Wednesday, July 1st 2009

Farewell, Mrs. Slocombe

When my ass didn't have cable, I used to watch Are You Being Served? all the time, so this news hurts deep! The Daily Mail says that Mollie Sugden, the genius actress who played Mrs. Slocombe on the show, died today at the age of 86. Mollie's agent said that she was battling an illness for quite some time.

Mollie is survived by her twin sons. They were by her side when she went off to the giant department store in the sky.

Mrs. Slocombe is my forever favorite on that show, because she talked about her pussy all the time. Mrs. Slocombe in her cotton candy wig yammering on about her pussy will make me laugh until I queef every time.

Rest in peace, Mrs. Slocombe... Heaven is now brighter. No, it really is, because of her technicolor wigs.

Here's a classic clip of Mrs. Slocombe talking about her wet pussy.


Posted by: Michael K


NOOOOOOOO..........ugh now I'm going to be sad as I sleep.

Bag of Dirt's picture

John Inman (Mr. Humphries), and just a few months ago Wendy Richard (Miss Brahms) from breast cancer. Now Mollie Sugden!!!!! This is REALLY a death that saddens me. Sure, she lived to a great old age, but that lady was HILARIOUS! A true comedic genius. Love, Love, Love her and she will be sadly missed.

I was still reeling over the death of Wendy Richard (Miss Brahms on "Are You Being Served?" and Pauline Fowler on "EastEnders").

Fuckity Fuck Fuck! I'm serious....this dying shit needs to quit!

Frost's picture

I used to watch this in reruns/syndication on PBS when I was a little girl; it only got better when I got older and understood what the hell all was happening. This is why we need public fucking television, people! To hell with "The Phantom Tollbooth": bring on technicolor hair and high-maintenance pussays!

@snowpiece: it's booo-kaaaay! Boookaaaayy! XD Dammnit, I want to know what the hell Sheridan says to her to get all that money. I'm in school and I'd like some matching silk pajamas for me and my friends.

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missy's picture

I FUCKIN LOVE THAT SHOW!

Mr. ... the twinky gay grey haired one.. he was hilars as well.

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dogfood's picture

have there ever been any other shows where such an elegant woman has a different hair color for every episode?

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dogfood's picture

oh mrs slocombe. i'll never forget her mae west-inspired portrayal of a gangster's moll while saving grace brothers from those two robbers.

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walker's picture

This lady is hot! RIP!

ahhh! so sad! i used to watch this show all the time when I was younger. Im not sure why I found the show funny because I was definately too young to get the pussy humor.

gordy21's picture

I remember watching this show really late at night. It was so funny when she and Mr. Humphreys went at it...the best!

NativeNYker's picture

She was brilliant! Great delivery.

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Marilyn v2.0's picture

Ohhhhhh.... this is not the sadness I wanted tonight. :( I adore AYBS and have every episode on video cassette (recorded from the local PBS station). I always looked to Mrs. Slocombe like the sweet old grandma I wish I had. I loved her stories about Mrs. Axelby. Remember when she almost got married to the greek man, and when she started having 'erotic dreams' about Mr. Humphries? I love Mollie Sugden, and she'll truly be missed, but will always have a place in my heart.

Here is a clip to my favorite episode of AYBS that centers on Mrs. Slocombe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxAXFdpMgak

Farewell, Mollie. You were a worldwide treasure.

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....Bye Mrs. Slocombe :(

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Vermithrax's picture

Rest in peace Mollie.

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See You Next Tuesday's picture

I don't have any idea who this is, but her old lady hair is AWESOME... so R.I.P. awesome old lady hair lady!

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

anony54321's picture

first mr humprhies, then miss brahms, and now mrs slocombe.

i think i will go brush my pussy then go to sleep.

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good night mrs slocombe, if only our politicians could deliver the goods with so straight a face and so stiff an upper lip!

here's to you and your pussy.

Dirk Diggler's picture

John Inman, and then Mollie Sugden... Two brilliant comedians who made millions laugh, over several generations. Sadness indeed.

HereForTheRide's picture

This gives me the major sads. My ex-husband and I used to watch this show on Saturday nights all the time.

I'll never forget one time he and I went to buy him a sport coat. He's standing there in the mirror looking at the length of sleeves as the salesmen is marking it for alteration. He asks the salesmen if the sleeves are too long and the guy says "They'll ride up with wear." We both almost died right there.

Rest in peace Mrs. Slocombe. You are and will be missed.

Sookie's picture

that is one pussy i will never forget.....
rip mollie =)

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JMP's picture

OK she was my favorite from Are you being served. TOO many are going.

I love, love, LOVE Mrs. Slocum!! "Are You Being Served" is one of my very favorite shows. It always cracked my up that my mother and aunt (83 and 84, respectively) also loved the show. I never could figure out why they loved it so, since I was SURE they didn't get most of the sub-text humor.

RIP, Molly!

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Submitted by eva2009 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:36pm.
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Piss off, tosser!

People are grieving here~

Trevor Sensible's picture

The Reaper has been working overtime for the last week. RIP Molly.
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Sock-Monkey's picture

Sad, but now her pussy has some lovely wings.

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eva2009's picture

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sybil's picture

SADDDD!!!! I love this show, Mrs.Slocum was fabulous! I'm guessing Young Mr.Grace is already gone? RIP Mollie!

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KidL's picture

RIP, Mollie. I loved you as Mrs. Solcombe.

z-listed's picture

Oh no, I will miss her but I have a feeling she will live forever in re-runs on PBS. I hope wherever they are, she and her pussy are very happy together.

You know, the actress who played Miss Brahams, and later Pauline Fowler on Eastenders, dies too earlier this year. Where have all the good old ones gone?

Talkdirty2me's picture

Oh NOOO! To this day whenever I go home I watch this show with my Scottish gran. I love her and Mr. Humphries. When she gets to heaven you can bet God will say "You've all done very well."

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luscious_t's picture

PBS best better be running an AYBS? marathon this weekend! Would be PERFECT for the 4th~~~

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Madam Pince's picture

Thank you, Miss Mollie, for making our lives brighter with your wigs and talking about your pussy.

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Mr. Mercury's picture

Goddamn...no one could wear a turquoise wig like Mrs. S! When she gets to heaven, I'm sure she'll say: "Are you free, God?" You know he will be.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Tracy Lynn's picture

NOOOO!!!! I didn't get cable until 2000, so I was stuck with Are You Being Served or some horrible slop. I watched it, and then just loved that show!

I gotta go look for some reruns or dvds or something... I have the sads.

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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:08pm.
When I get old this woman will be my template. Well her, Jessica Fletcher, and Bea Arthur.
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Add in Ouiser from "Steel Magnolias" and that's my list, too.

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goodA's picture

This is really sad. I have a full set of "Are You Being Served?" DVDs. I especially loved the episodes where they retired. I still watch them sometimes.RIP

angel_i's picture

RIP. Awesome show. Tho I haven't seen it in years I remember it fondly.

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force noir's picture

This sucks!
She was a big hero of mine. Breakout the tea and cookies and
all my AYBS dvds. RIP Mollie.

Because of this, I found out that John Inman died two years ago. He was my favorite from AYBS. Sad. RIP, Mrs. S.

D.R.'s picture

Rest in peace. :( I loved that show.

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joanne's picture

RIP and thanks for the laughs.

Kandykane's picture

lol funny and very risque too considering the times and all.

mharker's picture

I used to watch this show on PBS as a teenager (10 years ago, there were more than 4 channels then) and I thought it was cool simply because it was British. Really, it was a stupid program. Maybe because British laugh tracks are a lot louder than American ones, so it's like everything is amazingly hilarious, even things that aren't. Not that Americans don't have stupid shows, but still. At least PBS also showed Coupling, which made up for it.

R.I.P. Mrs. Slocombe, but I don't miss AYBS.

letinstar's picture

rest in peace...i hope mollie's pussy stays dry wherever she at...
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