Wednesday, July 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Squirrel Eating A Lemon
After watching the epic grossness below, I needed a palette cleanser. So here's a squirrel eating a lemon without making a Squinty Zellweger face. I hope that after the squirrel threw down the lemon and attacked the camera, he went to rescue his friend Chichi Squirrel.
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You know, that song "skip to my lou my darlin"
*blondeface*
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Hi, kidz.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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What exactly is a "lou" and why would I skip to it?
Usually I'm running full-tilt for the loo.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
PicklesnCream OMG that's a fucking MJloooooonie!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:34pm.
Hi Sugarmoo, Would you like some popcorn!
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Hi JustJack! That and some, well, Jack please! :-)
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Moo!
I learned my lesson. No more fights.
*throws daisies around thread*
*skips to the lou*
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OK! God Bless all of you! See you later! *waves flipper*
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:33pm.
*pops acid tabs*
Do you use crest whitening strips? Your teef are SOOO white!
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:26pm.
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http://michaeljacksonestate.blogspot.com/2009/05/hi.html
Pad not tampon. I SCHKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE, she's got a few of them up on different entries. I have no life.
Hi Sugarmoo, Would you like some popcorn!
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:08pm.
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*runs to make the popcorn*
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*making nachos and pulling up a chair*
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She's flat and that's that!
Visine in the drink is also an old bartender's trick to get even with fuckers who like to pull tube tops down. It gives the hurls and the poo's.
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Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:08pm.
You seem like a very unpleasant and bitter individual! I take back what I said about you becoming a Goddess to the Walrus People!
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Oh shit.
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Moo!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:28pm.
Yeah, she'd probably eat the chocolate laxative. She has the diabeetus but is constantly eating crap. She actually gave me some clothes she "grew out of" in like, size 14 and 16. Bitch, please! Do I look like a wear a size 14 or 16? I am literally half that size. No offense to size 14 wearers.
Speaking of full figured, here's my alltime favorite Friday video, Smokey's girl:
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Ahhhhhhhh..hahahaha
Big Booty Hoes! Pop wit it!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
That's totally not cool. I am a size 328 and proud!! No offense to anyone without the flippered marine animal curves I'm rocking!
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:15pm.
I'm sorry I didn't like your Parkinsons Disease caption. My mother has advanced Parkinsons. Yes I ridicule the dead Michael Jackson and tell child molesters jokes. It has already been established that I am an enormous hypocrite. I hope you and the Walrus people and God are very happy together. By the way, I'm bitter because I am always hungover.
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Yeah, she'd probably eat the chocolate laxative. She has the diabeetus but is constantly eating crap. She actually gave me some clothes she "grew out of" in like, size 14 and 16. Bitch, please! Do I look like a wear a size 14 or 16? I am literally half that size. No offense to size 14 wearers.
Speaking of full figured, here's my alltime favorite Friday video, Smokey's girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic8af1YWRRI
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Submitted by PicklesnCream on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:19pm.
Ok hoe is really crazy. I just went to her website, she's obsessed with MJ and the Saudi royal family or some shit. The fat cunt posts pictures of her fucking bloody pads next to pics of MJ BAAAAAAAAARF
http://michaeljacksonestate.blogspot.com/
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I didnt see any bloody tampons!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
in wedding crashers the visine gives him the shits and makes him puke.
i remember because i love that movie.
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LMAO @ provy
coo coo ka chew
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
PicklesnCream
the opening song made my ears bleed.
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I'm so freakin' tired...ugh...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
awww cammie so cute!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
http://mjjproductions.blogspot.com/
LOLOLOLOLOL delusional!
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:18pm.
Walrus, you're right, Stoney is a cold hearted snake, not a walrus, lol!
She could have joined Britney Spears in the ranks of the Walrus Queens!!!!! It's a shame, really, a total shame! I think barnacles would have been a really great look for her!
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:14pm.
EH, I don't really remember that movie too much. It was kinda dumb. I have a vague memory of Owen Wilson putting something or other in the fiance's cup. HE got bad shits right?
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In one of the American pies..someone gives that guy who wants to sleep with Stifflers mom something and he gets the shits...but im sure in weddin crashers it made hurl because i just watched it not too long ago...
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Stoney, what about offering her some laxative chocolate but only just before you leave for the day?
Today's spite has been brought by people who piss me off.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
EH, I guess if I actually liked the movie I would have remembered that huh?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
A TALKING WALRUS! Good lord
*puts away acid tabs*
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:08pm.
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*runs to make the popcorn*
Ok hoe is really crazy. I just went to her website, she's obsessed with MJ and the Saudi royal family or some shit. The fat cunt posts pictures of her fucking bloody pads next to pics of MJ BAAAAAAAAARF
http://michaeljacksonestate.blogspot.com/
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:14pm.
RebelSnow!
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Walrus, you're right, Stoney is a cold hearted snake, not a walrus, lol!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I happen to think RebelJane is a gorgeous name, that is what I am going to name my next calf!
I have the worst cold ever...gayzus. Maybe I should take sudafed, but it makes me drool on myself...!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
paris herpes..
it was wedding crashers and the stuf was VISINE!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:08pm.
You seem like a very unpleasant and bitter individual! I take back what I said about you becoming a Goddess to the Walrus People!
RebelSnow!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
EH, I don't really remember that movie too much. It was kinda dumb. I have a vague memory of Owen Wilson putting something or other in the fiance's cup. HE got bad shits right?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:10pm.
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Did they also state absolutely adorable? ;)
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
@chefy
Hes a looker!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:09pm.
I think they get bad poo times.
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No it makes you hurl...according to wedding crashers at least.
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:10pm.
1 month check up for Baby
12.2 pounds and 23" long.
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What a cutie! You & Uvie are cute-ing up the planet!
Stoney, I noticed that MK is in a gross mood today. I almost threw up looking at these posts!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:09pm.
Stoney, if you put eyedrops in someone's coffee do they puke or get really bad shits?
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Havent you seen wedding crashers?
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:09pm.
I think they get bad poo times.
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Submitted by PicklesnCream on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:06pm.
WOAH, it's downright frightening how crazy that bitch is. She needs to be locked up IMMEDIATELY.
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*Blondeface*
hey MP, I actually was in here for a couple of hours yesterday. It's between this and Facebook these days.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:05pm.
I don't know what it is! Someone sent it to me in an funny email forward about swine flu!
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1 month check up for Baby
12.2 pounds and 23" long.
he's big.
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