Thursday, July 2nd 2009
Absolutely Exquisite
This is some "Poor Unfortunate Souls" shit and that is the highest of compliments! I mean, Beth Ditto's mesmerizing cholita eyebrows are a work of high art! This is the real reason why the Sharpie was invented! Seriously, they should teach this shit in all schools. Fuck 2 + 2, our nation's children need to know how to achieve stunning brows like this.
Beth is a brave bitch traveling without a couple of Brinks guards, because I know a few hardcore cholas that would cut those things right off! Although, Beth could probably knock them the fuck out just by rolling her dice.
Here's Beth and her holy eyebrows at the launch of her fashion line in London yesterday with some overgrown Oompa Loompa.
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I know it's a cliche to say this about zaftig women, but she really does have lovely skin.
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My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Can everyone say "heart disease"?
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The elephant in the room
To say that they spend their time designing outfits that beautify and celebrate the female form, the most successful fashion designers are a breathtakingly unattractive bunch. For instance, Karl Lagerfeld looks like Billy Idol's blind granddad, and Donatella Versace resembles a hard-up porn star carved out of a giant pork rind.
So I'm interested to see that the latest pop star to try her hand at fashion design is a woman who has a less than conventional grasp on modern beauty. Beth Ditto, a singer who is to glamour what Britney Spears is to mental health, has launched her own fashion range. And she did so in characteristically unique style, like a harlequin painted on the side of a hot-air balloon.
Thankfully, all of her funky, fashionable pals were on hand to ensure that the fashion magazines will actually run photos of the launch, rather than just Slimmer's World and perhaps the British Medical Journal.
Grabbing most of the press coverage was Kate Moss, who turned up to support her outsize pal, having successfully launched a fashion range of her own for Sir Philip Green's Top Shop chain. Interestingly though, it was Kate and her adventures in clothing design that might have inspired Beth's own foray into fashion.
Back in 2007, Beth's group The Gossip was approached to make a bunch of in-store appearances at Top Shop, presumably to lend an air of cool to the stuffy high-street brand. Unfortunately for Sir Philip, Beth uses her mouth for speaking her mind, as well as filling with cake, and she fired off a scathing response. Given that the only thing in Top Shop that might have fitted her was the changing room, Beth slated Top Shop for trying to book her band to appear in a store with no plus-size range.
She said: "I want to design, I want you to make clothes for big girls, big boys, I want you to make big sizes. I don't want just your money or the cred of hanging out with Kate Moss, which is fine, but it's not want I want in life. I want more. I want what she gets."
Thankfully, for gigantic women all over the country who want to look like they were dressed by a vengeful lunatic, Sir Philip was obviously listening. His plus-size chain Evans commissioned Beth to design an exlusive range for them.
Whether or not regular women will choose to follow in Beth's deep-set footprints remains to be seen. But at least she got her wish, right down to the specifics of hanging out with Kate. See kids, dreams do come true.
I love her!!!! WHO SAYS you have hide in shame or wear fugly clothes just because you're a bigger girl? She's out there, and doesn't give a fuck about it. LOVES IT!
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I respect me some fierce cholas....BUT I think Beth Ditto can beat a bitch with just one flick of her thunder thigh.
Did a tranny get a hold of her before this event?
Everyone knows that dominoes aren't flattering to the figure.
Submitted by westward ho on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:56pm.
"god* bless her, the woman has talent. she's who lady caca TRIES to be. give me a dozen beth dittos for a thousand lady gagas ANY day. well, okay, six beth dittos. that works out to about a dozen."
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Thank you! Exaaaaactlty. Lady Gah!Gah! wishes she could have as much talent and originality as Beth Ditto. I would like to see Beth Ditto make a small, crackly meal of Lady GaGa.
I don't hate her because she's fucking huge. I hate her because she is one huge no talent fuckpig.
T.V.,
Yeh, you're like a fish...
Angel,
Now you on the other hand....chicka chicka chicka booooow!
FUCK I'm bored.
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Submitted by d_listed on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:57pm.
Fuck all of you. Each and every one.
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You wouldn't like it, I just lay there.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by d_listed on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:57pm.
Fuck all of you. Each and every one.
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But not me! Cuz I said I loved them long before you got here. AND I will cut you. So I'd be careful if I were you.
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Blush, Beth you're doing it wrong!
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Always look on the bright side of life
Bow down to the brows people. Bow the fuck down.
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Fuck all of you. Each and every one.
Those Chola brows are BEAUTIFUL!
MK, out of curiosity, do you have an eyebrow stencil kit? I would love to see pictures of you with different ones on....maybe two different styles at once. please!!
There absolutely no words in the Dictionary (any DICTIONARY) that adequately describe her ugliness. I hope she has the fucking vocal chords of an angel cuz if she is relying on looks ---- well lets be nice and just say forgetta bout it!
There absolutely no words in the Dictionary (any DICTIONARY) that adequately describe her ugliness. I hope she has the fucking vocal chords of an angel cuz if she is relying on looks ---- well lets be nice and just say forgetta bout it!
There absolutely no words in the Dictionary (any DICTIONARY) that adequately describe her ugliness. I hope she has the fucking vocal chords of an angel cuz if she is relying on looks ---- well lets be nice and just say forgetta bout it!
god* bless her, the woman has talent. she's who lady caca TRIES to be. give me a dozen beth dittos for a thousand lady gagas ANY day. well, okay, six beth dittos. that works out to about a dozen.
*or diety of your choice.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Beth isn't British; she's from Arkansas. I looked her up on Wikipedia because I was, much to my surprise, blown away by Gossip's performance on Jonathan Ross's BBC America show.
She needs to dress for her weight, tho. I say this as a former fat girl.
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"Stupid is forEVAH." ~~Ron White
Beth Ditto IS a fashion icon! No seriously, she's bringing the Sharpie chola eyebrow thing BACK, it went away but now it's here to stay. I must say, she really needs to uh...lay off on the fried chicken or something. Good she does not look.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:59pm.
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:53pm.
AND she's a lesbian? Why did I not realize this was learn way more than you ever wanted to know about Beth Ditto Day? Now I really wish it was a half day. Here I thought she was an edgy brit and turns out she's just your run-of-the-mill arkansas les.
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LMAO!! Yeah, she's about as edgy as a circle.
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LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
She's been pixelated.
Michael K...I was actually reading something about dying your eyebrows (mine are blonde) and the one comment was "Sharpie, works every time..." and I thought to myself, I'll bet this btch has already been featured on Dlisted and doesn't know it. WHY?! Why can't people see how bad it looks?!?!?!?
ubmitted by Oxygen on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:00pm.
Everybody want to be Fats Domino....
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I was wondering also why wasn't this post called "FATS DOMINO". LOL!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:01pm.
LMAO @ freeeeee
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:57pm.
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Honestly, I try to forget that she's a lesbian any chance I get. Not to be fattist or homoist, but the mental image is just wretched.
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The aural (is that the smell sense) image has to be horrific, too. Sweaty. Ew. *just grossed self out*
HEY LB!
LMAO @ freeeeee
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:57pm.
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Honestly, I try to forget that she's a lesbian any chance I get. Not to be fattist or homoist, but the mental image is just wretched.
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:53pm.
AND she's a lesbian? Why did I not realize this was learn way more than you ever wanted to know about Beth Ditto Day? Now I really wish it was a half day. Here I thought she was an edgy brit and turns out she's just your run-of-the-mill arkansas les.
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LMAO!! Yeah, she's about as edgy as a circle.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:34pm.
Is it weird that I liked her better when I thought she was British?
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BWAHAHAAH! I JUST learned she wasn't & I felt the same way!
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Sometimes I wonder if we were seperated at birth, freebie.
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Totally!!! And did you know she was a lesbian? I thought she was just being British about that, too!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:38pm.
If Beth eats 3 cakes per day, then her teeth will show this. :D
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Are they coffee cakes?
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Coffee, black tea and tobacco cakes. Yumm.
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If only she had washed it down with milk! Skim milk.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:34pm.
Is it weird that I liked her better when I thought she was British?
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BWAHAHAAH! I JUST learned she wasn't & I felt the same way!
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Sometimes I wonder if we were seperated at birth, freebie.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Let the dominos (dominoes? whatever) fall where they may. And by that I mean Dominos pizza in her mouth.
Check out the strange gayelle (?) in the background of the first thumb.
AND she's a lesbian? Why did I not realize this was learn way more than you ever wanted to know about Beth Ditto Day? Now I really wish it was a half day. Here I thought she was an edgy brit and turns out she's just your run-of-the-mill arkansas les.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:38pm.
If Beth eats 3 cakes per day, then her teeth will show this. :D
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Are they coffee cakes?
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Coffee, black tea and tobacco cakes. Yumm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:34pm.
Is it weird that I liked her better when I thought she was British?
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BWAHAHAAH! I JUST learned she wasn't & I felt the same way!
I'm speechless.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:38pm.
If Beth eats 3 cakes per day, then her teeth will show this. :D
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Are they coffee cakes?
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:41pm.
Wonder if Beth is planning on visiting the new glass observation deck at the top of the Sears Tower anytime soon?
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O.M.G. That is HILARIOUS!!!
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:41pm.
Wonder if Beth is planning on visiting the new glass observation deck at the top of the Sears Tower anytime soon?
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She might even backflip, cartwheel, and do a triple-axel on her way up there and nail a perfect dismount just to spite us.
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Bottom-feeder.
Forget the eyebrows, what I want to know is what she eats in a day? or better yet, what doesn't she eat in a day? Just don't get too close or you'd be history.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:41pm.
Wonder if Beth is planning on visiting the new glass observation deck at the top of the Sears Tower anytime soon?
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No.
The lift can only take 600 pounds.
Wonder if Beth is planning on visiting the new glass observation deck at the top of the Sears Tower anytime soon?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:23pm.
She's British. Not great on dental care.
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She's from the States, I'm afraid.
Let's talk about bad dental care now :)
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She's American. No dental insurance.
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Yes, I added she was from the States. Second comment is mine. ;)
Obesity does not only show on one's body but also on the teeth.
If Beth eats 3 cakes per day, then her teeth will show this. :D
Jack that's one of Life's Truths. I'm glad you have finally come to this realization!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:34pm.
jack, those porno girls aren't even real lesbians. Just whores fucking for cash.
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yea, i know.... they're some smart bitches. If I was a chick I'd be doing the same damn thing. I'd do LESBIAN PORN!!!!! HAHAHA...
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.