Thursday, July 2nd 2009
Absolutely Exquisite
This is some "Poor Unfortunate Souls" shit and that is the highest of compliments! I mean, Beth Ditto's mesmerizing cholita eyebrows are a work of high art! This is the real reason why the Sharpie was invented! Seriously, they should teach this shit in all schools. Fuck 2 + 2, our nation's children need to know how to achieve stunning brows like this.
Beth is a brave bitch traveling without a couple of Brinks guards, because I know a few hardcore cholas that would cut those things right off! Although, Beth could probably knock them the fuck out just by rolling her dice.
Here's Beth and her holy eyebrows at the launch of her fashion line in London yesterday with some overgrown Oompa Loompa.
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I bet she's big on bacon though...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
jack, those porno girls aren't even real lesbians. Just whores fucking for cash.
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*Blondeface*
Is it weird that I liked her better when I thought she was British?
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Snowy - thanks, imma lazy bastard. Love the opener "Ditto, a lesbian....". Which brings me to a point i would like to make... Everytime I think "lesbian" I think of the hot bombshells you see in porn. In my personal experiences I have noted that this, in fact is not always true. Almost never true. just sayin
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Mother Superior:
This fashion show was mainly foreigners' lines, and it looked like Ray Charles made half the collections.
But the show itself was nice. What was IN it?
Not so much.
Beth is the big 'It' girl. And we need more fat and fabulous entertainers.
Not skanky ass, anorexic sluts like Mischa Barton.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:23pm.
She's British. Not great on dental care.
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She's from the States, I'm afraid.
Let's talk about bad dental care now :)
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She's American. No dental insurance.
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I think she looks like shes losing weight. Or is dominos a slimming look?
Awwww, "Little Mermaid" memories! :)
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Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:30pm.
This walking tub-o-lard is from the USA, so much for the bad British teefers...
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Esatto.
I'm very confused. Is that a unitard with a very low crotch? Are they harem pants with a matching top? Or is just an ugly ass illfitting two piece outfit. Need a little help here...
I'm all for embracing the curves, hell I like them better than the anos...but that is just unhealthy.
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This walking tub-o-lard is from the USA, so much for the bad British teefers...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:23pm.
She's British. Not great on dental care.
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She's from the States, I'm afraid.
Let's talk about bad dental care now :)
jack:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beth_Ditto
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who is she? i've never heard of her...
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:23pm.
She's British. Not great on dental care.
However, the Brits more than make up for ugly teefs with their droll wit.
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Just because some famous Brits have bad teeth, doesn't mean ALL Brits have bad teeth.
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yeah I had this fight with someone before, she's not British at all
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Pleco - love the new avie... LOL
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:18pm.
I heard Lego Wino Dude has nothin' going on this week..
LMAO and @ Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:16pm.
What are the thumbnails for? Ain't no one clickin' on that shit!
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009
She's British. Not great on dental care.
However, the Brits more than make up for ugly teefs with their droll wit.
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She's from Arkansas.
I hate this fucking whale.
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Why is she wearing that? Okay your a big girl, Im a bigger girl myself, but that is just down right distasteful at any size, especially a bigger size, Im embarassed for her.
Oh and she looks like Divine.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:18pm.
I heard Lego Wino Dude has nothin' going on this week..
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LOL!!!!
I'm out sugarbabies, have fun.
Fat with yella teef. Just gorgeous!
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Prostitution whore!!
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:17pm.
She needs some Crest Whitestrips for her teefies.
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She's British. Not great on dental care.
However, the Brits more than make up for ugly teefs with their droll wit.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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You poor...UN..for...tuNATE....souuuuullllssss!!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:00pm.
Everybody want to be Fats Domino....
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Ahaha!
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LMFAO @ Thornhill
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:00pm.
Baby Smiley would not be happy!
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Very unhappy.
She got the hair wrong, too. I'm not
seeing the wet dog razor blade action.
Living proof that you can in fact shove 300 Lbs of shit in a 50 Lb bag...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:10pm.
Mother Superior:
I have been to a few here this past week and for the most part?
I was not impressed.
But then again, I am rarely impressed with Beth either, but she's fun, and her voice rocks.
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Hmmm... I guess I know what you mean.
Germans are not exacetely adventurous with dressing up, including me :)
Beige, black and navi will do and even the new designers play save rather than creating new styles. Ah well....
Regarding Beth...no one will talk about her in a bit, I think. They have smash hits to satisfy the mainstream and they usually go as fast as they came.
Submitted by Crikey on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:16pm.
Do you know how many dominoes you'd have to line up to get a life-size replica of her and her dress?????!!!
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I heard Lego Wino Dude has nothin' going on this week...
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:16pm.
What are the thumbnails for? Ain't no one clickin' on that shit!
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She needs some Crest Whitestrips for her teefies.
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Do you know how many dominoes you'd have to line up to get a life-size replica of her and her dress?????!!!
What are the thumbnails for? Ain't no one clickin' on that shit!
Submitted by Otolemur on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:04pm.
She's got blush on her forehead, too! What the fuck?!
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LOL! I din't notice that!
Seriously, when your face makes you want to paint on it like a stretched canvas...that's just a little too fat;p
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Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:08pm.
I bet she bites her cheeks a lot....
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:07pm
I just got the most gawd awful visual.... I started thinking yea, she'd block out the sun alright but she is short so i would have to be down th......UHG!!!!!!!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
She took an M.C. Escher painting and turned it into a unitard.
Mother Superior:
I have been to a few here this past week and for the most part?
I was not impressed.
But then again, I am rarely impressed with Beth either, but she's fun, and her voice rocks.
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Ah, MK. This fat ass is making me puke my breakfast out. She's so gross and fat and disgusting. And the Ursula comparison is so spot-on!!. hahaha!.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:04pm.
She's got blush on her forehead, too! What the fuck?!
But yes, she could pull off cute-chubbs if she was minus 50lbs than her current weight.
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I bet she bites her cheeks a lot....
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:54am.
I'm almost positive she would not look any better in the dark.
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And I'm fairly certain she blocks out the sun!
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OMG a friggin Little Mermaid reference. I love your sense of humor MK, you are the shit. I will be taking many jello shots at my White Trash Independence Day Pig Pickin!!! Hot Slut of the Millenium: JELLO SHOTS!
LOVE her eyes! LOVE LOVE LOVE them!
And I don't hate her outfit!
But seriously - this bitch is, like, 50 pounds overweight (ok maybe 100). I'm not even kidding - she could be a way sexier fat chick but she's just TOO fat. Just a little too fat. She can't even figure out where to put her blush - that's too fat.
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