Thursday, July 2nd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 1st!
When it comes to 12 year-old Eugene...Danny Devito, you ARE the father - Master Blaster
Runners-up:
" Take 42! Hayden, please put your clothes back on, some of the crew have vomited! " - El Bastardo
I KNEW Speidi was testing that dry shampoo on animals! - freebird
God bless his little heart: he's sure Megan Fox will accept his rose - Mrs. Peel
Thanks Stoney
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I don't doubt that is Debbie Rowe's child. C'mon look at the eyes!
Jackson's bastard son gotta get paid!
Years of 'Goop' finally caught up to ole Fishsticks Paltrow.
Blanket finally takes his mask off.
awww...Perez finally stopped dying his hair...much better now!
Lady GaGa's baby pic leaked all over the internet, but Michael K was the only blogger with the stomach to post it.
Gov. Sanford's beautiful and 'true love' story unfolded with this troll.
Nathan Lane: "No to Botox!"
Tom Cruise pre e-meter
The close-up of the Parker-Broderick twin on the right.
It's Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.
Old McDonald had a scary, freaky mutha f'n thing.
E I E I O. With a WTF? here and a WTF? there. Here a WTF?
There a WTF? Everywhere a WTF?
The first outing for the Montag-Pratt offspring. Conceived during the swine flu epidemic. Guess the masks didn't work...
Lead me not into temptation...I can find my own way
HA! Bernard "Bernie" Madoff doesn't look as arrogant now that he's had a prison head shave and a delousing.
The long-awaited first pictures of Mercy. Turns out Vadge didn't adopt, she's biological!
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They speak of my drinking, but never my thirst....
***Exclusive from News of the World****
Sarah Palin without the lipstick...
Looks like Gollum is on the Kirstie Alley diet plan
After a huge custody battle, the real father of Michael Jackson's children is revealed.
OMG - what IS that?
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
Is Hayden getting old?
The newest face of radio, Rosie O'Donnell promotes her show on the Sirius XM Stars channel.
Paris Hilton was warned not to breed.
Panatroll nip slip
Jessica Alba finally smiles.
That'll do, pig.
Karen Mulder's plastic surgeon finally relented and reversed the surgery.
The record company's first attempt at creating Lady Gaga didn't turn out quite right...
THIS is why Kim won't quit that wig.
Nicole Kidman in her natural state. With out the buttload of plastic surgey and botox.
Wow! The mortician made Michael Jackson look so life like!
Who knew that under the Wayne's World cap Mike Myers was sporting the Phil Specter look?
Elizabeth Taylor finally issues a statement on the loss of close friend, Michael Jackson.
I guess those nude photos of John Travolta finally leaked.
The Jackson family releases photographic evidence of the early conception attempts of MJ and Debbie Rowe.
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There's the door, spaceman.
Stephanie Pratt takes her new nose to the beach.
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
I told you not feed Vern after midnight.
Side effects of Swine Flu. Don't let this happen to you, WASH YOUR HANDS!!!
What Richard Gere's colonoscopy discovered.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i want that thing whatever it is. it's so ugly it's cute.
Big nose, whiskers, nipple displayed: definitely a Hilton.
When asked to comment, the possum said Kate paid well for his hair but became irate when he wouldn't include his balls in the deal. That, he said, is when Jon seemed to clue in.
After running out of children in this dimension, Brangelina has now started adopting children from Middle Earth.
Submitted by HellaciousB on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:36pm.
Perez Hilton.
DITTO!
Sweetas, have a great 4th hon!!! xoxo
look what they found still living at neverland...
Look what crawled out of the North Carolina sewer.
Fame hasn't gone to Miley's head, she still gives free lapdances at family reunions.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nice obscure pop-culture reference. Just need a gal with three breasts to round it out... The thing that creeps me out is the skin is too realistic...
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:20pm.
Quade, start the reactor!
Perez Hilton.
And I just think Spain is so much better than the US and...oops, there goes my nipple again! Tee hee hee.