One Of The Jonas Brothers Is Finally Going To Get His Cherry Popped
Kevin Jonas has announced that he is engaged to a man trying to pass as Haylie Duff his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa! Dude is going to have a dick boner until his wedding night. Unless, this is "the gay" one. If that's the case, then his ass lips won't stop quivering until his wedding day, because he will finally a cover-up that will allow him to go frolic amongst the peens!
People says that Kevin proposed to Danielle this morning at her house in New Jersey (DUH). Kevin said, "It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world. She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row." 21-year-old Kevin and 22-year-old Danielle met two years ago in the Bahamas.
Congrats to these two little lovebirds. Hopefully, Danielle can teach Kevin all about the importance of eyebrows. Kevin's virgin caterpillar brows desperately need to be "PLUCKED!"
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What the fuck is up with her nose? It looks like she had a nose job but still needs a nose job... Whatever, I give it a year.
21, seriously?! my first thought whenever i hear of children getting married at such a young age: is the hoe knocked up?
21 years old...get a pre-nup!!!
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"I proudly add myself to the list of people who have never heard a Jonas Brothers song."
same here!!!
Well, they're not ENTIRELY hideous. I mean, really bitches - let's be nice!
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They look like brother and sister to me. Well, except for the eyebrows. And I proudly add myself to the list of people who have never heard a Jonas Brothers song.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:38pm.
And the Dark Lord sits in his fiery throne and quietly mutters, "good, good."
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Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:20pm.
I'm a dog of the cloth. I have a small congregation in my adoptive hometown. I used to be quite the cad in me old army days, but i've changed. ex-WW2 pilot for the USAF. Nice to meet you Mr. Walrus, I agree with everything you said.
I'm sure it's already been mentioned, but this is why I don't believe in "waiting till marriage", because people that do always get married young because they can't wait to bone.
Jonas and Deleasa?Oh i think I viewed their love stories with many intimate photos at @@ "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where all women can find a great man to love ... congratulations them!
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:04pm.
She has this weird extra flesh beneath her nose. Does anyone else see it or am I imagining things?
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Whoa! Now that you mentioned...
WTF is that? Saggy nostrils? WTF?
Great. Who is going to marry them Mickey and Minnie?
Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ is tickled pink right now! This young man is really standing up for his beliefs. The body is a vessel of God, our bodies do not belong to us but God; it is a sacred and holy temple that must not be violated until you are engaged in the bonds of Holy Matrimony!!!
i can already picture their unfortunate spawn...*looks at caption this pic*
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I sort of feel bad for him.
1) He's the ugly Jonas brother
2) Miley Cyrus will be at their wedding bringing the HEEHAW Y'ALL theme with her
I'd slip both tusks into that human female!!
She has this weird extra flesh beneath her nose. Does anyone else see it or am I imagining things?
Hey, Corbin Bernsen cheated during his honeymoon.
Jazzfish..your avie?
Her face...well, it's pretty bad when you start off looking like you've had loads of surgery. She must do something that curls his toes.
You gals got me beat too. I got married a couple months past 21, didn't make it to my first anniversary. Wasn't divorced by then, but separated with intention to divorce. Of course, there were a WHOLE LOT of factors in that but I married the jackass, add me to the dumbasses married at 20something group.
Of course, back then, you think you know it all. Looking back, I can't believe I was that stupid.
This cannot be good. I give her props for proper golddigging in her twenties.
I have no idea what is wrong with her mouth area but its making me stabby. And she looks skanky.
And the Dark Lord sits in his fiery throne and quietly mutters, "good, good."
they are really good. do you know they open their blog on*** sugarmommamatch.com*** that is a hot dating club. they said they
hope their fans support them.
I suppose it could work out. Both Donny Osmond and Ron Howard were virgins married that their teenage sweethearts, and they have ended up being married for many years.
Best of luck to them, it will be tough.
either something is in the oven or he's trying to fight the gay rumors.
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Hi Momus, I just read the open post, scary.
Does this mean that the brothers' purity pact is over?
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She looks a little like Amy Wino in this pic.
Ummm I think her nose is related to the Caption THis creature.
Coma Caca!!
I already feel bad for their eventual children...these two are so not pretty.
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Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 7:18pm.
Her nose / upper lip situation is REALLY bothering me.
Me, too. It's very odd looking!
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Is she popping his cherry with her pointy eyebrows?
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Her nose / upper lip situation is REALLY bothering me.
I hate boy bands. I never listen to the radio, only my CDs, I like everything from Cake to Lynyrd Skynyrd, but not these hideous boybands and britney pop.
I'm almost 100% certain that I've never heard one of their songs. And thank goodness for that!
Now I wish I could erase all the britney songs from my mind, that I endured whenever MK puts up a yt of her doing some stupid skank thing.
I don't really know anything about the Jonas Brothers (though they make good cough drops). But I suspect that anyone who actively publicizes the fact that he or she is a virgin or isn't having sex until marriage may be lie-telling. Think of Britney or Adriana Lima. At some point around, say, 18, the urge to merge overpowers most dogmas or chastity vows.
Aww how cute - another starter marriage. Dumbass...
Hmmm...well wish them the best. I am not sure how old they are..and knowing he is a "virgin" hmmm again. One thing I learned about life is...You have to try and see if the significant other will satisfy thee in bed. I got married at 19 and a virgin, he was older than me, but in bed, I felt like there was something else to have fun in that manner. well it was boring, just putting it in doesnt mean a man is gonna satisfy us women. anywais, I am divorced, he was verbally abusive and stuff, now I am great! :) I know more and I know myself more.
Communication is key and if one person is just doing the communication and all then f**#* it. see ya! Moving on..
Coma Caca!!
It looks like it has a cock bigger than Pinks.
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I'm surprised MK's not praising her. Granted she's going to marry the ugly one, and a boyband member to boot, but hey 22 and she's set for life!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:28pm.
Yeah. Dumbass #2 right here.
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I think he only picked her for her eyebrows. At least now the kids will have a fighting chance not to look like Sasquatch.
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Submitted by BobsBB on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:42pm.
Figures the fuggiest one would go first. The middle one's waiting for the right moment to get caught face down in a public bathroom, no doubt...
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That's exactly what I was thinking. And the youngest one is totally not keeping his vow. This dolt probably did. The middle one is too scared to wait for gay marriage to be legal for mormons. Aren't the Jonas Brothers mormon or am I thinking of the Hansons. Hansens? Whatever.
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!
Buh bye, Snoweh!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:42pm.
Fun as that sounds, no. :)
I can only imagine what the children will look like. Gag.
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Ewwww Suggggg (i think you're right)
g'night you whores, going home to watch SYTYCD!!!!! whoot whoot!!
manana!
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Submitted by cMal on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:28pm.
Matthew Broderick and Kevin Jonas need to throw their fucking sideburns into a fucking incinerator. Christ! I fuckin' hate 'em!
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Those aren't sideburns, they're mutton chops. And I agree, they are barftastic.
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People can tell the Jonas brothers apart? they all look exactly the same thing to me...don't see how there is a "cute" one.
I've also never heard of Jonas brother's song. I imagine if I was 11 or 12 I might into them...but probably not.
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