Maybe Mischa Needed Help Wiping?
Mischa Barton's dealer should slip a Comfort Wipe into her stocking this Christmas, because it sounds like the slag could use some help. The Daily Mail says that the government check version of HoHan (that says everything right there) was kicked out of the bathrooms at Whisky Mist nightclub in London after she tried to bring a friend into the stall with her. The bathroom attendant immediately put a stop to the snortery. One source said, "Mischa looked really pissed off and embarrassed but her friend was fine about it."
Mischa didn't let that ruin her fun and she just shuffled into another stall, but her troubles didn't stop there. Mischa was taking too long, so that pesky bathroom attendant shouted at her to cut it short! The same source added, "At one point the toilet attendant had to knock on her door twice to ask if she was alright. Then her mate was knocking to check she was feeling okay. When she came out of the cubicle, she was complaining about people knocking on the door. She looked slightly worse for wear as she attempted to apply her make-up."
It's hard enough taking a piss in a public bathroom, but it's even worse with a toilet whore staring at you while tapping their foot (Larry Craig probably loves that shit). You feel like they are timing your ass and judging your pee pee skills if they don't hear tinkling. Poor Mischa probably ended up with a bunch of sugar in her eye, because she couldn't keep the spoon still due to dumb whores knocking on her door! The Comfort Wipe really needs to come out with a version for cokeyheads.
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I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on
the famous free sugar dating site for wealthy ladies and aweful guys.
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there. wow!!
WOW. This chick is blo-ho-hoated :O
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Man, this girl is so irrelevant.
She really let the drugs get to her as did Bloho.
They're both disgusting and so young and wasteful.
Man, this girl is so irrelevant.
She really let the drugs get to her as did Bloho.
They're both disgusting and so young and wasteful.
yech, yikes, and blech! I am old enough to be there mama je, and I am telling you straight up I don't look near as torn up as Hohan and this hot mess here. All that money, fame and drugs just ruins you - NO EXCPETIONS. Take a tip from the recently departed MJ, there is no escape from drug hell if you don't stop in time. I am sorry to sound preachy - I did tons of drugs in my day, but I regret it (sometimes), and am deeply grateful I survived it! I am looking down the barrel of being 50, and am glad to say I love myself enough to not regret, not look back, but not go back either. Life is very, very short...wake up all you dumtard celebs...the sun won't shine on you forever...o.k. done ranting!!
Since Mischa has discovered the Hohan way of staying skinny, she looks even worse than Hohan does. Mischa is ok in the looks department but Hohan actually is better looking most of the time. So basically it's doing lines of Adderall mixed with blow in club bathrooms. How 80s can you get...do your drugs at home girlfriend!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Mischa who?
Seriously, this bitch is sad. Really sad. Not just cuz she looks like a she-DreamboatDoherty, but because she bought all the fawning shit about how she was the new It-girl just because she was on a teen soap. So her acting continued to suck without improvement, she started partying instead of working, and her looks went down the toitoi. It's truly pathetic and can only end in obscurity, a junkie's death, or even worse, reality TV.
the monster of fame spits out another one.
instead of putting it into children's heads that they could be famous, we should be stringing up pictures of all the people - young and old - who have been mangled by the demands of fame. in my first decade i was a child actor. years later i went to hollywood to see what might happen. first stop: the casting couch. i said no thank you and that was it.
i had a higher opinion of myself than to submit to that.
but many people either do not, or they calculate - incorrectly - that the price is reasonable, given the potential payoff.
they forget that almost everyone in hollywood who is not a "star" is waiting to skim off his or her percentage. via agency, pr person, columnist, shop owner, personal assistant, or drug dealer, they are all waiting with their hands out.
someone like ms barton clearly has no defences against these lures.
Are we sure that the attendant didn't say Cut and Snort instead of "cut it short"? Mischa probably lost the directions to her drugs. Happens to me all the time.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:30pm.
Pathetic.
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The poor, unfortunate soul.
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Bottom-feeder.
Pathetic.
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She really is looking like Pete Doherty. Now all she needs is to lose a few of those teefs and she's set. I think it's that fucking hat more than the meth face.
That is a smack face - not coke! yuck...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Stupid bitch can't even do her drugs right!
Have your friends form a barrier circle around you on the dance floor, using one's back as a table to break up the lines and then snort.
Even *I* know that.
But those bathroom bitches can be a nuisance!
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Face bloat, blemishes. Aiy, she's goin the way of Doherty.
Let's see the toofers, Mischca-ca
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Submitted by lyandin on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:32am.
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Submitted by gia on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:09am.
She better be careful...With the hat & face bloat she is slowly morphing into a female Pete Doherty.
HA! Now she just needs to master the facial expressions that we've come to expect from Dreamboat.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Don't you mean Hohan is the government check version of Mischa Barton? Or at least it has become that wasy...Whatever they are all Tara Reid wannabees.
She peaked at 19 when her face used to be exquisite, while her body provided 'thinspo' to several anorexics all over the world.
She has been drugging and partying for a long time and it's catching up now, no doubt. Oh and also catching up with her is the truth that she's a very shitty actress.
I've no doubt that the moment Lohan gets her shit together, she'll manage to start working again (it will be a slow start, but not impossible.) Mischa? Well, she'll not be able to get back to work because she really fucking sucks.
While executives were writing letters to Lindsay about her terrible working ethic, producers were sending Mischa's ass to acting school and bitch even flunked that.
Anyone who's been doing coke for more than 5 minutes knows how to get in and out of a bathroom stall at a club without issue. Fucking amateur.
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
yeah damn these people knocking on your cubicle door. Can't a girl take a few lines in peace anymore?
HOLY UNKEMPT CHRIST!!!!!!!!
This bitch is about to haunt my nightmares.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:41am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:40am.
Thank you... and I did not take offense to your comment. ITA.
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We cool, fool! Hee.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:40am.
Thank you... and I did not take offense to your comment. ITA.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by your ex on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:01am.
why the fuck do all these tards wear those jeeper creeper hats? UGLY AS FUCK.
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ha ha I like to imagine Jaslene saying that
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:37am.
rooooo - no, two different jacks. Trust me, I do not have the patience to post as alt nor do i care about talking bad about someone etc. etc. etc. NOR do I want to waste space by posting bullshit like this fat fuck walrus.
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Lemme clear this up. I in no way meant to say you two were alts. Some people on here (like DD and LA) admittedly have two different names, so I just wanted to be advised. I like both Jacks! And the Walrus is obviously a troll from the forum here to start trouble. Again.
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Moo!
The good shit is always delivered semi-solid. It takes a minute or two to break that shit up. Then, once you do a line, you have to go. You know, number 2. These bathroom attendants need to be trained in the ways of the customers. What is wrong with them?
rooooo - no, two different jacks. Trust me, I do not have the patience to post as alt nor do i care about talking bad about someone etc. etc. etc. NOR do I want to waste space by posting bullshit like this fat fuck walrus.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:34am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:33am.
I'm confused. Are JustJack and Jack-n-the-Hat the same person?
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Nope, two different delightful jacks.
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Damn. And I felt a really good Doublemint joke coming on.
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Moo!
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:32am.
hahahahaa.... mornin, FreeB.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:33am.
I'm confused. Are JustJack and Jack-n-the-Hat the same person?
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Nope, two different delightful jacks.
I'm confused. Are JustJack and Jack-n-the-Hat the same person?
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Moo!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:26am.
*tea bags Walrus*
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LMFAO! I was in another thread and I saw "*tea bags" pop up and I was all, 'oooh, tea bags, what is that about?' And here is Jack-n-the-hat! AHAHHAHAH!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:26am.
Alex's love child with a droog.
(see "A Clockwork Orange")
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I saw that movie. What a horrid experience!
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Moo!
Alex's love child with a droog.
(see "A Clockwork Orange")
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*tea bags Walrus*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:20am.
FREEEEEEEEEBIRD! Congrats on your CT win!
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHES from my l'il cow!
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heeehehh thanks! The pain of yesterday is subsiding, but it'll take a while to wear off. I think I'm going to celebrate by stumbling over to the Whiskey Mist and snorting some bad shit off a toilet. Don't worry, I'll put one of those paper coke protector thingies they have in all the stalls.
sMOOOOOOch!
I actually do think she used to have a very pretty face, but she is just ruining herself...How much of a "good" time can she be having in order to look this horrible...That must be some hard core concentrated partying to have done this much damage in such a short amount of time.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:20am.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:02am.
I SEEN DAT! She needs Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour, in her life. In Jesus name I pray, praise be to God!!!!!
She needs to sit back, relax, and grill a nice STEAK out on the TUSCAN LANAI. Then she'd have an ASS like SASSY'S!!!
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OH HELL NAW, WALRUS!!
YOU WAS TROLLIN' LAS' NIGHT, TOO!
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Do you think maybe you guys could leave the forum stuff in the forum? Most people here don't know what it's about and those of us that do don't want to. Pretty sure both groups don't care.
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Moo!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:20am.
What are you talking about, love? I was just rolling with the dingbats and the bootslaps! Werd! GODS I LUB JIZZ!!! JIZZY, WHERE ARE YOU, LOVE!?? WE'RE GROWING RESTLESS! I RECKON IT'S TIME TO PUT ANOTHER RACIST RANT ON THE BARBIE, MATE! We live for that, luv! It wer deh funnehs to uz we look cool whhen we give JiZz dah LOLZ!!! You seen dat, love?
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:17am.
freebird, I guess the Alkie Tavern was too klassy for her.
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LOL! Non-sloppy whores only at the Alkie Tavern. They have discerning standards.
She has the same problem Lohan does. She overestimated her importance in the industry, started in on drugs and alcohol, her looks deteriorated and now the both of them would turn up at the flipping on of a light switch if some asshole with a Polaroid camera was standing nearby to take their pictures.
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Submitted by Walrus Talk on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:02am.
I SEEN DAT! She needs Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour, in her life. In Jesus name I pray, praise be to God!!!!!
She needs to sit back, relax, and grill a nice STEAK out on the TUSCAN LANAI. Then she'd have an ASS like SASSY'S!!!
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OH HELL NAW, WALRUS!!
YOU WAS TROLLIN' LAS' NIGHT, TOO!
On-topic: I don't hate her, but LOL @ "slag"
FREEEEEEEEEBIRD! Congrats on your CT win!
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHES from my l'il cow!
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Moo!
yikes double post!
freebird, I guess the Alkie Tavern was too klassy for her.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:05am.
Nice hat. She looks like a strung out Duran Duran groupie that's still living in the 80's.
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It is quite a transformation...She looks fairly decent here:
http://ml.berkeleyblogs.com/archives/Mischa_Barton_PrincesTrust1.jpg
Then there was this terrifying hollowed out look:
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/02/MISCHA-BARTON-SKINNY.jpg
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:05am.
Nice hat. She looks like a strung out Duran Duran groupie that's still living in the 80's.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
Buttah face who? Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?
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