Thursday, July 2nd 2009
Absolutely Exquisite
This is some "Poor Unfortunate Souls" shit and that is the highest of compliments! I mean, Beth Ditto's mesmerizing cholita eyebrows are a work of high art! This is the real reason why the Sharpie was invented! Seriously, they should teach this shit in all schools. Fuck 2 + 2, our nation's children need to know how to achieve stunning brows like this.
Beth is a brave bitch traveling without a couple of Brinks guards, because I know a few hardcore cholas that would cut those things right off! Although, Beth could probably knock them the fuck out just by rolling her dice.
Here's Beth and her holy eyebrows at the launch of her fashion line in London yesterday with some overgrown Oompa Loompa.
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"I'll admit that in the past I've been a nasty/They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch..."
This bitch sings, right? I'd actually pay to hear this song in her best Ursula voice dressed in Octo-maid drag...
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so fat and gross
its like my monitor threw up
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:59am.
Hallo, Mother Superior:
OMG, things could be alot better in my universe right now, but I shall save that for an open post, if I am here.
You are invited to my show tonight.
Fly out!
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Thank you darrrrling!
The fashion shows are on in Berlin and my best friend is there! She's a fashion photographer...
My parents escaped to Hamburg....celebrating dad's birfday! :D
Have an awsome show!!!!!
OXY! LMAO hahahaha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:54am.
I'm almost positive she would not look any better in the dark.
Bulldog with asthma. Mouth. Breather.
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BWAHAHAHA! Mah peeps.
Strange but true, I actually like what she is wearing.
I think she is very brave & bold & talented, however she looks ridiculous 90% of the time...She can be all that's wonderful without going so far over the top.
Submitted by PeachPie on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:58am.
Although she missed the black lip liner. That's the best part.
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Baby Smiley would not be happy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOOlcdpfLg
Everybody want to be Fats Domino....
Say what you want, but I like her. She's got nice features and who cares if she's fat! I know very plump people who are pretty and some who are skinny and horrible. (Before you say I'm only envious of skinny people, I'm one myself ;-P)
Ugh, how gross. And her teeth look so yellow!
Hallo, Mother Superior:
OMG, things could be alot better in my universe right now, but I shall save that for an open post, if I am here.
You are invited to my show tonight.
Fly out!
hehe
And on topic, Beth Ditto is ferociously, fiercely fat, and fabulous. I love it.
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:56am.
She's got guts.
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Let's hope she never has to have them stapled.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:48am.
It's beached again? Quick, roll it back into the ocean before it starts to stink.
"Dies"
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Fucka doodle-do.
I absolutely love her Voice. I can't stand watching at her, not because she is fat, (which is none of my business) but she is so damn ridiculous all the smurfing time.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
she could be in that Alice in Wonderland movie.
Although she missed the black lip liner. That's the best part.
OMG.WTF. LOL @ your avie!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:56am.
She's got guts.
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It's the meds.
seriously people, at least she has fucking clothes on and we can't see her sweaty chocha!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
And butter teefs sadly.
Submitted by OMG.WTF. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:53am.
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*chortle & snort*
Wowzah, that's some fierce chola artistry.
She's got guts.
Breakdown........how are ya? :D Good to see you!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:51am.
Venetian Clowns at
http://www.thesisters.org/meet.html
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Excellent link! I don't get the obsession with Venetian Clowns. I have a Murano Clown. It's kinda ugly. Looks like this:
http://muranoclowns.us/murano-clowns-fp14-fp15.html
It's the next look Ditto should try.
Roll her dice! Aahahahah! Love it MK. I will take Ditto over CaCa any day.
There are no mirrors in the bitch's house. Trust.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I love how this hot slut just doesn't give a fuck!
...but she has seriously shown me that I have to get my ass in shape. Help inspire me, whores.
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SLUTS - NOT CUNTS!
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~cheetos & frapp~
Beth is having a full-bodied "who did it and, why?" moment.
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I am not a pussy.
I'm almost positive she would not look any better in the dark.
Bulldog with asthma. Mouth. Breather.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
I just had a strange urge to shout out "domino muthafucker!"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:49am.
Now, Beth puts magenta glop on her sideburns to her hairline.
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hilarious.
I also like the black line that extends STRAIGHT OUT from her under-lid. That make-up artist is a GENIUS. I doubt Beth has a steady hand.
For Ms. Ditto, this is an improvement.
I've seen her look far worse.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:47am.
Who else saw the picture and thought OMG WINO GOT FAT!
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ME! I was just gonna say, that's a Fat Wino!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:47am.
Venetian Clowns are in again!
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Venetian Clowns at
http://www.thesisters.org/meet.html
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Not being funny, she needs to loose some pounds because she is a farce. Just for her own good and if she wants to live for a little bit longer she should finally start to drop the fat.
I don't believe her 'I love myself as I am' stuff, especially not on a 29 degrees Celsius day in London, like today.
Looks like she has two sets of eyebrows.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
"This is some 'Poor Unfortunate Souls' shit ..."
hahahaha ... awesome
First, Basement Baby runs a yellow highlighter from her eyebrows to her hairline.
Second, Mischa Farty smears brown goop on her eyelids to her hair line.
Now, Beth puts magenta glop on her sideburns to her hairline.
Can't these women look in a mirror when daubing their faces
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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It's beached again? Quick, roll it back into the ocean before it starts to stink.
Venetian Clowns are in again!
Who else saw the picture and thought OMG WINO GOT FAT!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice