Wednesday, July 1st 2009
White Oprah Is Still Delusional
Living Lohan only lasted one season and White Oprah tells Life & Style that it was her choice to quit that bitch. Yeah, she wants us to believe that she willingly walked away from a working camera. Don't shove chalk up my nose and tell me it's coke!
White Oprah said, "I only did the show to defuse the rumors. And then they wanted us to do these crazy things, like my son cheating on his girlfriend, me faking a pregnancy. I was like, 'No, no, no! They had ideas that weren't conducive to our ideas."
Like we'd believe White Oprah could actually conceive a child. I'm sure Child Protective Services has already confiscated her uterus by law.
The producers probably just asked her to pretend to be a good mother. CRAZY!!!
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I really do hate how reality shows set up dramatic situations to be more TV worthy & entertaining, but in this case I feel like all the drama was already there, they are just projecting it at the wrong angle. They are so fucked up as a family this one should have been a piece of cake.
Snowy, Sibsi, Jack, Freebird, et al.: "PR PR Person of the Month Lunch." Somewhere I saw outtakes of Jennifer Saunders flubbing that line over & over ... hilarious. I loved that show.
They're not "rumors" when they're true.
Her ideas include making one daughter a crackie and pimping the other one to anyone who'll take her.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:41pm.
Sibsi haha ha The PR persons PR award, something like that. Or the PR PR award
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And then she lost and they ended up on some Trash Island!
I LOVED THAT SHOW!!!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:41pm.
haha ha The PR persons PR award, something like that. Or the PR PR award
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That's it! PR PR awards. Eddie's speech about being tired of all the aids, misery and suffering benefits was amazing too. Jennifer is just such an amazing writer.
I miss that show so much =\
I'd imagine that, if it were still around, they would make fun of all the obnoxious momagers such as Dina. Oh and it would be glorious too.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:41pm.
Sibsi haha ha The PR persons PR award, something like that. Or the PR PR award
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I loved that show!
What is Living Lohan? :D Her reality show?
If I heard of it, I forgot that it existed.
Ooops-a-daisy!
Who gives any sort of a fuck about this crusty old spaniel and anything it has to say?
Please, it was the other way around. She wanted to pull all that crap and the producers said "bitch, please" and walked.
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Sibsi haha ha The PR persons PR award, something like that. Or the PR PR award
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Good grief, did she apply her lip liner with her feet or what?
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:33pm.
Lindsay is so boring to me solo but toss Ali and White Oprah in and as Patsy would say " 'The dull' is turned into 'the delicious'. "
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I love that episode where this is said, if that's where I think the quote is from?
Is it when they were discussing Eddie's job? I think Saf asked what was it exactly that she did and Eddie and Patsy started spouting a bunch of hilarious nonsense.
Naomi was in this episode too later on! In some sort of PR award Eddie tried to organize in order to congratulate herself, yes?
Slow news day?
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Fuck just go away already.
Jeez, will someone please shoot her.
How irrelevent.
Just go away Lohans. No one likes you. We're not even mildly curious about your trainwreck lives anymore. It's over. Die already.
Wow, some people make me so mad. Like we don't know they are all a bunch of attention whores.
Yeah right she quit!
Shit show got AXED ho!
I always wondered who the fuck was watching that shit
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
She looks like the caption this post mother. Can't stand this wench or her daughter.
Lindsay is so boring to me solo but toss Ali and White Oprah in and as Patsy would say " 'The dull' is turned into 'the delicious'. "
We can always count on this bitch to make us laugh with her delusional statements.
I cannot believe how well worded her statements are for someone living in la-la-land like her though.
She totally looks like she is about to spit out a load.
Pig snout.