Wednesday, July 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Squirrel Eating A Lemon
After watching the epic grossness below, I needed a palette cleanser. So here's a squirrel eating a lemon without making a Squinty Zellweger face. I hope that after the squirrel threw down the lemon and attacked the camera, he went to rescue his friend Chichi Squirrel.
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Submitted by kat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:26pm.
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Love your avie. Poor Laura.
While I was pedalling myself to hotness on my bike last night, I told Mr. DQ that watching him eat candy while I pedalled my ass off was making me stabby. He had the good grace to look afraid for a moment.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
freebird, you're getting laid off? So sorry to hear that. :(
Did anyone else read about the guy in Nebraska who had 9 kids w/ his wife? She died and he abandoned the kids a year later at a hospital. Officials changed the safe haven law to apply to infants under 30 days old.
Anyho, this guy's new girlfriend is now carrying twins.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:32pm.
BWHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
18? Impressive!
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So many alts all over da place. :)
Submitted by Am on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:29pm.
I'm a contractor at a health care company. The team admin was directed to tell everyone (employees too) to supply our CELL PHONE numbers and an alternate phone number. These fuckers are of their fucking minds.
Until they start chipping in for the bill, I'm not providing anything other than a hard time.
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I refused to give my work my cell phone number. They don't pay for it, I give it to whomever I want. Eff em. Of course I'm getting laid off in a month, so don't listen to me!
jkdhfiwug
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
loooooooozer - I'm with you... can't stand that shit.
Stoney - We had some retards over for dinner last night and I tried to remember all the ones you told yesterday. Me and Mrs. Jack(ass)-n-the-hat were laughing our ass off... these other fucksticks were trying to be all "isn't it sad, blah, blah, fucking blah" I just started drinking more beer.... wound up putting away about 18 just to deal with em. anyhow. ramble on.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
ISMU. good for you. Muffin top is funny!
Awww the wee squirrel is so cute.
It's nearly 90degrees over here, I'm boiling and hate it.
Well done ISMU!!
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
I'm a contractor at a health care company. The team admin was directed to tell everyone (employees too) to supply our CELL PHONE numbers and an alternate phone number. These fuckers are of their fucking minds.
Until they start chipping in for the bill, I'm not providing anything other than a hard time.
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Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:25pm.
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I just hope your diabeetus is in check.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:25pm.
Spanks, guys!! :P
Now to lose the twenty I meant to lose before I gained the five I just lost.
It's okay, jack. I'll wait till you've read it a few times... ;)
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hahaha 'preciate ya. You speak in riddle.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
I may be way off, but I am picking up a Buster Bluth vibe from Walrus.
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Never Can Say Goodbye
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:22pm.
So in a week of Weight Watchers and Pilates, I've lost five pounds and am no longer muffin topping the fuck outta my jeans.
Yay!!!! Congrats!!!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I also use the word stabby in real life. And I told some bad Michael Jackson jokes at the pub. LOL
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Squirrels make my skin crawl and I hate the trend right now with squirrels and deer, whatever woodsy type animals on everything. Especially the squirrels!
Spanks, guys!! :P
Now to lose the twenty I meant to lose before I gained the five I just lost.
It's okay, jack. I'll wait till you've read it a few times... ;)
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
smurf, i do that too, and i have to stop and remind myself not to say wonky mcvaltrex, asshole simpson, fishsticks, vadge, etc... when in the company of people who don't know wtf dlisted is.
You know what, I Sprained My Uvula? I need to drop some pounds, too. Oh well, I'm not going to go against my body type! God gave walruses blubber, losing weight would not be of God.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:23pm.
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LOL! I love that 'your vagina is large' tag. I'm waiting for the day I accidently (on purpose) pop out the 'it's not easy being a cunt' tag on someone.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:14pm.
So my dlisted mouth yapped last night. I was at a work dinner function and I was telling an innocent story and I was all, 'and I said, bitch please, you must be kidding me.' I then pretended I did not just say bitch. Heehee
LOL, I do that too. My dlisted language sometimes translate to real life... That is not good at all.
these some of the words I catch myself using.
wasap sluts!
It makes me staby.
Bitch Please!
Prostitot.
that face scares me.
and the best...
I was sitting in the porch at my grandma's and two girls walked in front of my group or friends, one is a slut , I know her, so My friend say she looked good, and I said, Ohh honey she is not good enough for you , her vagina is large!.... My friend spit his beer all over the porch and I had to clean it. end of story
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I am going to miss her hair styles!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1196886/Actress-Mollie-Sugd...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mollie_Sugden_as_Mrs_Slocombe.jpg
Kadooze ISMU!
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:22pm.
So in a week of Weight Watchers and Pilates, I've lost five pounds and am no longer muffin topping the fuck outta my jeans.
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Yay Uvie!
ISMU that's awesome, congrats!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
*whistles at Uvy*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:15pm.
Hey everybody!!!
I have been so fucking busy (stil am) I just wanted to say Hi and see what's cooking!
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We all just had a delightful cunty paella in the Gwynneth thread.
Hi Smurfy!
free-bee ~ those are the FUNNEST to party with. LOL @ (ima girl)!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
So in a week of Weight Watchers and Pilates, I've lost five pounds and am no longer muffin topping the fuck outta my jeans.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
walrus, lol
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:18pm.
freebird... you gotta love those damn office dinner things. where i used to work we had these big dinners every now and then and there was always this one fucker that got drunk and would cop a feel on everyone.... it was horrible.
I didn't get invited back after that...
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BWAHAAHAHAH! I was working in a restaurant and a local radio station had a party there and this one dj got so drunk she made out with a few people there and she even came on to me (ima girl)! She was really funny though.
SADNESS!
Mollie Sugden on the Show "Are you being served" has passed away
RIP MRS. SLOCUMBE!!!!!!
(Ironically, Wendy Richards, who played the younger Miss Brahms, passed away in February)
So, I've been thinking about hunting myself for my tusks.
BREAKING NEWS: Bubbles the chimp has just released this statement on his feelings about Joe Jackson and Al Sharpton , here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiZpOPRzFo
freebird... you gotta love those damn office dinner things. where i used to work we had these big dinners every now and then and there was always this one fucker that got drunk and would cop a feel on everyone.... it was horrible.
I didn't get invited back after that...
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
That squirrel is CUTE!
whenever open post comes up i have nothing to say!
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so cute at the end where he throws down the lemon and attacks the camera, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Thanx. I need to take a breather from all michael jackson shit! getting annoying! let jacko rest in peace!
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
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Hey everybody!!!
I have been so fucking busy (stil am) I just wanted to say Hi and see what's cooking!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Hehehehe...before the picture opened up, the title of the post made my mind conjure up Renee Zellweger's face. Imagine my relief when the squirrel popped up.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Yeah he's cute, but can he iron?
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She's flat and that's that!
so.freakin.cute.
all together now: awwwwwwwwwwwwww
So my dlisted mouth yapped last night. I was at a work dinner function and I was telling an innocent story and I was all, 'and I said, bitch please, you must be kidding me.' I then pretended I did not just say bitch. Heehee.
I am so glad for open post, now I can ramble.
aaawww that little squirrel is so cute! thanx now i can have nice dreams tonight
Yay, open post.