Thursday, July 2nd 2009

Checking In On Bubbles


On Mah Boo 360 last night, Andy sent a reporter to Florida for an *EXCLUSIVE* interview with the legendary Bubbles. Bubbles is now retired from the showbiz life and his caretaker says he spends his time listening to soothing flute music and playing with his lovah Sam. Bubbles does all of this while being completely nekkid! I guess that's how most of us are going to spend our later years: in a cage, naked and nibbling on half-bananas.

You know Bubbles got the sads in his heart, because he wanted Mah Boo to feed him a cucumber and not some other dude. You and me both, Bubbles. You and me both. My Slap Chop has been waiting for Mah Boo's cucumber for YEARS.

Posted by: Michael K


freebird's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:46am.
Monkey Fighting Bubbles
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LOL! I bet Bubbles is fighting with all the other chimps over whether or not Michael was guilty or not, whether Joe Jackson should have promoted his business at the BET awards, should they have let Chris Brown perform....blah blah blah.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:46am.

shit, i had the poster, the jacket, the glove - you name it. wannabe little white kid from the 80's... pfft.

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Oh shit. Are you my brother? Why didn't you tell me you're on here, fool! Damn, I am so telling Daddy about you.

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Tristram's picture

The only interviews I still wanna hear are with his alleged victims. There's a really long, almost open-ended statute of limitations in California for childhood victims of sexual abuse. No one I've seen has factored those claims in when discussing his estate's worth.

snowpiece's picture

IG really? I read somewhere Bubbles was Blanket's real father. He actually had sex with Debbie Rowe.
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:47am.

Bradi, Nancy Grace actually took a whopping five mins out of her broadcast to mention a missing child last night! Woot!

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Snoogle's picture

Now that we have heard about Bubbles, can we please get the fuck on with it, so tired of the MJ shit. Move along please, nothing to see here.

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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

To the news h8rs: last night, after many emails from fellow CNN'ers and complaining on the blog, they actually showed REAL NEWS! I KNOW!
Iran, Iraq, the girl who survived the plane crash but of course we have stiff competition with the Mourning Mom Jean set.

The Bubbles segment was at the end of the show and let's face it, animal stories, c'mon now.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

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Mojo JoJo > Bubbles

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase

"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White

greenfinch's picture

i thought iread somewhere that bubbles was dead? is this an imposter jsut to get some moolah out of the mj fund?

jack-n-the-hat's picture

shit, i had the poster, the jacket, the glove - you name it. wannabe little white kid from the 80's... pfft.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.

snowpiece's picture

Monkey Fighting Bubbles
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

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Grown chimps can get very strong and vicious - enough to literally rip their owners' faces off.

I leave you to draw your conclusions.

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Bottom-feeder.

freebird's picture

I'm off to AC360. com for more in-depth analysis on this whole Bubbles situation. I suspect Anderson is saving the juicy stuff for the website. I knew Bubbles would spill!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Amen, jack.

Jesus, the entire media industry has crawled up MJ's ass and set up camp. And his family and hangers on are loving every minute of it and are stretching out this whole fucking sideshow.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:41am.

lollol... jeesh
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.

EastEndGirl's picture

jack I concur whole heartedly, and this is from someone who had THE poster on her wall for two years in the 80's.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:40am.
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Fucking A.

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THAT'S IT!!!!! I cannot handle anymore MJ fucking bullshit! Fuck the press, fuck the coverage, fuck them and fuck the monkey! (no offense to the monkeys out there)
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.