Wednesday, July 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Squirrel Eating A Lemon
After watching the epic grossness below, I needed a palette cleanser. So here's a squirrel eating a lemon without making a Squinty Zellweger face. I hope that after the squirrel threw down the lemon and attacked the camera, he went to rescue his friend Chichi Squirrel.
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LOL Evil Shoe
That fucking thing made me gag! So nasty
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Stoney, if you put eyedrops in someone's coffee do they puke or get really bad shits?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:55pm.
Flatsy's story:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529597,00.html
*throws monitor across room*
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They should at least require a vasectomy for this guy. Damn.
Hi PH!
Haven't seen you in a minute! =)
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
*rocks in the corner after watching the X-files footage*
Cute squirrel, cute little squirrel eating a lemon............
Seriously, REBELJANE? Christ I hate people.
Anyway so there is this fat mouthy cunt we hired a couple months ago to replace the corseted yeti and she is a real piece of work! She sits in the reception area and all our offices surround her, two or three of us to a room. We rarely close doors around here, so when the boys and I (the two men who work in the room with me) are chatting about something, she constantly has to chime in from the other fucking room. Worst evesdropper EVER. How can she not know how annoying that is? And she baby talks the customers too. I think I may have eyedrop her coffee. Nevermind, I share the same toilet with the cunt.
/End rant.
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Who was telling the story about their wife asking some dude to "jack her off" (meaning to give the car a jump)?! That shit was priceless!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Wow, I've just never heard of it and I've no idea what the UK's stance on such a matter is.
What a godawful man and why would any woman take him on either?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
MP, maybe the bunnies didn't want to eat in front of you. You know how bunnies are!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Check out this hoe's twatter, she's the one that's claiming to be MJ's wife http://twitter.com/twitme29
She's been tweeting about him forever before he died and she's certified crazy.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by Am on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:29pm.
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I refused to give my work my cell phone number. They don't pay for it, I give it to whomever I want. Eff em. Of course I'm getting laid off in a month, so don't listen to me!
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That sucks freebird. I hope you find another job soon. You'll probably be better off away from those asshats anyway.
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Silvara what a nightmare! So gross! Stoney what the hell did you send MK? Does that thing really exist or is it Photoshopped?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I'm a skeered of these little fellers. Dreamed one got his claws stuck in my hair and we had to cut his feets or my hair to get him out....
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Carefreea, I think most states have a Safe Haven law. I guess they aren't getting the word out.
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She's flat and that's that!
so lame...if I have to hear about one more death or one more fucked up upsetting story...ugh!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Stoney, can you stand it?!
I guess loosing his wife & abandoning his kids hasn't crimped his dating life.
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She's flat and that's that!
Thanks Flatsy, what a story and what a law. I've never heard of such a thing, is it just Nebraska who have it?
Is it bad I laughed at the name though : RebelJane?
I hope I get a good spot in Hell.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Flatsy's story:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529597,00.html
*throws monitor across room*
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:48pm.
Hi DDawg!
thanks for asking about the sads...they seem to have gone away...temporarily. ;0)
I am too excited for the long weekend. I even get Monday off! compliments of the company! that's because we're prob. going bankrupt!
The Coronas are already in the fridge. =)
How iz you
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I'm ok (never want to say good/great because then something bad happens, stuperstitious like that).
We get Friday off for the holiday. Our state's budget bill got passed last night AFTER midnight, but the governor still has to sign it. There's a 50/50 chance she'll veto it and we'll be shut out of our offices. I know at least one state agency that didn't open its doors today, friend called me to say so.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:49pm.
not to be mean but I had no idea Karl was still with us.
RIP!
* raises hand slowly* I thought he was already deceased too.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
At least Karl Malden died at an old age. Same with Bea Arthur and Ed McMahon. At least half of the celebrity deaths haven't been at too young an age and because of terminal illness or stupidity.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
there's also a bunch of bunnies that like to run around out there. So one day I took a carrot from the fridge and some celery. Threw the shit right near them, but they didn't budge. I went back inside my apartment to grab my drink and when I came back out in about 2 minutes, the carrots, celery and all the bunnies were nowhere to be seen. Hungry ass critters! and sneaky too!
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:49pm.
freeeee is freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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TOOOOOOOTALLYYYYYYYYY!!!! YAY! *hug*
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:45pm.
The sounds it makes are priceless! I adore squirrels.
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Yay! Where ya been?
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Getting stuff done before the holiday! How's yew?
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Moo!
not to be mean but I had no idea Karl was still with us.
RIP!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
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freeeee is freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Hi DDawg!
thanks for asking about the sads...they seem to have gone away...temporarily. ;0)
I am too excited for the long weekend. I even get Monday off! compliments of the company! that's because we're prob. going bankrupt!
The Coronas are already in the fridge. =)
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:46pm.
Another celeb has died! Karl Malden! I loved him and his big nose! *tears*
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'Memba him in "Streetcar Named Desire"? Blanche's boyfriend.
@ DD & Jack-n-the-hat - Thx! I agree, it's like starting a whole new life over & I get to look at the recent times and decide what I like and what I want to change. I'm pretty excited about the change. I don't have anything lined up yet because I want to travel & write a bit. I have the freedom to do it (no kids, mortgage, etc.) and I began creative and let that fall by the wayside for security. A new life awaits!
Stoney & Carefreea, the kids ranged from 1 to 19.
Sorry, the link is to Foxnews:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529597,00.html?test=latestnews
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She's flat and that's that!
How cute! Never knew they liked lemons. The ones in my backyard love sunflower seeds and saltines.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:45pm.
The sounds it makes are priceless! I adore squirrels.
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Yay! Where ya been?
Another celeb has died! Karl Malden! I loved him and his big nose! *tears*
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Moo!
Submitted by sweetstickyriceball on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:45pm.
this squirrel is hypnotic. i've watched this like three times in a row. then he lunges. it's so cute.
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I know. He's so "over it" after a minute and jams outta there.
The sounds it makes are priceless! I adore squirrels.
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Moo!
this squirrel is hypnotic. i've watched this like three times in a row. then he lunges. it's so cute.
Doubling up. Soz.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:36pm.
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Good lord, no. Are there any links? What an evil, selfish bastard.
I always use Dlisteds esp. "I would hit that".
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:41pm.
there's a chipmunk that lives outside my porch and every day he zooms on by the porch door and my cats go fucking crazy. I know. random story
How everyone today?
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That's a good story!
Ok here. How are U? Did the sadz go away? If not, I have other funny videos.
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:36pm.
*becomes homicidal*
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FreeB - sorry to hear about you getting laid off. that bites. I agree with you, I like change as well - feels like you're starting a "new life" or something. I hope all goes well for you.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:32pm.
18! Sounds like your on the Jon Gosslin diet!
I dont know what you bitches are talking about bu let me expound on something that really pisses me the fuck off.
So im watching a movie on 50 cent last night..and his mother was a crack selling, crack using prostitute whore, but in the movie they portrayed her as an morally sound, wise, caring, attentive mother....bullshit.
And that killing and selling drugs was the only choice that 50 had so therefore it is morally sound...bullshit!
I hate how all these movies and documentaries about rappers...Tupac, Biggie, etc....portray their moms as the best human beings ever born...and no, if you live in the projects selling crack and killing people....something is fucking wrong with you but you never see that angle...EVER!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:36pm
Why thank you... I'm a beer drinker, always have been. My wife thinks I'm more fun after I've had a few beers. Otherwise, she calls me the "world's biggest asshole"... hahahaa... whatever.
*cracks open a cold one*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
there's a chipmunk that lives outside my porch and every day he zooms on by the porch door and my cats go fucking crazy. I know. random story
How everyone today?
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:39pm.
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Ya. Sorry to hear that. Do you have another gig lined up?
Regarding Dlist in real life, I'm constantly giving side eye out, mostly when driving, or around my sister, who's saving up for the operation to have the stick taken out of her ass.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:36pm.
freebird, you're getting laid off? So sorry to hear that. :(
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Thanks, IG. It's all for the best. I was toiling away for too little money and I love change but wasn't stepping up to it out of fear. This place is a sinking ship anyway.
Just saw on MSNBC's site that actor Karl Malden died. What it is with all these celebrities passing away? For you youngsters who don't know who Karl Malden is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Malden
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