Wednesday, July 1st 2009

My Stomach Just Fell Out Of My Ass


And this time a double-sided dildo was not involved!

You know, I'm not usually afraid of heights, but this video and the pictures from today's opening of "The Ledge" on top of the Sears Tower in Chicago practically made my knee caps crack themselves.

The all-glass balconies are suspended 1,353 in the air on the 103rd floor. One ho said, "It's like walking on ice." No, it's like walking to your death. It's only for kids, because they don't realize that it's real life.

I feel sorry for the janitors, because think of all the pee pee, caca, vomit and internal organs they will have to clean up.

Posted by: Michael K


Jem's picture

I work as a host in a tower that has glass floors but the glass floors are only half as high as these ones! I've jumped off my tower without feeling nervous so I'm not exactly scared of heights, but this one did make me a ltitle nervous to look at, particularly since it's new I guess. That being said, heights are heights.

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Oh for the love of fuck, there are CLOUDS floating around you!

Just think, this video probably doesn't do any justice to the real thing!

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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:10am.

Totally agreed. Humans are fucktarded.

The Sears Tower is gorgeous to look at but I refuse to go in it. Standing by it and looking up at it makes me sick too. Tall buildings(and airplanes)are so unnecessary. I'll stay on the ground thanks.

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MK, please don't ever post a scary video like that ever again. My head is spinning and now I feel like watching a Hitchcock movie. I think I just lost my appetite as well. :(

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First of all, I want to slap that fucking, dumb-bitch, jabbering cunt-woman with a nail-embedded two-by-four. Secondly, this is why humans MUST be wiped off the face of the earth. They are too retarded to survive.

kdracofan's picture

hmmmm...i am not afraid of heights but seeing this pictures gave me vertigo...no thanks

I would jump on it really really hard and give people mini heart attacks.

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I worked in this building for over a year............I had anxiety attacks just riding the elevator! For the love of gawd, why are the parents of these children allowing them to lay down?

I would never stand there, even if there's a guarantee from the powers above it won't break

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I have a fear of heights and couldn't even finish reading that post when I realized what was going on. I wouldn't even be comfortable taking the elevator up to the floor that this mess is located on.

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THAT VOICE... I'd like to punch the camera lady in the throat.

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I said hell...to the NAW!

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UGH.. I'm getting vertigo just thinking about standing on it. No thank you!

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:59pm.
I can stand on this. But I can't do ledges cuz I have an overwhelming urge to throw myself off.

I thought it was just me! Maybe it's one of those perverse instincts? I'm going to die (as up way too high) so might as well be in charge of the process? Author of own doom? Who knows. When I went to the top of the Empire State building I very nearly shat myself and on the London Eye was literally whimpering with terror. Now, never go on anything higher than kitten heels. Odd thing is tho', I'm not slightly scared of flying. Funny old world innit?
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Khensu Hetep's picture

Do not want.

I can't even handle looking down 20 feet from the top floor of the mall, let alone a thousandsomething feet.

The only thing that's really missing is that it isn't built along the ocean. That would be my worst nightmare come true.

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that is scary as Shit!

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No thank you.

BagHead's picture

Wow, that ledge is nuts, I don't think I could go out on it. To me, it looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen, but that's just me. I am afraid of heights, obviously. Kids don't think about their own mortality and that is why they can go out on that ledge willy-nilly without a care. I would pass out.

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That would make for interesting upskirt shots, if a person was so inclined (with a telephoto lens). That said... I totally want to check it out (with pants on)!

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O M GGGGGGGGGG =O
who is taking pictures of the people walking on & from outside the ledge??huh??? :)

nice how the clouds roll by.yikes! :)

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Submitted by tangerine on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:53pm.
That is exactly what I am afraid of! ::skips off to google::

Edit: Here's kinda what Sartre said: "Vertigo causes anxiety to the extent I dread not to fall from the precipice but to throw myself off."

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Holy crap that is so scary. I'll probably go there just to to give myself a heart attack

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Plectosumas, Chirio, Tangerine:

Also glad to know I'm not alone! I've kinda understood it but only cuz I'm like that in life - if I see a metaphorical ledge, I'm bound to jump off it...a real ledge - it almost feels like gravity is pulling me in...

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Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:49pm.

That's very interesting! That is exactly what I am afraid of! ::skips off to google::

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:59pm.

I get that same feeling. I don't want to die or anything, it's almost just a thought of "oh my god what if I get to the ledge and I can't control myself and I just throw myself off?" LOLZ weird, huh?

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:28pm.

Sartre said (too lazy to look up) something like the fear is not that we'll fall but that we'll jump.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:28pm.

LOL, you guys aren't the only ones! Any time I stand on a high ledge I always start thinking about how easy it would be to just jump off. I scare myself sometimes..

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Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 7:09pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:59pm.
I can stand on this. But I can't do ledges cuz I have an overwhelming urge to throw myself off.
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That is SO strange! I thought I was the only one who had this morbid "This unseen force is compelling me to fling myself over the ledge" thing!

Strange, yet oddly comforting to see that I'm not alone in this.

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Hysteria's picture

very morbid, but to me the freakiest thing about these photos is that this view is similar to what the 9/11 World Trade Center jumpers saw on their way down. such a long way.

terrifying

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jazzfish_77's picture

Just think of the poor smuck that is going to have to clean the outside of that.

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After my experience with the CN Tower in Toronto, I think I'll pass on this. I would prolly have the poor janitors working overtime. Although, I must say that this and the Ferarri Guy makes me proud to be a Chicagoan ;)

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OOII! I can't even bring myself to watch the video! Just the pictures made me slide back in my chair.

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You know, it makes me think people today are so empty and unhappy, they look for extreme ways to feel something, some cheap thrill that could make them feel alive somehow. From extreme park rides, to bungee jumping to this shit. Next thing we will hear about is people will pay big bucks to be plummeted to earth from Earth's orbit in some sort of space shuttle or being shoot out of space for some cheap and dangerous thrill.

I'm extremely frightened of heights and I don't seek cheap thrills, so these people can count me out.

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Tristram's picture

I'd happily go out on that balcony as long as the architect, CEO of the plexiglass manufacturer, and construction foreman all stood with me.

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The day I set foot on that thing is the day it falls off the side of the building. No fricken' way!

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Oh Fuck NO! I had to hold onto my desk just watching that.

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I am so afraid of heights, I would've passed out half way up. That is if I was forced to have to go in that thing.

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smurfy def get my e-mail from kdraco! You can find me by my name too (same as in MS), not many sluts have my weird ass name :D

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the pictures make me uncomfortable. beyond uncomfortable.

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Submitted by gina latina on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 7:04pm.
DO YOU HAVE MY EMAIL?
I'll ask Kdraco for yours...
I'll find you!!!! :P

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:59pm.
I can stand on this. But I can't do ledges cuz I have an overwhelming urge to throw myself off. I think that's some kinda vertigo, achally.

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I totally agree. weird huh...hmmm

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smurfy I hardly ever come here and I haven't been on myspace in ages (can't get in it from my house computer). I'm on facebook though. I'd love to know what you've been up to and how things are going :).

And yup, I'd be there with my forehead on that glass going "ooohh cool!!". I'd be disappointed that I can't spit from it lolz!

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Ok sweetie pies, I'm out for now

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Ummm ,you guys should check out the open post,the Warlus has gone batshit crazy

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:56pm.

Me too. Images I can never erase.

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Submitted by gina latina on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:54pm.
Smurfy!! OMG how ya been woman? Tanto tiempo!

Just here... this is where the cool kids hang out :P
I love Heights too, I'll go there in a dlisted second.

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I can stand on this. But I can't do ledges cuz I have an overwhelming urge to throw myself off. I think that's some kinda vertigo, achally.

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