Thursday, July 2nd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 1st!
When it comes to 12 year-old Eugene...Danny Devito, you ARE the father - Master Blaster
Runners-up:
" Take 42! Hayden, please put your clothes back on, some of the crew have vomited! " - El Bastardo
I KNEW Speidi was testing that dry shampoo on animals! - freebird
God bless his little heart: he's sure Megan Fox will accept his rose - Mrs. Peel
Thanks Stoney
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"Hayden Panettiere Bares It All In 'I Love You, Beth Cooper"
The first picture ever where not one DLister noticed a nip slip.
In Spain, they usually eat every part of the pig but they didn't even touch Fishsticks Paltrow.
People-this is 2009!!! When are you all going to stop making fun of our Swine-American friends??? Just because they eat slop and live in a sty, doesn't mean they aren't just like you and me!
Ratatouwee!
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Verne Troyer and a pig made sweet love, and 9 months later, well you know what happened.
Do you need help little man!!!!???
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Discovered on MJ's computer: pictures of Shrek as a naked 6 year old.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Makin Bacon is no longer a phrase, it's a past time for mid-west hog farmers.
We met during Gay Pride weekend. With my beer goggles on, he looked like a young Ernest Borgnine, but now I see he's just an old Zac Efron.
As a desperate attempt for more attention David Gest releases his baby pictures to the media.
I give up...during our online chats, he seemed like such a gentlemen and he turned out to be a complete pig!
Run for cover, Paris Hilton's crotch creatures are mutating!
How disappointing. Val Kilmer used to be hawt.
"Let me tell you something 'bout my ratpack...we are as tiik as teeves"
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Now I regret asking her to shave her beaver.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Another tragic example of childhood stardom....Ratatouille
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Will be on public display Friday at Neverland Ranch.
To her horror Stoney realised she had sent her own childhood photo to Mk.
NoAnjl 4th? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :o)
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
Michael K, you are posting some really gross stuff today.
"Bitch looks like the reflection of a downsy pony in a funhouse mirror."
Sweet weeping Jesus on the cross --- ANOTHER picture of Gary Busey?
Finally, Katie Holmes decides that marriage to Tom has taken to high a toll.
El Bastardo,
Ah thanks lova. The money was sent to your paypal.
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Please tell me he has lobster claw hands.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Debbie Rowe vlogs her latest appeal to get the kids back.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Not a caption: Is this gross out MJT day?!?!?! *pukes*
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*Blondeface*
Now we really know what was under Bret Michael's bandana.
Smile for the camera, JJ Federline!
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Oops, looks like Posh skipped her botox appointment!
sans fards
To everyone who wants Lady Gaga to lose the hair and makeup-- be careful what you wish for!
MTV True Life: I am the secret love child of Dina and Grandma Wrinkles
Bill Clinton denies having sex with Miss Piggy in the oval office, but this photo proves otherwise.
Cha Cha Cha Chia Pig
I always thought Renee Zellweger's eyes were squintier than that.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:42pm.
Now that is some BENJAMIN PIGGIN'S SHIT.
That made me oink! Hahahahaha!
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
What Kramer saw in the hospital.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Dear Diary,
I will NEVER AGAIN open Hillary Duff's dressing room door without knocking first.
I will NEVER AGAIN open Hillary Duff's dressing room door without knocking first.
I will NEVER AGAIN open Hillary Duff's dressing room door without knocking first.
I will NEVER AGAIN open Hillary Duff's dressing room door without knocking first.
I will NEVER AGAIN open Hillary Duff's dressing room door without knocking first.
I will NEVER AGAIN open Hillary Duff's dressing room door without knocking first.
I will NEVER AGAIN open Hillary Duff's dressing room door without knocking first.
----->Ghosts Wear Boo Jeans<-----
Even a pig man can't have a nip-slip without the paparazzi being all over him.
This is the guy that gave Alvin, Simon and Theodore Jesus Juice...
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Proof Man-Bear-Pig is alive.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Hi ElB! Have a glorious 4th!!! xoxoxo
No wonder hes smiling. Nobody wants to bugger Phil Spector in the Big House now he hasnt got de Afro!
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
Not another Verne Troyer sex tape.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Now that is some BENJAMIN PIGGIN'S SHIT.
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Beth Ditto is signed on to star in 'GI Jane 2'
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
What Debbie Rowe's spawn would look like if MJ was the real donor.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Stoney
Don't be submitting photos of little plastic monster babies that look just like Michael J Fox if you don't appreciate the comments, dearie.
Maury sure shocked the shit out of Rosie O' Donnell when he revealed that HE... WAS THE FATHER OF LITTLE SUSIE.
If Miley Cyrus twitters just one more photo from her movie, I'm gonna cut a bitch!!