Thursday, July 2nd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 1st!
When it comes to 12 year-old Eugene...Danny Devito, you ARE the father - Master Blaster
Runners-up:
" Take 42! Hayden, please put your clothes back on, some of the crew have vomited! " - El Bastardo
I KNEW Speidi was testing that dry shampoo on animals! - freebird
God bless his little heart: he's sure Megan Fox will accept his rose - Mrs. Peel
Thanks Stoney
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In this week's US WEEKLY!
Learn shocking details that Danielle didn't know:
KEVIN JONAS' SECRET LOVE CHILD!!!
*What Kevin REALLY uses his purity ring for!
*The REAL reason Lindsay Lohan went to "rehab"!
*Disney's plans to propel this 'babe' to SUPERSTARDOM!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Gwyneth Paltrow assures the FDA that her GOOP beauty treaments don't need to be tested on animals. "After all," she quipped, "just look what it's done for my little Apple."
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Ann Coulter gives birth to Rush Limbaugh love child
The Curious Case of Rojo Caliente.
Manbearpig turned out to be only Manpig. Sorry Al Gore.
Next on Behind the Music: A candid look at Britney stripped clean before the stylists prepare her for The Circus...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Is this one Tabitha Hodge or Marion Elwell? I can't tell them apart.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
TI's wife Tiny making that appearance money now that he's in jail.
they claimed they gave one back because jon and kate plus 9 didnt rhyme.
the actor and his wife are over the moon about they're newborn son, kevin bacon jr.
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Peter Jackson Sex Tape Too Scary for Kids (and the Internets!)
The First reported pics of Michael Jackosn's 4th child, called Pillow Pig, found in the game room of Jackosn's rented Homlby Hills estate.
Scandal! Who knew Danny DeVito and Mini Me had a baby!
What really happened to Michael Jackson.
This is what happens when you breastfeed squirrels while on crack. Run, Cleavage Squirrel, RUN!
the secret love child of chicken cutlets & rojo caliente!
I didn't know Rachel Zoe had a child!!!
Nine months after I had sex with Mickey Rourke, THIS is what happened.
Finally the spammer at Rich Singles is revealed.
@AshBone
Did you fall asleep at the wheel?
Fishsticks, your nipple's hanging out. Put it away or go back to Spain where that shit's more socially acceptable.
Who knew that Michael Jackson had age spots?
THAT'S SOME BENJAMIN NAKED MOLE RAT SHIT!
Kate and Tom's dinner guest arrives after a long trip.
Cosign!
Submitted by HellaciousB on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:36pm.
Perez Hilton.
First he lost Liza. Now Michael. David Gest would never be the same.
This is why Michael Jackson kept those kids covered. One of them was Wilbur!
Chris
Don't care what they post on TMZ this is the real Micheal Jackson autopsy photo.
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. Hunter S. Thompson
The minute the intern returned from maternity leave rumors started flying around the Whitehouse.
Mel Gibson: That CAN'T be my child! I demand a DNA test!
Doctor: Why don't you wait a bit Mr. Gibson? He just got hung up a bit in the birth canal. I'm sure his face will settle down in a week or so.
What Victoria Beckham looks like without makeup.
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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
"Violence is never the answer...NEV-VER...EV-VER!!!"
Please Gandalf, let me carry the RING OF POWER to Mordor.
The real Vincent Benedict from the movie Twins. A role Danny DeVito was born to play.
"Fortune and Glory" ~ Junior
Cleavage squirrel interviews with Matt Lauer.
Unable to identify which one is photographed above.
"Every moment I live is anguish. I long for the sweet embrace of the crypt."
"Fortune and Glory" ~ Junior
Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon misunderstood Michael when he said I want to be white, and assumed he said I want to be swine.
Posh Beckham was a baby only a mother pig could love.
...and THIS little piggy got a reality show on VH1!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
"Cruise? Holmes??? Where the hell are my milk and cookies?"
Poor Mariah, she shouldnt have ate her makeup artist and photoshop expert until after the shoot. How Dreadful!
Wow. This thread is frayed.
The Jonas brothers won't have sex before marriage because they were told "accidents" would look like this.
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"Here's wonkin' at you, Kid"
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"Here's wonkin' at you, Kid"
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"Here's wonkin' at you, Kid"