One Of The Jonas Brothers Is Finally Going To Get His Cherry Popped
Kevin Jonas has announced that he is engaged to a man trying to pass as Haylie Duff his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa! Dude is going to have a dick boner until his wedding night. Unless, this is "the gay" one. If that's the case, then his ass lips won't stop quivering until his wedding day, because he will finally a cover-up that will allow him to go frolic amongst the peens!
People says that Kevin proposed to Danielle this morning at her house in New Jersey (DUH). Kevin said, "It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world. She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row." 21-year-old Kevin and 22-year-old Danielle met two years ago in the Bahamas.
Congrats to these two little lovebirds. Hopefully, Danielle can teach Kevin all about the importance of eyebrows. Kevin's virgin caterpillar brows desperately need to be "PLUCKED!"
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Two virgins on their wedding night? That isn't romantic...that's awkward.
Besides, assuming Kevin Jonas and whatshername are pro-life, what if they she accidentally gets pregnant right away? Then he'd be married and STILL most likely not getting any.
That'd be pretty funny though.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
I hope they're both sterile they do not need to reproduce. I can only imagine what their child would look like.
ugly and uglier. the sequel to dumb and dumber starring a little douche bag who is the ugliest out of all the dumbfuck jonas brothers.
That girl has a Haylie Duff nose going on (pre-Haylie's nose job).
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My brother's ex is friend with her. yawn
Awww. Kevin Jonas is cute AND he is funnier than Micky Dolenz.
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Is the girl related to the love child of Danny
Devito on the caption contest? Look at her nose/lip thing going on.
Fug and Fuglier. Jesus Christ, that's a tough pic to look at.
Submitted by galiana0511 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:35pm.
Jonas and Deleasa?Oh i think I viewed their love stories with many intimate photos at @@ "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where all women can find a great man to love ... congratulations them!
This is the most idiotic spam I've ever seen. They both look interracial to me, too. And was this double nosed trick really on Judge Judy????
All I can say is, "Congratulations Them!!"
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Submitted by galiana0511 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:35pm.
Jonas and Deleasa?Oh i think I viewed their love stories with many intimate photos at @@ "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where all women can find a great man to love ... congratulations them!
This is the most idiotic spam I've ever seen. They both look interracial to me, too. And was this double nosed trick really on Judge Judy????
All I can say is, "Congratulations Them!!"
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If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby..... Stun. Ning.
Submitted by galiana0511 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:35pm.
Jonas and Deleasa?Oh i think I viewed their love stories with many intimate photos at @@ "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where all women can find a great man to love ... congratulations them!
This is the most idiotic spam I've ever seen. They both look interracial to me, too. And was this double nosed trick really on Judge Judy????
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If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby..... Stun. Ning.
She REALLY does look like Haylie Duff!! Jeepers!
She REALLY does look like Haylie Duff!! Jeepers!
Too young for marriage.....
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I want to be the flower girl!
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:51am.
what's wrong with her nose and her upper lip?
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They must've decided to get married, too.
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what's wrong with her nose and her upper lip?
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Submitted by Norwaygirl on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:17am.
I got married to the love of my life on my 21.st birthday, and I wasn't pregnant!
We will celebrate our 20-year wedding anniversary this year.
20 years and three children later, I still love him like the day I met him, when we both were 16.
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AWWW that's very sweet. Congratulations!
So i know this girl was on an episode of judge judy i just watched a rerun yesterday, she sued her ex-roommate for 5000 bucks, but hey she won, and now it looks like she won more than 5K!! You go girl!!
Ha! She looks real Jersey. And that's not a compliment.
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she's rocking the Haley Duff look..
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What is wrong with her nose?!
My 16 year old daughter summed this Jone-ass up as...
"He looks like a creepy Geography teacher".
He's prettier than she is. And I use "pretty" as loosely as Paris Hilton's crotch.
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A Jersey girl? Nowheresville because Mrs. Sparky lives there.
Neither one of them is at all cute, but he is very rich, so good for her.
She looks like a mix between the deviated septum girl and Jodie Marsh (especially around the nose area...).
Relationships that last 60 years are rare these days. Incredibly cute and woderful, but rare.
I rather be dating before I get wed, but if he decides to marry young, fine by me. It's just...this usually doesn't last long (example: Father Superior's ex-marriage).
Not ever go through a divorce is more important to me than loosing my flower to my husband.
I really don't have anything against people marrying at a young age, but current society has me jaded about relationships.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
I got married to the love of my life on my 21.st birthday, and I wasn't pregnant!
We will celebrate our 20-year wedding anniversary this year.
20 years and three children later, I still love him like the day I met him, when we both were 16.
All the Hansen brothers (religious as well) got married really young too. Then immediately had a slew of kidlings. Think they are all still married and procreating at this time. Another parallel: the oldest Hansen brother was also the fug one.
Is it just me? doesn't this Jonas brother set off enyone elses gaydar?
Theory Number 2: This is a PR stunt.
Since the fangirls give a fuck about Nick and Joe Jonas more because they're the "hot" ones, this is Kevin Jonas' plan to manipulate the press for a headline or front cover of People Magazine.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Probably got her pregnant.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Maybe they both realized that neither one of them could do any better.
The Jonas brother's are TALENTLESS HACKS. Who cares, the article might as well be about Speidi's next move. In fact, the Jonas's and Speidi might be related because they are all ungifted, ugly, no talent bitches. But that is just my opinion.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:12pm.
Leah Remini has a daughter?
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Actually, she does. But it would make the Jonas a pedophile if he hit it. Anyway, this is the ugly Jonas, so no one cares. Not that I care any which way.... Really. I don't. Honest.
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married at 18, for 6 years. that's for ever and ever.
From the picture, I'm guessing he prefers doggie style?
Sorry sluts but I was married at 18 and have been married for 6 years and have no intention of getting a divorce. It's not always stupid to marry young and I feel like it kept me from sleeping with a bunch more assholes that I would later regret. I have a lot of respect for people who wait until marriage to have sex. Since when did it become respectable to sleep with whomever will have you and to look down on people who don't throw their body around? (I wasn't a virgin when I got married but I don't look down on those who are.)
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She has Bob Hope nose.
"Oh, hai plastic surgery guy..erm can you give me the fucked up nosejob/permanent dirty sancheZ combo?"
Leah Remini has a daughter?
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who cares. it is just another behind the music.
oh he can grow facial hair now,fun; and she does need a nose job.
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Is it just me or does she look like she should be a Duff? I thought it was Haylee (or however you spell her name) at first...
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Too bad her name wasn't Mona Deleasa. It's probably over for the Jonas Brothers anyway...they'll be doing married type things now.