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Terrence Howard drowned in his own saliva after watching this - Videogum
Doogie Howser should host everything - SOW
Hayden Panettiere is not apologizing for being a dumb fuck - Popeater
Dakota Fanning proving that she can strut for her life on any episode of RuPaul's Drag Race - Socialite Life
Peter Andre surrounded by a bunch of skanky tits. Some things never change. - Holy Moly!
Paula Abdul will follow-up her poignant and important performance in her Rush Rush video with a guest-starring role on some Lifetime show - Scandalist
Wake me when Karen Duffy guest stars on Gossip Girl - I'm Not Obsessed
Pauly Shore is planning to sue Bruno. The reason? He wants everyone to know he still exists - ICYDK
Tameka Foster says she dick slapped Usher's nalgas just a week before he filed for The Big D - Celebitchy
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Wow. Did NOT see the Usher divorce coming.
@freebird: The ONLY problem is that Pauly already had a movie out....
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Ahahah! Bruno ads kept pooping (typo heehee) up on the picture of Pauly Shore. Yeah, dumbass, no one else has ever made or thought of the african orphan joke. I'm suing someone for breathing. I totally thought of that first. Well, breathing through the mouth anyway. PAULY!!!
I looked at the Dakota/Kristen pics and I am almost positive that the Joan Jett biopic is going to SUCK BIG TIME!!!
Pity because Joan is cool and Kristen totally NOT.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Submitted by Snoogle on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:25am.
LOL at the pammy comment. ITA
O/T - public restrooms use the cheapest fucking toilet paper on the planet. Why the hell would anyone think that thin ass see thru paper would hold up to getting damp? DUH. it'll vanish like sugar in water.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
I think its kind of funny that "wanky legs I look handicapped but I am not" Kristen Stewart is helping someone else up from a fall.
Actually, Pauly's got a point. I've been following Pauly for a while now - since he started hanging here - and, btw, I know who Pauly is AND who Benji Madden is but I'm not telling! HA!
But anyway, yeah - Pauly adopted a baby from Africa long before Bruno. In fact, his movie is called Adopted! or some shit like that.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Completely off topic:
Im getting tired of seeing Pam Anderson's wrinkled forehead with the pencil thin eyebrows and those super stretched meat sack chesticles over there>
its making me shanky.
On topic: Who the hell wants swamp ass? Those wipe thingies always make me feel like I got it.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
peter should use this divorce as his coming out party!
The bog paper foam people tell us we're green when we buy their stuff and yet I don't believe the ingredients as well as the plastic bottle and its production are that fine for the environment...just a guess.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:06am.
@ Momus the Sarcastic
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Maybe he can sue both and perish faster, thus hastening the ensuing global celebrations and thanksgiving.
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Madonna and Angelina could cage fight over the rights to the story. After all, Brad knows about Fight Club and Snatch.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Hayden Panettiere ****** Raul has something he would like to stick in your extra i.
I get to control the wetness? I'm sold.
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Hmm I think I might just watch the Emmy's this year.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Paula Abdul ***** Bitch is a Lifetime movie!
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:11am.
I love Neil Patrick Harris, really hope he does indeed host the Emmys. He's by far the funniest character on "How I Met Your Mother."
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Agree x 2 !!
I love me some NPH!
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Tameka Foster says she dick slapped Usher's nalgas just a week before he filed for The Big D ************* So you got " Stacked and Trashed", get ovah it bitch!
I love Neil Patrick Harris, really hope he does indeed host the Emmys. He's by far the funniest character on "How I Met Your Mother."
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Peter Andre surrounded by a bunch of skanky tits.************ How does one go about landing one of those " titty painter gigs?
The weeeeaaazulll.... Bio-Dome forevah!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
The Aaahh..!!!?? video is hilarious.
I don't know about you guys, but my nether region does not look like grey folds with purple stuff stuck in them....
So, Tameka Foster's vagina is pretty much her career, is that right? Did she have anything else going on before she became an opportunistic starfucker? She's like the black version of Mel Gibson's russian dick cozy.
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Orange Julius Andre fits right in at an Audigier party. More douches than a Summer's Eve convention.
That Ed Hardy crap is so over. I'm sick of seeing it crowding up the rack space at TJ Maxx.
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@ Momus the Sarcastic
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Maybe he can sue both and perish faster, thus hastening the ensuing global celebrations and thanksgiving.
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Bottom-feeder.
"You know who uses dry, ordinary toilet paper? Poor people"
LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:00am.
Pauly is claiming Baron Cohen stole his plot idea of adopting an African baby in his latest movie “Bruno”.
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Silly wabbit. It's Madonna you should be suing, although you won't live long enough to taste victory.
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Willy sabbit. Angelina bought Zaharia long before Madonna bought Mercy. So Angie had the idea first.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Pauly is claiming Baron Cohen stole his plot idea of adopting an African baby in his latest movie “Bruno”.
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Silly wabbit. It's Madonna you should be suing, although you won't live long enough to taste victory.
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Bottom-feeder.
NPH would actually make the Emmys watchable.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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