Jenny Aniston & St. Angie Are On Top
The professional listmakers at Forbes put together their annual "Hollywood's Top-Earning Actresses" issue and predictably these two twats were at the top. Maddox's nemesis made $25 million last year, but it still wasn't enough for the #1 slot. That went to St. Angie who brought in around $27 million. You know St. Angie really made less, but she asked God for a loan so that she could move ahead. But the joke will be on her after she sees God's interest rates.
Forbes says that Angie made a shit load for Wanted and also got a big upfront payment for her upcoming movie Salt. Jenny made most of her cash from Friends residuals and that movie about the doggy with the red Xes on his eyes.
Somewhere in the world, Robin Givens and Juliette Lewis are simultaneously scratching their heads wondering what went wrong, because they both gnawed on Brad Pitt's taint. Together, they probably made $27 in Arby's coupons last year.
Here's the rest of Forbes list. There's really something wrong in the world when Kate Winslet is bringing in less coin than the bitch who was in Forces of Nature.
1: St. Angie - $27 million
2: Jenny Aniston - $25 million
3: Meryl Streep - $24 million
4: Sarah Jessica Pony - $23 million
5: Pizza Face Diaz - $20 million
6: Sandra Bullock - $15 million
7: Reese Witherspoon - $15 million
8: Nicole Kidman - $12 million
8: Drew Barrymore - $12 million
10: Squinty Zellweger - $10 million
11: Cate Blanchett - $8 million
12: Anne Hathaway - $7 million
12: Halle Berry - $7 million
14: ScarJo - $5.5 million
15: Kate Winslet - $2 million
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:55pm.
I'm not upset. I'm just saying all those things you are claiming about Jennifer A are heresay. You are getting upset and imagining all sorts of things about someone you don't even KNOW.
The things I'm saying about Angie and Brad actually happened they confirmed it.
1)Angie and Billy Bob told the media that they were carrying vials of each other's blood around their necks.
2) There are pictures of Angie making out with her bro and she told the media she was "in love with him"
3) Brad gave interviews where he stated that he was with Shalane Mccall and she was 14 at the time and he was 23. Same thing happened with Juliete Lewis.
4) YOU are the one getting all upset about Jennifer Aniston and if you are honestly saying Angie has a healthier body weight than Jen does then you are the one thats NUTS. In recent photos its clear who the one with the eating disorder is.
5) Brad and Angie made 12 movies between them and had six kids within three years if they are hands on parents then Kate Goselin is a hands on mom too.
6) Fact I have never seen photos of JA stumbling out of night clubs drugged out like Lilo, if she was a coke whore like YOU are trying to suggest she'd be stick thin.
7) Relax and chill out you seem to be determined to prove that Jen is this coked out, anorexic based solely on your opinion
You need to understand that its like you telling me Beth Ditto is an anorexic and I'm saying how on earth did you come to those conclusions about JA. I think you've been reading way too much Piggez Hilton
Submitted by stars101_sez_yes on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:49pm.
Has AJ lost a role to Megan Fox? I know they like to compare the two but I didn't know the two were ever up for the same part??? Is that true?
Submitted by stars101_sez_yes on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:46pm.
You are smoking the stuff if you don't think that Angelina Jolie is more popular than Jennifer Aniston.
Maybe you don't agree with it, but it's the truth. Jennifer Aniston doesnt make the kind of box office Angelina does. Salt was supposed to be a Tom Cruise movie and they gave it to Angelina Jolie, that says something about the clout she has in Hollywood.
Does that make sense?
Submitted by stars101_sez_yes on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:46pm.
Look, I just think it is crazy to get so upset about people you DON"T EVEN KNOW!!
How do you know that Jennifer is so great, huh? Do you live with her? Does she call you on the phone late at night to talk about her day? I'm sure your precious Jennifer has skeletons in her closet that she didnt tell you about.
You don't seem to understand that both Angelina and Jennifer are famewhores. It's a given, that's showbiz. But I wouldnt defend either of them tooth and nail, that's just ridiculous.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:33pm.
"Top Earning Actress" is a synonym for America's most popular actress. It's a popularity contest folks, not a judge of talent. That's what the Oscar's are supposedly for.
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No its not a popularity contest. We'll first have to see how well Salt actually does. Remember part of that money was in advance. If Angie was that popular she wouldn't be losing roles to a newcomer like Megan Fox
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:37pm.
Right!!! because defending a former heroin addict, who made out with her brother, carried vials of blood around her neck, has six kids that nannies raise and that she sells to tabloids, and has stolen two men is so much less scary than defending someone who has done none of that. LOL
Puh-lease Brad and Angie are the fame hos. They can't do anything quietly. Charity becomes PR with them, having kids becomes PR. Everything is about the money and the fame.
You know nothing about JA other than what you read on Piggez Hilton clearly.
All those things that I said about Angie actually happened like Brad dating and sleeping with minors.
I don't know Jennifer Aniston but I certainly know she hasn't done any of the above so that makes her much better in most sane people's eyes
All I have to say is that the people who defend Jennifer Aniston are scarier than the people who defend Angelina Jolie.
We know virtually nothing about Jen A to make an opinion (except she can be a bit of a famewhore), yet some people act as if she is a saint because she got dumped.
It's really about Poor Little Rich Girl Jen at dlisted, and I'm not buying it. Not to say that Angelina is any better.
"Top Earning Actress" is a synonym for America's most popular actress. It's a popularity contest folks, not a judge of talent. That's what the Oscar's are supposedly for.
MK I love these pictures of them. Just goes to show what a diet and hair and makeup can do. Jenny A doesnt even look interesting; she just looks like someone you would bump into in a podunk town.
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:44pm.
More people seem to be willing to ignore any reports of Jenny being a coke-whore, non-eating, drunk diva, whose co-dependence is so great she has to latch on famewhores like Meyer to feel safe and relevant too.
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Puh-lease if by media reports you mean what Piggez Hilton says then its no wonder most people ignore these particular "media reports". If Jen was a coke whore she'd be stick thin (Lindsay Lohan) there'd be photos of her coming out of clubs drugged out, non-eating? I think you are confusing her with Madam Jolie. Have you seen how thin Angie has been getting lately? Compare her body to Jen's and then tell me who hasn't been eating.
Jen is not codependent thats Brad. It shocks me how most of his fans are able to overlook that he is basically the white R Kelly like Dina Lohan is the White Oprah since he needed to latch on to teenagers and turn himself into them to get attention in Hollywood.
Please Vince Vaughn and Paul Sculfor are hardly fame hos. Shes had ten years on a successful series, a couple of number 1 movies so she doesn't need to latch on or adopt babies to stay relevant
I'm not a Brageloonie, but I'd rather see the films she is in than the ones Jen is.
Fortunately - for Jenny - I'm not the norm and she has a big following in a demographic willing to consume her films, which I am not sure is the case with Angelina's followers.
More people seem to be willing to ignore any reports of Jenny being a coke-whore, non-eating, drunk diva, whose co-dependence is so great she has to latch on famewhores like Meyer to feel safe and relevant too.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL Thx, that was funny!
I guess it's cool to be Anti Brad & Angelina (or should I say, "uncool" to like them) but sure looks and sounds like there are a fresh crop of JenniLoons sprouting about!
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Guys the list is not about talent. If it was, Angelina Jolie would NOT be number 1, Cate Blanchett or Kate Winslet or Meryl Streep would be. The whole fucking list would look different and quite a few names would NOT be in there at all. Sadly, for some reason Angelina tops this (probably due to that cartoon). What is hillarious is the insistence of brangaloons that J.A. somehow isn't a successful actress. Well, she is. A simple look at what films she did will tell you. Now what is more interesting is who is value for money (i.e. pay vs box office takings). No way that will be Angelina Jolie as her films tend to flop.
Oh a football movie, that's why I blocked it from memory.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:28pm.
I'm blank on Appaloosa also but I bet you've seen commercials for Leatherheads and just blocked it out. George Clooney was in it... and the guy from the Office, the actor who plays Jim, and they were decked out in like 1920s football gear. No idea what that was about!
I haven't even HEARD of either one.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:23pm.
LOL! Did she now! Saw neither, although I did note Leatherheads bc of John Krasinski -- maybe I glossed over her? Oh well. I stand corrected.
Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:12pm.
Renee only did two movies in 2008. "Appaloosa" and "Leatherheads."
*blank face*
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:37am.
It's true - that's a pretty sad list. There are a lot of real for real actresses missing from that list and a lot of whores in their place. Sad.
Jennifer doesn't annoy me but I would not class her as a proper actress. St Holie is shite unless playing mental patients so is a bit of a one trick pony. I suppose she gets a huge advance for the grey haired skinny spy movie as they know she'ss announce IVF triplets or fresh new 'orphans' to give it a boost. Then it will die on it's arse like all the films where she's the lead. Brangeloonies don't seem to part with cold hard cash for the idol. Then again, it's better on DVD so you can watch with one hand down your elasticted waist. People frown on that in cinemas.
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Morbidly obese, barren, jellus h8er, jen-hen at your service.
How did these two boys get so much money? Are they the unseen Jonas Brothers?
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Jennifer Aniston looks so like Gabrielle Carteris there... and AJ looks so... Square Pegs? Ducky from Pretty in Pink? I dunno, something like that. What I find incredible is the people on the list who seemingly had nothing going on last year -- Renee Zellweger? What did she do? Commercials in Japan?
Maniston/Chinnifer can't get a down and gritty role cause she would ruin the one thing she MAY have going for her, her hair.
I can't stand Maniston/Chinnifer. Jolie is ok but FAR less fucking annoying.
At least Joilie can't kill people with her fucking chin like CHINNIFER! :)
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i call bullshit on this story. aint no way, with her residuals from friends, that cunty made more than jennifer aniston did.
no way.
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But Jen doesn't have to share her money with her small nation of children that AngieWhora Jolie does. Jen gets it all to herself, so she's better off.
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Funny how Kate Winslet and Cate Blanchett are so far down on the list, yet they are the only two I would go out of my way to watch.
Submitted by Creepella on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:25pm.
She was above Jolie last year. I don't feel bad for her, I'd rather have her life than I would Jolie's
You gotta feel bad for Aniston. She's always beneath Angie.
P.S. Angie looks creepily like her brother in that photo.
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Prostitution whore!!
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:31am.
Pfft... I only made $13,000 last year. I wish Forbes would put out a "Hollywood's Least Qualified Office Go-Fers" issue.
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Wow. "Flat-iron Jen" would certainly cringe at that old picture of her.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:35am.
Ah HA! So you admit you wear them!
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No, but when I was around that age, I did have a huge pair of Felix the Cat slippers. And yes, I'd die if I had a picture of myself wearing them. Utterly hideous!
On another note, what, no Gwynnie P. on the list? Spain...On The Road Again didn't make her at least $10 mil? There was a companion book, you know! (I'm actually not going to knock the series because I liked Batali, Bittman and Bassols.)
Poor Gwyneth. She went from a flourish of awards to sitting at home making vegan sandwiches and humming the theme song to Shakespeare in Love to herself.
This list disgusts me!
Chin Witherspoon, Pizza Face make more than Kate Winslet and Blanchett! I hate Hollywood.
Disgusting that Blanchett, Winslet and Meryl make less than no-talent Aniston and famewhore Angie.
NO wonder I hardly go to movies anymore.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:48am.
Well, Carrie D. disappointed.
And is there arguing about who hates Skeletina more?
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@LadyRedbush:
I agree. Those numbers do look low.
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'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Well, Carrie D. disappointed.
And is there arguing about who hates Skeletina more?
Something is lost in translation methinks.
I love how movies like "Wanted" are referred to as Skeletina movies, why not hey it's a Morgan Freeman movie and whatnot?
Let's face it, she needs the heavy weight ensemble more than Jennifer Aniston.
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What? Kate Blanchett and Kate Winslet make much less than Aniston, Diaz, Jolie and those fucking bitches who can't act to save their lives?. Damn it!.
Didn't Wanted tank or something?. It wasn't long before I saw it in the 3x2 marked sale boxes at my local Blockbuster. I never saw the rented boxes empty either, seems to me people around here weren't thrilled to rent it.
Anyway, Aniston looks much prettier than Jolie there. Since Jolie didn't have her "sexiest woman in the world" plastic surgery yet, she just looks.. erm.. odd and interesting looking in the face. Angelina Jolie looks so frumpy and unkept, as she always does. And why the hell does she have WHITE KNEES? did she just give her loving brother a blowjob or what?.
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Submitted by death2douches on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:28am.
You need to calm down. Hahahahaha a Vadge fan that says it all. The point is that Angie's movies that she carries on her own don't make that much money. Changeling? A Mighty Heart?
Calling Wanted a Angelina Jolie movie when she has about 10 minutes screen time before she is killed off is erroneous. Plus her co-stars are people like Freeman and James.
Jen is not my idol I'm just pointing out that you are comparing apples and oranges here. Its like comparing Vadge to Cher and then saying Vadge sells more than Cher does but Vadge pimps her kids out and buys babies for publicity as soon as her tours start tanking.
Brad and Angelina do the same thing. Remember he wanted a "football team full of kids" before the whole Octomom thing broke out. Like he was really going to raise a whole football team of kids. We probably were going to see each kid just before they needed to promote a movie like they did with all the others they don't raise.
Also production costs. Jen's movies and Kate Winslets for example cost MUCH less to make and they still churn out a big profit.
Chill out Holie's done all thats left is buying some more kids or donating not so anonymously to charity
Bored now.
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It's true - that's a pretty sad list. There are a lot of real for real actresses missing from that list and a lot of whores in their place. Sad.
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:25am.
@stars101_sez:
Jennifer's success in movies has been about who she was paired with on the screen, she hasn't carried a movie on her own successfully yet. The only reason her magazine cover sold so well was because the "girl next store" got naked, if she had posed clothed it wouldn't have sold nearly as many copies. The broad's boring as hell but likable and non-threatening which is the sole reason she's pulling in that kind of money...Angelina is overrated too if that helps.
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Yes she has she gets EQUAL screen time with all of her co-stars. So that makes her a draw, if she wasn't she'd be killed off after two minutes.
Gwyneth Paltrow did seductive poses for GQ it never sold as much and Gwen is hardly what one would call a bad girl. Kate Winslet (and I love Kate) also did a cover of GQ and it never sold as much and Kate is about as girl next door as one can get so sorry that theory of yours goes out of the window
Please Jen is a BIG draw.
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITSS!
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Fucka doodle-do.
And Kate Winslet gets the academy award. Go figure.
I guess this proves you need no talent whatsoever to make money... just have tabloid appeal. sheee-it....
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Pfft... I only made $13,000 last year. I wish Forbes would put out a "Hollywood's Least Qualified Office Go-Fers" issue.
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Hmmm... I was going to comment, but I see there's already a bitch fight in progress. I'll let you two duke it out.
Quite frankly, I think Jen A. displays a lot of diva-like behaviour, which has, outside of Marley and Me, really fucked with her potential as an actress. Obviously, it hasn't hurt her bank account any.
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