The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 1st!

When it comes to 12 year-old Eugene...Danny Devito, you ARE the father - Master Blaster

Runners-up:

" Take 42! Hayden, please put your clothes back on, some of the crew have vomited! " - El Bastardo

I KNEW Speidi was testing that dry shampoo on animals! - freebird

God bless his little heart: he's sure Megan Fox will accept his rose - Mrs. Peel

Thanks Stoney

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by eva2009 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:26am.

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I am a nice man. In the past I was always seeking my love. A friend told me a platform-

========sugarmommamatch. C o m =========where I knew my ideal match, a beautiful and

gentle woman. I hope more and more people can get happiness there. I believe "All shall

be well, and Jack shall have Jill".
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:20pm.

Yoiks! Ta MK and clowns!! Master, Freeorooni and Mrs Peel, super funny CT!!! Ta Stones 4 de pic! :)

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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:50am.

Congrats! You guys are hysterical!

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Submitted by lyandin on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:30am.

My friend recommended me a very interesting place *** marrymillionaire.com *** It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)

Submitted by McLovin on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:58am.

Nice work people!! Congrats to all.

Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:52am.

*Does Tiger Woods fist pump*

Finally! Thanks MK and my fellow Dlisters!!! You totally made my day! Congrats to ElB, freebird and Mrs. Peel! Live long and snarky.

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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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Submitted by Mrs. Peel on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:46am.

Thanks, Snowpiece! :)) Thanks all!
Congrats MB, Freebird, and ELB

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"Corny situations call for corny measures."

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:36am.

LMAO MB, freeeee and ELB
Mrs. Peel I told you that one was a winner!!!
congrats everyone!!!!!!!!these were hysterical!!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:06am.

Congrats, MasterBlaster. Funny hookah! WTG, ElB♥ and FreeB♥. Vera nice, Mrs. Peel!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:51am.

Nice! Good job all of you snarky beehotchess!!!!
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:40am.

Congrats Master Blaster, El Bastardo & Mrs. Peel!! Funny stuff!! Yay me!

Loozer, I totally feel like Jeremy Irons when he won the year after Dead Ringers! You are so funny!!!

Submitted by carriemo83 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:19am.

My friend recommended me a very interesting place ~~~ SugarDaddyChat.com ~~~ It's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man! Maybe you wanna check out.

Submitted by Walrus Talk on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:12am.

And if MY baby loses his pacifier, I got one, not two, but THREE more. I'm a playa, but it's cool, cuz I got it like that!!!

Submitted by Walrus Talk on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:11am.

I'M gonna dress MY baby in ALL brand names and if I can't afford it, I guess I'm gonna still it!!!!!

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:08am.

Congrats to all the winners!
Excellent Master Blaster! I tried coming up with a funny Devito reference, but wasn't successful.

Freebird! Way to Go! It is just like the Oscars. If you are snubbed one year, they make up for it the next. (Example: Jimmy Stewart not winning for Mr Smith Goes to Washington in 1939, but he won in 1940 for The Philadelphia Story)

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Never Can Say Goodbye

Submitted by Walrus Talk on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:58am.

Master Blaster, that was a funny one, luv! You are definitely still in the running to become America's Next Top Walrus!!! Congratulations!!!!!!!

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:54am.

Congratulations Master Blaster! That was really funny!

Congrats ElB, freebird and Mrs. Peel!!

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:44am.

Congratulations, you witty, heinous bitches!

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by tommyBee on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:35am.

"Yes I auditioned Megan Fox for her part in TRANSFORMERS and she "convinced" me she was the girl for the part"

Submitted by tommyBee on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:32am.

Ricky Hatton very disappointed with his title bout

Submitted by tommyBee on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:28am.

".....but trust me on the sunscreen"

Submitted by tommyBee on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:26am.

METH FUCKS YOU UP

Submitted by tommyBee on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:25am.

Iggy Pop really should know when to quit

Submitted by tommyBee on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:23am.

Kevin Jonas's wedding night sex tape

Submitted by moranstan on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:10am.

Michael Jackson has been reincarnated!

Submitted by Datura1207 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:00am.

John Travolta enjoys some downtime at this summer's Scientology conference.

Submitted by Walrus Talk on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:58am.

Cameron Diaz shaves her head for her role in "My Sister's Keeper".

Submitted by kimberloo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:29am.

NOW THAT'S SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON SHIT!

Submitted by Fame on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:21am.

Britty's 3rd child, conceived after her marathon mating session with a bag of cheetos.

Submitted by Oceannia420 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 5:13am.

♪ Long live ~~~~ the other, other 'white' meat!!!!

Submitted by mrsjcusack on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:03am.

the curious case of benjamin bacon

mrs. j. cusack

Submitted by starcasm.net on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:02am.

Dina Manzo from The Real Housewives of New Jersey adopts Alf

Submitted by BluMunster on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:01am.

Parasite Hiltons ancestery revealed!

Submitted by MissAnnThropy on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:41am.

First close up pics of SJP & Matthew Broderick's twins have surfaced...

Submitted by Hildaa1 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:27am.

First pic of Speidi's baby conceived in Mexico, luckily it was born wirhout the flu but unfortunately it's still a swine!

Submitted by Hildaa1 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:22am.

Madonna caught by surprise before going into makeup and wardrobe!

Submitted by gnarlyone on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:02am.

belisle or is it belial...from "Basketcase" saved by
modern medicine

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by gnarlyone on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:01am.

they shaved ALF???

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by jillz on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:43am.

Chemo'd Cameron Diaz
Madoff's good twin

Submitted by Moose_knuckle on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:38am.

Eh, I'd still hit it.

Submitted by StudentOfBubba on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:33am.

Let the rumors of Michael Jackson living in hiding like Elvis and Tupac... BEGIN!!

little boxes made of ticky tacky

Submitted by Kelkundici on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:29am.

Fuzzy Wuzzy wuzza Bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuddn't fuzzy
Wuzzee?

Submitted by Auggie96a on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:25am.

Early autopsy results of Michael Jackson have gone further than expected in documenting the plastic surgery of the pop legend. After 17 hours of removing prosthetics and scar tissue doctors discovered the Jackson was actually a very talented and large naked mole rat.

Submitted by ptard on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:55pm.

Oh, so THIS is what Michael K looks like... not as bad as I thought.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:14pm.

FFS. I thought the open post got rid of this problem.

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Submitted by tojo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:11pm.

Submitted by ms.tibbs on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:07pm.
Behold the hidden triplet of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick - you know, the one that got all the bad genes.

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um...didn't you mean "good" genes?

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