Thursday, July 2nd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 1st!
When it comes to 12 year-old Eugene...Danny Devito, you ARE the father - Master Blaster
Runners-up:
" Take 42! Hayden, please put your clothes back on, some of the crew have vomited! " - El Bastardo
I KNEW Speidi was testing that dry shampoo on animals! - freebird
God bless his little heart: he's sure Megan Fox will accept his rose - Mrs. Peel
Thanks Stoney
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Courtesy of the Mad Scientologist:
Mix equal parts Tom Cruise and John Travolta for baldness pattern, eye crinkles and arrogant smirk. Add a dash of Will Smith for the ears, a pinch of Leah Remini's daughter for the adultbaby vibe and a hefty dash of Kirstie Alley for the skin folds and double chin.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Verne Troyer has really let himself go.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Prince Percy II of England 2054. Cousins marrying cousins.
Lil Elxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
The real look Jacko was going for.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Put a dead possum on it’s head and viola Kate Grossling.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Minnie Driver got a crewcut?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Orit Fux' childhood photos are finally revealed. Unfortunately we still don't know if there was ever a dick on this pig.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
You know it is time to stop drinking and start staying home on Friday nights when you wake up next to this on Saturday morning.
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Never Can Say Goodbye
After their first son was born, Matthew and Sarah Jessica decided to try again. This result prompted them to hire a surrogate for the next go around.
Me Bill O'Reilly. We'll do it live.
Yeah, Paris fucked this guy too.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The unfortunate result of a night of drunken passion shared between Willard Scott and Al Roker.
Despite evidence to the contrary, Phoebe Price insists she never had plastic surgery.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
When asked by Martin Bashir what happened to his brown fur, Mr. Feival claimed he lost it because of vitiligo
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Will some one please put Dick Cheney back in his onesy.
They finally released Bronx Mowgli's baby pics!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Who knew Rush Limbaugh had kids?
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A never-before-seen look at Nicole Kidman while she was pregnant and unable to get Botox injections.
If Pigman had a car, he'd give you a ride.
His adultfarmfriendfinder.com profile says that he promises to make you squeal as he porks your brains out.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
OMG Seth Rogen really DID get Heiiiiigl pregnant!
Despite strict HIPPA laws, details of Danny Devito's last physical exam have been released to the tabloids.
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Never Can Say Goodbye
Before it became Madonna's cheek implants...
Perhaps if it had actually been funny walrus...
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" Take 42! Hayden, please put your clothes back on, some of the crew have vomited! "
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
LOL at that one...
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:31pm.
Well I'll be damned. Apparently, Billie Jean WAS his girl.
WTF is that, is today nausea day? Eww MK you are totally grossing me out today.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:27pm.
Not cool.
Sugar baby, you be hilarious. You've been averaging 1000000000 posts a day making fun of a dead man, I think it's so funny that you have the balls to judge! Just remember, God watches everything you do!
Bubbles, I know you want to honor Michael, but that is not a good look for you.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:27pm.
Not cool.
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Yeah, especially since my dad just told me last night that for the past year he's suspected that he's in the early stages. Too close to home.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Bus to hell?
Bubbles is having skin lightening, thats nice!
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
Well I'll be damned. Apparently, Billie Jean WAS his girl.
What Kate looks like without the beaver pelt.
I don't have a caption, but that thing is so ugly its cute.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
behold the heretofore unrevealed surrogate mother of Michael's third child.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Oops, someone forgot to tell Miley about the dangers of inbreeding.
Gwyneth Paltrow proves that some people need makeup.
"[Lesbianism is] not a word I like. As a matter of fact lesbianism has always left a very nasty taste in my mouth." - Dame Edna Everage
Falkor has really let himself go.
On other news, the swine flu has mutated yet again...
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:27pm.
Not cool.
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Age advancement technology illustrates what Perez Hilton will look like at 70.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
About time we got a picture of one of MJ's real kids.
OHHHHHHHH! I forgot I sent this to MK.
LMAO!
*blondeface*
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In other news, former Mayor Ed Koch was released from the hospital today.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
I feel weird.
"Ali Buttons Lohan"
Long Island Hospital
July 1, 1994
Why is yall talkin about me in here?
LOL snowy.
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Michael J. Fox is getting more and more frail as his Parkinsons progresses.
Close-ups are not in Brendan Frasier's favor.