One Of The Jonas Brothers Is Finally Going To Get His Cherry Popped
Kevin Jonas has announced that he is engaged to a man trying to pass as Haylie Duff his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa! Dude is going to have a dick boner until his wedding night. Unless, this is "the gay" one. If that's the case, then his ass lips won't stop quivering until his wedding day, because he will finally a cover-up that will allow him to go frolic amongst the peens!
People says that Kevin proposed to Danielle this morning at her house in New Jersey (DUH). Kevin said, "It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world. She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row." 21-year-old Kevin and 22-year-old Danielle met two years ago in the Bahamas.
Congrats to these two little lovebirds. Hopefully, Danielle can teach Kevin all about the importance of eyebrows. Kevin's virgin caterpillar brows desperately need to be "PLUCKED!"
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:21pm.
LOL! So true! But have they changed their Facebook status yet. That is the real test.
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You mean from 'In a Relationship with Jesus?' Yeah, that'll never change.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Aren't all the Jobro's behymen's still intact?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:17pm.
"She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row."
If someone still constructs sentences like this they're proooooooobably too young to get married.
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LOL! So true! But have they changed their Facebook status yet. That is the real test.
I hate sideburns. Fucking hate them. I want to take both of his sideburns and yank on them like they were teats on a fucking udder.
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Moo!
She needs upper lip augmentation.
And a million little fantards just passed out.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
"She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row."
If someone still constructs sentences like this they're proooooooobably too young to get married.
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Congrats, Haylie Duff and Burger.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Srsly, no 'eyebrow situation' tag? They are proof that opposite eyebrows attract.
i refer kevin and danielle to the hanson brothers...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Fuck! She looks like one of those weird muppets from The Dark Crystal. *vom*
Too young to get married. I'll give it approximately three years.