Wednesday, July 1st 2009
White Oprah Is Still Delusional
Living Lohan only lasted one season and White Oprah tells Life & Style that it was her choice to quit that bitch. Yeah, she wants us to believe that she willingly walked away from a working camera. Don't shove chalk up my nose and tell me it's coke!
White Oprah said, "I only did the show to defuse the rumors. And then they wanted us to do these crazy things, like my son cheating on his girlfriend, me faking a pregnancy. I was like, 'No, no, no! They had ideas that weren't conducive to our ideas."
Like we'd believe White Oprah could actually conceive a child. I'm sure Child Protective Services has already confiscated her uterus by law.
The producers probably just asked her to pretend to be a good mother. CRAZY!!!
Most likely White O also believes Kathy Hilton and Ann Dexter-Jones are socialites. (Double-barreled name, oooh. Impressive. She's nothing but a divorced and remarried Raggedy Ann-looking hag.) Sam's obviously into Lindsay, and no one of these persons is any less trashy than the other, so it's all just really gross. And boring.
Why is she named "white Oprah"?
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One of THE most delusional broads in H-town!
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Unbalance diet is not good for a person. Eat leafy and green vegetables. Cleansing and proper diet is what we need in order to lose our weight. Too much weight is the result of overeating and eating fatty foods. We've all heard about different diets, and this one almost insults the intelligence, and it's called a calorie restriction diet plan. A calorie restriction diet plan is what a diet means! Eat fewer calories per day and eat healthier food and you live better, feel better, and lose weight – how insightful! It was recently touted on Oprah, and let's hope no one gets quick cash loans to buy any books on the topic. The couple on the show advocated – oh here's a shocker – eating fewer calories and eating more fruits, vegetables, and lean meats. It's a no brainer, and no one should really get any payday loans towards anyone selling the calorie restriction diet plan.
About Britcoms, has anyone here seem the Thin Blue Line? That shit is so funny it splits my sides.
prophetmohamed, I'm going to make a wild stab in the dark and say you don't seem to like that family. :)
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 7:23pm.
"They had ideas that weren't conducive to our ideas...
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for instance, *I* wanted to fake an overdose!"
Angel...she could have at least faked an orgasm.
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Ooh. Orgasm! I should have said orgasm! Way better.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
mmmkay....
passing Valium and voddy shot to 'prophetmohamed.'
You put waaaaaaaaaay too much thought into that! Not that I disagree with you....
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Submitted by prophetmohamed on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:34pm.
oo lil miss divorced parents long island new york trashy my moms a drunken fame whore who pimps my lil sis and my dads a convict and i show my vagina to the world while im drunk and skeeted out my mind on nose candy ..lindsay lohan and her mommy have another im better than u press release…. why in the holy name of jesus christ our lord do we not tie her to a parachute and drop her over a north korean torture camp to b raped and beaten and raped again with bamboo poles and beaten with rifle butts and raped again with broken coca cola bottles and finally used as a sex slave for all the other dirty male prisoners and denied food but not water till she fucking dies the most horrible death imagineable for any woman…maybe then she can refuckingthink her stuck up im better than u my whole family should b famous rich and entitled...and after we stand up as a whole america and make this happen ...then we let white oprah do a press conference and see what she says then..then drop white oprah and lil sis ali in the same camp and let that b a lesson to self righteous rich entitled fucks all over this country. !!!
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
They should produce an infomercial on how to look twenty years older than your actual age. Oh, and I love how spammers are actually putting a little effort in their posts. It's admirable.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
I heard she's is going to be doing a reality show called Cougars Family Lohan.
this e.t. looking bitch.....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by prophetmohamed on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:34pm.
So basically you are trying to say that the Lohans are, "...in a good place right now".
why are people interested in talking about her even though these are fake things? you should have known the fake news about her pregnancy and
her joining the free cougar dating site called ~~~~~~~~sugarmommamatch.com~~~~~~~~I can not believe any piece of her news.
oo lil miss divorced parents long island new york trashy my moms a drunken fame whore who pimps my lil sis and my dads a convict and i show my vagina to the world while im drunk and skeeted out my mind on nose candy ..lindsay lohan and her mommy have another im better than u press release…. why in the holy name of jesus christ our lord do we not tie her to a parachute and drop her over a north korean torture camp to b raped and beaten and raped again with bamboo poles and beaten with rifle butts and raped again with broken coca cola bottles and finally used as a sex slave for all the other dirty male prisoners and denied food but not water till she fucking dies the most horrible death imagineable for any woman…maybe then she can refuckingthink her stuck up im better than u my whole family should b famous rich and entitled...and after we stand up as a whole america and make this happen ...then we let white oprah do a press conference and see what she says then..then drop white oprah and lil sis ali in the same camp and let that b a lesson to self righteous rich entitled fucks all over this country. !!!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 7:23pm.
"They had ideas that weren't conducive to our ideas...
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for instance, *I* wanted to fake an overdose!"
Angel...she could have at least faked an orgasm.
"They had ideas that weren't conducive to our ideas...
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for instance, *I* wanted to fake an overdose!"
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Why can't this cunt just die? Along with her cunt daughters.
She love to talk!
Beat Biter, Dope Style Taker... MC Lyte
cps should be on standby the second white oprah talks about being pregnant, real or fake...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Is she gnawing on cud?
RIGHT, White Oprah. We believes ya. Really.
"have we got a video?"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:35pm.
it's so funny because we are talking about Brit coms in two threads now.
Speaking of French and Saunders have you ever seen The Vicar of Dibley?
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I blame it all on TexnDoc!
The Vicar of Dibley is also another excellent one. I've never seen a show with such a perfect mix of funny and poignant.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:45pm.
This twat just can't keep her yap shut, can she?
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I cannot wait for the day Lindsay pulls her head out of her fireass, gets sober and writes an amazing tell all book about this snake whore pit viper.
*eta: Eddy's son's name was Serge, I think.
I almost died when she finally tracked him down and was losing her shit 'cause he was gay.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:40pm.
@ Snowy, Peachy & Sibsi - "Answer the DOOR NEIL"
That's bringing back memories!
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Oh, it's vvvrrrrick! says VIVian.
I thought WO had died tragically last year. Or maybe that was merely my hopes. I'm sure Hohan wishes the same. LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Jan, thanks! over here watching it now, LMAO, memories and flashbacks, what was Edie's son named again?
Something with an "S"?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
This twat just can't keep her yap shut, can she? And maybe cleaning the blow out of her nose might be a good idea.
Snowy: Got it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1wK8LkgXaU
Dina looks a lot like my auntie Bess. She lost a tusk due to cocaine abuse! Shame.
@ Snowy, Peachy & Sibsi - "Answer the DOOR NEIL"
That's bringing back memories!
OT: Dina Lohan is more gopher than she is pig. Ever notice how some people look like animals? Wish she'd crawl into a hole.
PS I'm sorry to all the gophers I just insulted cuz most of them are totally cute.
Sibsi it's so funny because we are talking about Brit coms in two threads now.
Speaking of French and Saunders have you ever seen The Vicar of Dibley?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:18pm.
She PRs things, concepts, stuff.........LuLu!
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Damn it! You keep bringing up those quotes and people are looking at me funny right now, seeing how diet-coke shooting through the nose is always funny when it's not your nose involved!
Oh and White Oprah could only dream of having a pr pr person like Eddie, hah! Her wannabe pr/manager stunts are just ridiculous in comparison with what Eddie did for Lulu's career :D
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:18pm.
Sibsi OMG it's awesome, I mean if you like that kind of humor, which I can tell you do.
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I do love me some Britcoms for sure! Not that we can't make our own decent sitcoms and animated sitcoms too.
I'm always on the lookout for newer ones to get addicted. Older ones are harder though =\ Like the older sketches of French and Saunders /nerdrage~
Oh and for some newer sitcoms/dramedies, I recommend "Sugar Rush" and "The IT Crowd"
Both can be easily found over Youtube or: http://www.ovguide.com/
They've got a few links to watch The Young Ones over there too. I hope they work, or I will be DEVASTATED if they're broken when I try to watch it later?
PeachPie :
"Crop rotation in the 14th century was significantly more widespread after.......John???"
"Cornflakes, cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes,Cornflakes, cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes, cornflakes"
"you'll never win, that's only 9 words"
"Answer the DOOR NEIL"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
But back to Dinah Lohan.
Vicarious-living, fame-whoring, stage mom. Of the worst ilk.
If she could get pregnant, she would. She'd have nontuplets to one-up the Octomom, and them pimp them all out for a sitcom and turn them into deranged slut junkies by age two.
Does this bitch think anyone still cares about her daughter, let alone her?
Wow, I was going to bring up The Young
Ones but figured no one else would know
what I was talking about!
Hey everybody I'm back.
Dear white Oprah.. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
gia: LMAO "Vyvyian! that's a girls name"
My fave was Rik.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Don't shove chalk up my nose and tell me it's coke!" You rock so hard, MK! :D
And White Oprah needs to be bitch-slapped.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:08pm.
Did any of you used to watch The Young Ones?
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I used to LOVE The Young Ones!! I think when MTV has some coolness left in it they showed some episodes...Of course Vyvyan Basterd was my fave.
Also French and Saunders?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Sibsi OMG it's awesome, I mean if you like that kind of humor, which I can tell you do. Plus Jennifer Saunders was involved since she was/is (?) married to one of the guys....
and appears in a guest role.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
<"Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:15pm.">
She PRs things, concepts, stuff.........LuLu!
Submitted by January72 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:01pm.
Snowy, Sibsi, Jack, Freebird, et al.: "PR PR Person of the Month Lunch." Somewhere I saw outtakes of Jennifer Saunders flubbing that line over & over ... hilarious. I loved that show.
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Okay, now that's it! The PR PR Person of the Month!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:08pm.
Did any of you used to watch The Young Ones?
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Oh, this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Young_Ones_(TV_series)?
I haven't had the chance, but first thing I'm going to do when time becomes available is to find a way to watch it at your recommendation ;)
LOVED the Young Ones! "Dr. Martens, Dr. Martens, Dr. Martens BOOTS!"
the lohans does not deserve the life they are living! cant stand none of them morons
"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."
Did any of you used to watch The Young Ones?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
January72 I'd love to see that, if you remember where it was...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice