Farewell, Mrs. Slocombe
When my ass didn't have cable, I used to watch Are You Being Served? all the time, so this news hurts deep! The Daily Mail says that Mollie Sugden, the genius actress who played Mrs. Slocombe on the show, died today at the age of 86. Mollie's agent said that she was battling an illness for quite some time.
Mollie is survived by her twin sons. They were by her side when she went off to the giant department store in the sky.
Mrs. Slocombe is my forever favorite on that show, because she talked about her pussy all the time. Mrs. Slocombe in her cotton candy wig yammering on about her pussy will make me laugh until I queef every time.
Rest in peace, Mrs. Slocombe... Heaven is now brighter. No, it really is, because of her technicolor wigs.
Here's a classic clip of Mrs. Slocombe talking about her wet pussy.