Saturday, July 4th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Gloria Stuart (99)
Isabeli Fontana (26)
Becki Newton (31)
Koko The Gorilla (38)
Ute Lemper (46)
Geraldo Rivera (66)
Gina Lollobrigida (82)
Neil Simon (82)
Eva Marie Saint (85)

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Submitted by hollyfend on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:26am.

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Submitted by foosrock on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 4:05am.

Oh goodness, you know who Ute Lemper is?. Beeindruck ich bin!.

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Submitted by Dixie Levi Glick on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 4:54pm.

You are an idiot. A fucking idiot.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:55am.
Happy birthday to Koko the gorilla, even IF you keep killing kittens with your angry fists and they just give you new ones every time and claim "A car ran over the last one" when that's total bullshit because you live in a fucking cage.

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If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

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Submitted by Noelegy on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 2:50pm.

Aww, loved Gloria Stuart in "Titanic." She was one of the best things about it. "Well I'll be goddamned."

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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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Submitted by gucci on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:55pm.

wow Gloria is one beautiful woman! and eva marie saint is still alive? and gina Gina Lollobrigida to? wow! happy birthday hot sluts!

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Submitted by kdracofan on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:30pm.

Happy birthday Gloria!
Happy birthday to all u bday people, including my gf P: happy 4th!

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Submitted by gdubs on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 12:03pm.

um you forgot the most important bday slut - ME

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:32am.

happy b-day, Neil Simon... i love "Brighton Beach Memoirs"!!

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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."

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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:30am.

BRADIFUL BITCH on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:45am.
Happeh Birthday America!

And you got an early present, Palin resigned!
And gave a speech about Basketball and fisherman!
MAVERICK!

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It truly was a magical speech.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:26am.

Neil Simon rocks....happy birthday....and Happy Birthday to my man!!!! We are going to make our own fireworks today! haha

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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:24am.

Happy birthday Neil Simon, bad ass play write and screenwriter.

Good morning MK ♥

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Submitted by No Words on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:20am.

Happy birthday, AMERICA!

Happy Independence Day, American sluts!

Happy weekend, all you other sluts!

Now, I have to go peel taters for salad and finish marinating the steaks. Oh, and chill the watermelon.

Bye, all!

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Submitted by Sensimina on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:55am.

Happy birthday to Koko the gorilla, even IF you keep killing kittens with your angry fists and they just give you new ones every time and claim "A car ran over the last one" when that's total bullshit because you live in a fucking cage.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:43am.

Happy Bday, Koko, Gina Lollobrigida, Neil Simon,
Eva Marie Saint and

The United States of America!

la LAAH lalaLAH lalaLAH
lalaLAHla lalaLAHla la la LAAAH la!!!

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Have a Bang Bang Day all dlist sluts!

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Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:42am.

That's a small list of b-day sluts!

Happy b-days to them all and to AMERICA!!! too :D

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Submitted by BobsBB on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:22am.

Kick Geraldo out, and this is a pretty cool list of people. Ute Lemper is awesome.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:14am.

why did it take this long for mk to start including animals?

or was that a typo for CoCo?

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Submitted by Norwaygirl on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:01am.

And not to forget Ute Lemper, the perfect Marie-Antoinette.

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Submitted by Norwaygirl on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:00am.

Happy 99'th birthday, Rose!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:55am.

Happy BD to Eva Marie Saint, a gorgeous and talented actress.

And to the U.S. of A!!!!!!!

Happy Fourth Beeyotches and Basterds!!

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Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:46am.

happy birthday to Isabella Fontana, two kids,two divorces and still fucking gorgeous.

HB America!!

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Submitted by D.R. on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:45am.

Happy birthday Eva Marie Saint, and all the others. :)

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:45am.

Happeh Birthday America!

And you got an early present, Palin resigned!
And gave a speech about Basketball and fisherman!
MAVERICK!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by Bo on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:44am.

Happy birthday Gloria! You were one of the most beautiful actresses ever, and you still are! Hope you are well.

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Submitted by NaNoop on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:40am.

HB KoKo.

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Submitted by bourgie on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:39am.

Gloria Stuart is one of the few actresses from the early days of Hollywood. Happy B Day!!!! She's lived and entire lifetime. Congrats to her for that.

Happy B day to al the other golden girls of Hollywood.

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Submitted by NaNoop on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:39am.

It's amazing to think of all the things a hundred year old person has seen change and happen in their lifetime.

This has been the most technically and socially advanced century that I can think of (I ain't no history major, and we all know what opinions are like) so it's got to be pretty incredible to live through so much change.

HB Gloria.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:37am.

Gloria Stewart was a childhood friend of one of my favorite writers, M.F.K. Fisher. They were both SoCA girls (though Fisher was born in MI).

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Mexican kids are shooting fireworks below
Hey baby, it's the Forth of July!

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Submitted by HellaciousB on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:35am.

Mother of God! She's still alive.

@ mike: I like your thinking.

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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:22am.

awww, Dixie!! That's good to know. :)

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Submitted by Dixie Levi Glick on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:21am.

Dear speakit,
Koko isn't living in her natural habitat but she is well taken care of and very much loved. I check in on her every day and love her to pieces. She is smart, funny and charming. She serves as a gateway to understanding apes and how much like (and sometimes better) they are than us.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOKO!! All she wants that she doesn't have is a baby!

Thanks for remembering her Michael!

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If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:14am.

Wow, 99?!

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Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:10am.

Happy Birthday, you lucky hos, born on the fourth of july!

And a special Happy Birthday to Gloria Stuart! 99 Years old and still a Hot Slut!

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:06am.

Happy Fourth!

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Submitted by joanne on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 9:03am.

HB Gloria Stewart, Gina Lollobrigida and Eva Marie Saint.

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Submitted by toni on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 8:58am.

I thought she died recently, oops.

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Submitted by MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 8:55am.

aww, Gloria Stuart! Amazing.

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Submitted by Am on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 8:48am.

Koko, Gina and Gloria are all STILL ALIVE??? Well, HBday to all of them and the others.

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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 8:40am.

Happy b-day Koko!! It's sad you don't have your independence. :(