Thursday, July 2nd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 1st!
When it comes to 12 year-old Eugene...Danny Devito, you ARE the father - Master Blaster
Runners-up:
" Take 42! Hayden, please put your clothes back on, some of the crew have vomited! " - El Bastardo
I KNEW Speidi was testing that dry shampoo on animals! - freebird
God bless his little heart: he's sure Megan Fox will accept his rose - Mrs. Peel
Thanks Stoney
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I KNEW Speidi was testing that dry shampoo on animals!
The love child of Michael Jackson and Ben finally surfaces.
Caroline Manzo's nipple slip, caught on camera.
Filming so many seasons of Seinfeld finally took a toll on George Costanza. Tsk.
His favorite pick-up line: "Would you like a little pork?"
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Why did they have to leak the Michael Jackson autopsy photos???
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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On the season premier of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey", Dina Manzo's ex-husband and Mr Wrinkles' father are revealed to be one in the same!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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This is why you need to say "prune" when your picture is taken!
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:08pm.
From the set of the new movie, "I Was a Teenage What the Fuck Is That?"
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I like this one!
Quade, start the reactor!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Yoda and Whoopi Goldberg got some 'splainin to do.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
If this was YOUR baby pic, you'd have implants like Jordan too.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Trollsen Twins Real Father Comes Forward, Says Maternal Mare Euthanized.
Still a harelip away from resembling a member of the British royal family.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Prince Charles finally got his ears tucked.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Micheal Jackson used a sperm donor.
OH i just had to stop and say Ohhhhhhhhhhhh :)cutes
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"I only direct in self-defense."
-Mel Brooks
Maury: And in the case of Baby Max, Bat Boy...you ARE the father.
Is her continuing quest to go "au naturale", Posh went sans fards in public for the first time
Cameron Diaz is looking rough.
*blargh!!* wtf is that thing??
NoAnjl 4eva!!! Happy 4th baby doll!
I hate talking to this guy, his breath is bad and he's such a boar.
When you look at it that way, all of Paris Hilton's surgeries HAVE been a major improvement.
Less than a month in the joint and Phil Spector has already gained 20lbs.
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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and he's got his own dating reality show on VH1 too...
Kramer finally found the PigMan he was looking for
From the set of the new movie, "I Was a Teenage What the Fuck Is That?"
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy's love child discovered!
Reason 70,562 why I need to stop going on Craigslist M4M.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
When it comes to 12 year-old Eugene...Danny Devito, you ARE the father!
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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This one gets my vote!
Submitted by leasemb on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:52pm.
As a desperate attempt for more attention David Gest releases his baby pictures to the media.
Pixar got a greenlite to remake "The Secret of Nimh" it's offical my childhood is gone.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Reason why Clooney has never gotten married, he's busy raising his son by his late wife, Max, the 300-lb potbelly pig.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
JA - nighters hon, have a great weekend. I'm on vaca til Tues! xo, forever and ever
Wallace Shawn of Princess Bride fame just gets cuter with age....INCONCEIVABLE!!!!
This is some Benjamin Button's shit...
Wow. With a face like that Perez Hilton really has no business making comments about anyone.
Crapface is the new Crapface
Ali Lohan nip slip.
Goodnite kidz!
NoAnjlxxxxxxxxx :)
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
Ned Beatty was a HAMsome little baby.
I had no clue that Beth Ditto was even pregnant.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Vader may be your father, Luke, but you're still my bitch.
Lindsay Lohan, six months from now.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The harsh reality faced on "Teddy Ruxpin: The E! True Hollywood Story"
No doubt Gwynneth calls him William.
Tara Reids nipple magnified 1000x.
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
Aw, hell no! Yoda's got a sex tape!
The reason the title of the show is "Jon and Kate Plus 8" is because number nine is kept locked in the attic.
And this little piggy had chi chis...
OK...so doc....here is what happened...the last thing I know I was in a Hollywood club and was introduced to one Paris Hilton...the next thing I know I woke up and looked like this!
Dammit! Who left Kidman out in the sun again?