Morning Wood
Terrence Howard drowned in his own saliva after watching this - Videogum
Doogie Howser should host everything - SOW
Hayden Panettiere is not apologizing for being a dumb fuck - Popeater
Dakota Fanning proving that she can strut for her life on any episode of RuPaul's Drag Race - Socialite Life
Peter Andre surrounded by a bunch of skanky tits. Some things never change. - Holy Moly!
Paula Abdul will follow-up her poignant and important performance in her Rush Rush video with a guest-starring role on some Lifetime show - Scandalist
Wake me when Karen Duffy guest stars on Gossip Girl - I'm Not Obsessed
Pauly Shore is planning to sue Bruno. The reason? He wants everyone to know he still exists - ICYDK
Tameka Foster says she dick slapped Usher's nalgas just a week before he filed for The Big D - Celebitchy
Aaah...sounds painful...
Chasing satan away all day is not easy...
http://chasingsatanaway.blogspot.com
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:58am.
Someone tweeted this to John Mayer:
...and when you die all you're going to get is a column in Rolling Stone. maybe.
*tries not laugh*
hahahaha,Oh I was seeying I think crime time date line whatever the show at 9pm passes in abc and this guy who plot to kill his stepdad along with his sis had a resembelance to John Mayer.
*drunk slur* Why don't you suck a fart out of my asshole.-Val Kilmer;The Doors
LOL I watched that commercial last night on LOGO.
I couldnt believe what I was seeing.
The Runaways is going to suck big-time. KS looks laughable as JJ...looks like it should be a SNL skit, or a parody of JJ.
oh god when is America going to FINALLY adopt the bidet for christs sake. I moved here to shitty Qatar which is no where near as advanced as America and yet in terms of ass-wiping they are light years ahead. Most bathrooms have bidets and all bathrooms have a hose next to the toilet even in apt and restaurants and offices. The hose is hooked to the wall and used for that "extra fresh cleaning" LOL and some toilets have a spout inside the toilet when u turn a knob on the wall it shoots water up ur ass. Welcome to the 21st century in cleaning America!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:51am.
oh shit, Thorny would def get the top spot! LOL
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he sure would. Too bad he can't make the list cause he's taken. By ME.
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Screw the foam, I want one of those Japanese Toto toilets that wash and dry your butt for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQtbUUItqxc&feature=related
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:01pm.
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I love your avie!!!
Do they have this stuff with anal bleaching, too? THAT would be a product I could get behind.
Hahaha! I want to fall in love at first wipe!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:58am.
Someone tweeted this to John Mayer:
...and when you die all you're going to get is a column in Rolling Stone. maybe.
*tries not laugh*
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LMAO! Right in John's face.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
LOL Brandi.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
E.A.P. I made it up, like Sybil the movie about the woman with all the personalities, LOL stupid, I know
One more hour of work today, the time is crawling by....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
What's a Sybil troll? I don't keep up with the troll lingo. Sorry.
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Pull My Finger
Submitted by jeff s on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:58am.
why am i strangely attracted to the Aah guy?
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Yeah, he has a nice bod, to be fair, and though balding, he's prolly a hot Italian stallion. I'm just not sure if slathering "Aaah" all over our naked bodies would be such a hot idea.
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Bottom-feeder.
Someone tweeted this to John Mayer:
...and when you die all you're going to get is a column in Rolling Stone. maybe.
*tries not laugh*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
why am i strangely attracted to the Aah guy? I think in real life when he isn't hawking foam moisteners he'd be sexy as hell.
www.facebook.com/jeff.siperly
@CTH:
I love your avvie - and that you never change it. I almost give Dreamboat a pass just becuz of the things he says here looking like he's all fucked up on a three day bender EVER DAY! (I guess that makes it a 365 day bender) But then he says these nice, mommy-like things and I'm like, Petey's AOK! Good guy! ;p
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
naw, tigerlilly knows my avvie smells as bad as it looks. she would get nowhere near.. lol.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:45am.
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:43am.
I quit that SHIT at the 0:40 mark. I'm all for creative thinking but wetting the TP puts my phlanges that much closer to the object of non-desire. NEXT IDEA PLEASE
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Add a Comfort Wipe and viola!
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Thanks Freebird for that idea. But that one extreme to the other. Whose ass is gonna be 18 inches away from their reach. Mine isn't! At least my dignity will be maintained.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:47am.
Charles Manson
that fucker ditched right before I cyber wedding, I was left at the altar, Ya'll.
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Harsh, dude! Were you not afraid of incurring Tigerlilly's wrath?!? Brave soul.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
oh shit, Thorny would def get the top spot! LOL
Just like Angie Jo.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
The Haven is cool. Real or not..
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
@freebird: ITA re: Pauly. That's why I friended him up...he is really great in his element. He's really funny. I think that could be why he doesn't jump on the "LOOK AT ME!" bandwagon becuz doing that made his schtick lame. I get the feeling he keeps better flow when he's not smackdab in the middle of the limelight. The clips on his MS are pretty damn funny and way more natural than Bruno.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
LMAO at CTH
I heart James Haven!!!!!!!!!!!
we should make a list of all the dlisted men and rate them, LMAO ahahahahhahaah
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Charles Manson
that fucker ditched right before I cyber wedding, I was left at the altar, Ya'll.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:43am.
angel???? James Haven tooooooo?????
I mean I never thought that was the real JH but I don't want to think he's a Sybil troll either!?
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Yeah - I think James Haven is just that. There is no one else that comes close to that style. I mean, maybe he's not JH IRL but he'll always be James Haven here:)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
no not provy too? LMAO I don't believe that one.
freeee Netflix has online stuff if you are a member you get a certain number of free movies a month, depending on how many dvds you get.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
In the animated part of the wipe foam commercial, they show the toilet paper rubbing over a grooved surface filled with a blue substance (i.e. butt wrinkles crammed with poo). Of course, the moistened paper picks up the blue stuff and the dry paper misses it. That reminded me of the feminine hygiene ads that show the pad or tampon soaking up blue liquid. It's as if they want to make the bodily fluid stand-in look as unnatural as possible.
Seriously, though, I'm thinking of getting this product. "It's love at first wipe!"
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:43am.
I quit that SHIT at the 0:40 mark. I'm all for creative thinking but wetting the TP puts my phlanges that much closer to the object of non-desire. NEXT IDEA PLEASE
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Add a Comfort Wipe and viola!
Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:42am.
angel, was one of them Charles Manson. I haven't seen Charles around here in a while and we all loved him. What about Provolone? Him too?
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LOL! No provy's real - he's just that good;p
CHARLES MANSON - disguised but a different person - I was never exactly sure who CHARLES was but I have some ideas ... I never thought Charlie was man, fer instance...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Open wide and say " Aaah" all you card carrying members of the Clean Asshole Club.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:42am.
angel, was one of them Charles Manson. I haven't seen Charles around here in a while and we all loved him. What about Provolone? Him too?
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Provy's been here. He funeee. I ♥ Provy.
angel???? James Haven tooooooo?????
I mean I never thought that was the real JH but I don't want to think he's a Sybil troll either!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
I would buy that - depending on what's in it.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
I quit that SHIT at the 0:40 mark. I'm all for creative thinking but wetting the TP puts my phlanges that much closer to the object of non-desire. NEXT IDEA PLEASE
Neil Patrick Harris is so fecking funny and hawt...He's def the best choice. And I loved Doogie.
*Doogie Paper*
freebird, you asshole, LMAO.
So how is benji madden, do tell.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:40am.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:37am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:33am.
@freebird: The ONLY problem is that Pauly already had a movie out....
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I never even heard about it.
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I know - I can't figure that guy out. He's all over MS with it but he's not doing any major touring - all his shows are over there where he's at - and the promotion other than that is almost nil. But it's been out quite a while. I haven't seen it yet becuz low-promo stuff is hard to steal...
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I think I may try renting movies for 99 cents on iTunes. Does Netflix have online stuff? I don't want to mail movies and I hate driving to the store. I actually like Pauly in his element. It's probably a funny movie.
angel, was one of them Charles Manson. I haven't seen Charles around here in a while and we all loved him. What about Provolone? Him too?
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Pull My Finger
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:39am.
HAHAHA... you're an idiot! HAHAHA
btw - "idiot" in my vocab is compliment for funny.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:37am.
angel: wait we have to clear somethings up my dear.
1. so that's NOT the real Benji Madden?
2. So "Pauly Shore" is somone we should know?
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I do believe they are the same person. A MASTER of disguises if you will - just not shit-disturbing disguises...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
i fucking hate hayden the troll. i wish she would just go away.
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"I fucking hate how all these women who are fat think they can call themselves curvy"-Janice Dickinson
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:37am.
why re-invent the bidet?
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Have you tried fitting a bidet in your purse, gym bag and brief case? My ass was clean but my back hurt like shit!
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:37am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:33am.
@freebird: The ONLY problem is that Pauly already had a movie out....
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I never even heard about it.
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I know - I can't figure that guy out. He's all over MS with it but he's not doing any major touring - all his shows are over there where he's at - and the promotion other than that is almost nil. But it's been out quite a while. I haven't seen it yet becuz low-promo stuff is hard to steal...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:35am.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:31am.
MOUTH BREATHER!!!!!
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TEA BAGGER!!!! BTW - wonderful job with that. Nothing like balls in the mouth to shut someone up. I can't do that, totally gets in the way of my airflow.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:36am.
WHAT!!?? Pauly and Benji post here?
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They used to *sigh* We were all in love too...*sigh*...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
angel: wait we have to clear somethings up my dear.
1. so that's NOT the real Benji Madden?
2. So "Pauly Shore" is somone we should know? I never thought that was the real PS.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
why re-invent the bidet?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:33am.
@freebird: The ONLY problem is that Pauly already had a movie out....
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I never even heard about it.
WHAT!!?? Pauly and Benji post here? Where the fuck have I been? I wonder if Carrottop does too?
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Pull My Finger
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:31am.
MOUTH BREATHER!!!!!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.