Wednesday, July 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Squirrel Eating A Lemon
After watching the epic grossness below, I needed a palette cleanser. So here's a squirrel eating a lemon without making a Squinty Zellweger face. I hope that after the squirrel threw down the lemon and attacked the camera, he went to rescue his friend Chichi Squirrel.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:51pm.
Jack and Stocky are gonna get jealous.
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They can kiss me. What the hell, right?
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Moo!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:04pm.
DD: you mean you want a cast list?
Dina is the hot one with perfect big buh-bees
: P @snowy
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:59pm.
What a putz.
Now that the job market has gotten tight, employers are really being assholes knowing that no one can afford to quit ... especially over insults.
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EEOC.
M.E., there's an old SC highway. I need to drop down there for a visit, I like it there. Good fish tacos.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:04pm.
DD: you mean you want a cast list?
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Seriously, I can't remember the names. And I've tried looking them up, to no avail.
I said on the Danielle thread that Dina was the pretty one then everyone got pissed. Did I get the name wrong or was I practicing poor judgement again?
I say everyone go into work tomorrow with an afro (black or white...you white bitches know how to tease) and dare someone to say someth'n. If your company dosent have a policy on appearance, they cant do sh*t about it!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
snowpiece, it sounds good, but if I eat cheese my nose is gonna clog up even worse. Oh yeah I don't eat cheese anymore, I'm like allergic to it or something...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:59pm.
What a putz.
Now that the job market has gotten tight, employers are really being assholes knowing that no one can afford to quit ... especially over insults.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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PH - no, I got off at Lextington and took Old SC Hwy.
I was doin my finances and not sure if I had $13 or $3 after bills? I really hate money...too bad we need it to survive.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
DD: you mean you want a cast list?
EH it's like eggplant, sliced real thin and they roll it up around cheese, like riccotta or something, like lasagna inside and the sauce and then bake it OMG it's so yummmmmy
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
M.E., the 1? Must have taken awhile and it is windy today. Shit it was hot last weekend, was up in Marin and it was BAKING. Glad I live on the coast and not inland.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
PH-
Youd better stock up...I hear they might be recalling a bunch of pain relievers soon!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
PH : heads up and I'll throw you a rollatini!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
MC, sounds like he's just asking for a lawsuit. WTF.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:57pm.
skip to my poooooooooooooo!!!!
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LoL.
Snowy, who the heck is who on Hausfraus of New Jersey?
♪she rocks ruff and stuff with her afro puffs! Hey..rock on wit yo bad self!♪
What are rolitinis?
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
*waiting for sudafed, hungry and i have no money* sigh...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
paris herpes, yeah, it makes me go all white knuckle. But I got off and took the old highway and EW!
You should go in TOMORROW with an afro!
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Momus - There are only 2 females here, me and someone with straight hair. I wore my natural hair in a big ass afro puff ponytail one day and he tried to make a comment about liking it better straight, to which I replied "I don't really give a shit what you like" and it was never mentioned again. These guys cross the line all the live long day here. I could make bank.
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You might not believe it, you might not even buy it, but when it comes to our lady, you might just try it
I would HAAATE to be a receptionist! I did that job once when I was still floating around looking for a permanent gig and it was the worst, hardest job ever!!! Non-stop filing, outlooking, filing, calling, answering, filing...no fucking break!!! Never again!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
personally I prefer my doctors and lawyers WITH afros
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
M.E., 17 scared the fuck outta me when I used to drive to SC! I remember riding on it at night and hoping I wouldn't die on the way to and from there.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
skip to my poooooooooooooo!!!!
I just ordered my favorite, eggplant rollatinis OMG the best!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
I love my squirrelies. Feeds them peanuts, sunflower seeds, and sometimes peanut butter samwiches.
Ooo, in other news, the Silver Fox had an interview Friday and it went well. They said they were to make a decision by yesterday. He heard nothing and followed up with the agency today. They have 2 strong candidates and he's one of them and they're just waiting for approval.
Keep everything crossed, but your legs. Hopefully, by tomorrow we can do the happy dance.
"Chefcammi"--your new addition is beautiful. What a mop of hair! Congratulations!
MC - your co worker can totally sue for discrimination.
Stoney, my aunt would give me for Xmas her rejected pajamas that were XXXL! Lol, I sent it back saying I'm a size 5 for chrissakes, her response? Oh I thought you were big...whatever! I don't talk to her much at all. Last time she wrote her number on a card and I lost it...intentionally...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Stoney, PH -
No shit. Luckily the guy isn't paying it a bit of mind, but seriously? I would be pissed. And I have my hair braided now but I will rock the fuck out of an afro and dare somebody to say "boo" about it.
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You might not believe it, you might not even buy it, but when it comes to our lady, you might just try it
Holy crap! I never new Skip to My Lou had so many lyrics.
MC-
Why would an afro be work inappropriate unless its an ultra professional licensed job...like lawyer or doctor...where appearance is essential to your duties...it really shouldnt matter...
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
paris herpes - 17 is a fucking parking lot right now and I made the mistake of taking OSH and it just about gave me the pukes! TOO WINDEY!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:50pm.
Does your boss make the women with poofy hair get their hair cut?
If not, then your boss is sexist as well as racist.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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M.E., the best thing to happen to me is when someone crashed into my parked car and totaled it. True story! LOL, I didn't get a car after that although people kept asking me if I was gonna get a new one...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Herp it wasn't so bad this morning, thank god. But receptionist cunt makes me stabby!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:51pm.
Jack and Stocky are gonna get jealous.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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MC, that's sorta racist...actually...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Tell your boss he should be scared of a discrimination suit.
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Stoney, I used to be always hungover too...I think that's why I want to crawl into a small tight place and die right now.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Oh. My. GOD!!! Can I just say I hate, HATE traffic!!!
*back still seizing*
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:43pm.
Hi Momus! I have a new nickname: Sugarmoo.
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For obvious reasons. Why the trout pout? Are you channeling Jessica Simpson's dead career?
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I was trying to kiss Freebird.
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Moo!
um. This guy at my work has a neat fluffy afro, not super huge or anything, well groomed and all, and my boss is telling him that it is work inappropriate and that he needs to go cut his hair. That kinda pisses me off.
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You might not believe it, you might not even buy it, but when it comes to our lady, you might just try it
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:43pm.
Hi Momus! I have a new nickname: Sugarmoo.
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For obvious reasons. Why the trout pout? Are you channeling Jessica Simpson's dead career?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skip_to_My_Lou
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Hi Momus...long time no I've not been around lately.
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Hi Momus! I have a new nickname: Sugarmoo.
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Moo!
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:08pm.
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*runs to make the popcorn*
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*making nachos and pulling up a chair*
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*Passes around the beer and grabs a nacho*
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:40pm.
Hi, kidz.
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Hi Momuz!
Is that what skip to me lou means? HA!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
That'll do Stoney
That'll do.
*said in Shrek voice while high as fuck on some good mid evil shit*
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