaves for work at 4.30 am.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
So wait, the elasticity is what determines possible wedgies?
I thought it was just my ass.
That's good Tits. Now write your automobile's manufacturer and see if you can get a new car!
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:58pm.
...and tell them when to buy new undies.
speaking of which. I recently (less than a year) bought about 10 pairs of very nice jockey panties. elastic gave out in one or both legs since then. I got so irritated picking my panties out of my bum that I wrote to them to advise them of this (new line for htem). They're going to replace them all with a different line of theirs I like. Wasn't that nice? they certainly weren't cheap either - about 10$ each!
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:01am.
my ego
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HAHAHAHAHA
Good night to all.
TV, I loves you anyway! LOL.
Ego and your right hand!!! ;-)
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Nite Deb, love ya back!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
my ego
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
IDK if that's a good idea, TV. Then who would give you a false feeling of superiority feeding your delusions of manhood?
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:36pm.
GOTDAMMIT TV, WHO WILL WORK THE BURGER KING
DRIVE THRU AND PICK OUR FRESH PRODUCE FOR UNFAIR WAGES? Damn, think man.
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women?
(kidding)
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:36pm.
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sweet dreams sweetie~~~
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
I like it here much better late at night.
The day shift gets on my nerves.
Niteys Angel!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
GOTDAMMIT TV, WHO WILL WORK THE BURGER KING DRIVE THRU AND PICK OUR FRESH PRODUCE FOR UNFAIR WAGES? Damn, think man.
Nitol! I gotsa early morn! Sleep tight - don't fight - here's some cream for them troll bites!
(;x)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:23pm.
LOL! @Angel,
Apparently not hard enough.
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Oy, gurlfriend. I hear THAT. I was in almost that same position not so very long ago. All is much better (not perfect but MUCH better) now so I can safely say: Good Times, Bad Times, Keep on truckin', You're time is gonna come, Don't stop believin', there is indeed an Invisible Sun, Don't Worry Be Happy:)
FF is awesome. I like the fanvids - they rock;p
I would totally do that. I did that with Fable;p
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
I bow to Speakit! That is Truth! LOL!
How has everyone been? Are we fighting about anything? I speak Troll now. I have learned from the professionals... 8-)
Gees, I missed this place. I read it everyday for my MK fix. He cracks me the EFF up!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:26pm.
Deb that sux. :(
But it all WILL be good, sooner or later! There's no other option. I say so and I rule the world.
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You do? Can we get rid of all the Mexicans?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Deb that sux. :(
But it all WILL be good, sooner or later! There's no other option. I say so and I rule the world.
Other than Bradi, I got the dreaded **crickets** when I posted on day shift! Happy Canada Day! One Day Late!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
LOL! @Angel,
Apparently not hard enough. Car got repo'd this week. Roomies split when rent was due. It has been a bit nuts on my behalf. But it will all be good sooner or later.
Been burying my stressed out self on FF (blushes)I think I know more about things I never knew I needed to learn tho!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Hi Debfromheckhadesunderworld!!!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:06pm.
@Angel,
I saw you and TV had been there.
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(((HUGS)))
It occurred to me I hadn't seen you in a while. Working too hard, I imagine...?
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:10pm.
OMG that was funny. "You cannot divide by 0." wtf?
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Well, you know what they say...One cat leads to another!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
(((((((((((TV))))))))))))))
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Hi Deb!!!!
*hugs*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:58pm.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:51pm.
HAHAHA... Thorny, hon, this is the internetz. There are no rules.
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Umm...I beg to differ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhZnSVHVymc
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OMG that was funny. "You cannot divide by 0." wtf?
@CG...Because they're prolly newbies and don't know any better. They went looking for attention and got a little more than they bargined for. Unless things get out of hand racially or something I wouldn't worry about it...School's out, the kiddies must have somewhere to play...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
@Angel,
I saw you and TV had been there. I came over here and posted a few times in the last couple of months. I think I may have been leeeeeetle crazy again...LOL!
Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Still not drinking but I hate AA......07/02/09
DEB! I fed your pet! *smooch!*
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
LENNY!!!!!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:55pm.
*marking calendar* Must be the two-week thrice-yearly period when alt accusations are all the rage.
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And the kids are out of school.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Hi there!!!!!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:48pm.
@speakit...The rule is, "If you don't like getting burnt, don't play with fire". If you want to be fucked with, by all means join the forum. Just don't come back to the normal threads crying about it...
I know right. Why are they bringing it up here instead of there? Are we suppose to do something about it?
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:51pm.
HAHAHA... Thorny, hon, this is the internetz. There are no rules.
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Umm...I beg to differ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhZnSVHVymc
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:48pm.
Watching rednecks attempting algebraic equations?
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Do tell! I know nothing about such things and I LOVE to learn:)
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WELL.. *settles into chair*... Once upon a time, there was a redneck named Billy Joe Jack Earl Tommy Bob Ernest. He said, "I dunt no nuffin about veryables, entejers, and the only Polly Nomial I dun knowed is married to my cuzin Earl. *burp.. fart* I'm going fishin'."
@Speakit...This is the D. Dishing out shit is what we do. To those that cannot handle the heat, I suggest you fuck off.
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
*marking calendar* Must be the two-week thrice-yearly period when alt accusations are all the rage.
WALRUSES ARE FAGGOTS!! YOU USE YOUR TUSKS AGAINST THE LORDS WILL!!!
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:48pm.
Watching rednecks attempting algebraic equations?
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Do tell! I know nothing about such things and I LOVE to learn:)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Deep is NOT Walrus. Trust me. We are friends and talk on the phone. I know who that person is. Walrus said shit about me today. Fuck that bitch.
Edit- Spelling error.
HAHAHA... Thorny, hon, this is the internetz. There are no rules.
@BB...Mmmmmmmmmmm bong hits...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...