Wednesday, July 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Squirrel Eating A Lemon
After watching the epic grossness below, I needed a palette cleanser. So here's a squirrel eating a lemon without making a Squinty Zellweger face. I hope that after the squirrel threw down the lemon and attacked the camera, he went to rescue his friend Chichi Squirrel.
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:43pm.
Hi Momus! I have a new nickname: Sugarmoo.
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For obvious reasons. Why the trout pout? Are you channeling Jessica Simpson's dead career?
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I was trying to kiss Freebird.
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Hehehehe~! I just saw that. I could use a Roo smooch today. *sugarsmacks*
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You too, huh? Is it catching? :-(
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Moo!
Do not believe everything you read on the internet.
SURPRISE! People lie.
Look at all the rumors about Jeff Goldblum being dead.
There is only one sure bet: living leads to dying.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Does anyone know if dg (devilgirl) is alright?
She's got rid of her twitter page and I haven't seen her posting much on here? (I know she said she was taking a break)
I'm just wondering if she's alright?
Xtina - The New Album. Coming '09
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
I had a little bit of a hang-ache this morning... but i think mine was mainly due to lack of sleep. got in bed around 3 and was up and givin two rat's asses at 6.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:50pm.
um. This guy at my work has a neat fluffy afro, not super huge or anything, well groomed and all, and my boss is telling him that it is work inappropriate and that he needs to go cut his hair. That kinda pisses me off.
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That's kinda rude. On the other hand - it might be interesting to see what would happen if your boss tried to fire him on those grounds alone...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
DD - I saw that when I had my kids. NO SOY FOR YOU! NO SMALL PEENS FOR YOU!
*reads milk article*
*instantly becomes vegan*
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PH - no, the Pink Taco is a chain that is owned by Harry Morton (???) who Blohan was fucking for a while. Actually, didn't he give her a ring? This was all right before her first spiral into 3 DUIs, rehab, etc.
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:25pm.
freebird, wasn't that the name of Hohan's ex's restaurant years ago or some shit?
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Yes, and the food sux. It's like Hard Rock Cafe on 11.
Jack, I did have it just now but I think the Sudafed just kicked in. Hopefully I won't drool on the keyboard. I'll have to take some ibprofen tho. I have a hangover headache.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:21pm.
So maybe the link is sponsored by the dairy industry, but it tells about how soy milk may not be so good:
http://www.soyonlineservice.co.nz/
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:21pm.
NOT THE PINK TACO Freeebird!! Jeesh! I meant the messican fish taco's.
Wait.
That sounded worse.
Fuck it. It stays.
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POCO!
ETA: as in Poke Oh!
LOL at PH....
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Uvula - yes, seems everyone had that idea today, to come to the beach, but SOME OF US! (me) was in a rush to get back here for work and sitting in traffic was NOT going to work. So, eventhough it may have actually taken longer by taking the back way. I forgot how beautiful it is.
freebird, wasn't that the name of Hohan's ex's restaurant years ago or some shit?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I hate it when someone has a runny nose and they say "I have post nasal drip".... FUCK OFF... you have a runny damn nose, bitch... post nasal DRIP.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
PH- since soy is used as an estrogen replacement, I steered clear of it. I can't take anything that will fuck with my hormones.
I really, really like the almond milk. I buy the unsweetened vanilla flavor.
I like Rice milk too. It's sweet though. I gave that up when I started counting carbs.
JACK ME OFF! LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:18pm.
Gotdayum I'm bored.
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See the kittens talk about being bored @ 1:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU
(my favorite part is "I'm her mom"...."NO.SHE'S.NOOOOOT."
M.E., norcal can be so pretty when it wants to be. most of the time I just sit here and stress about how I can't afford to live here. I guess maybe it's all worth it in the end.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
can someone give me a heads up when you stop talking about gross shit, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
FreeB - LOL
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
NOT THE PINK TACO Freeebird!! Jeesh! I meant the messican fish taco's.
Wait.
That sounded worse.
Fuck it. It stays.
M.E., I'm thinking of switching from soy milk to almond or hemp milk myself. Not sure if soy is really good for me either.
EH, I still haven't eaten cheese for awhile. Last was a little parma on my pasta. I ate pizza two weeks ago and I got a really bad allergy attack from it...it's weird. I tried to go off gluten for like two weeks, I did feel better actually. Now that's hard to do but it can be done.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
M.E.- Man, I miss getting in the car to aimlessly drive and ending up going over 17 to wind up at the beach.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:16pm.
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excellent link. the dairy industry hypes the heck out of milk.
@ jack - hehheh M.E. said mmmmm, fish tacos.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:12pm.
*fondles jack*
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yes!! FINALLY!!!! shit.
PH - glad I could bring a small... My day is not complete until I make someone laugh, puke or cry... doesn't matter... just one.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
paris herpes - yes, it's beautiful, winding through the SC Mountains. But damn. I get motion sickness and I almost had to pull off to barf. LOL
Gotdayum I'm bored.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:50pm.
um. This guy at my work has a neat fluffy afro, not super huge or anything, well groomed and all, and my boss is telling him that it is work inappropriate and that he needs to go cut his hair. That kinda pisses me off
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MC - this shit really erks me to no end. I had this prick of a boss one time that use to call this hispanic lady "Poco" all the fucking time. Her name was like Nancy or some shit, not even hispanic. Total dick. I can joke around with some people about race, etc. because they KNOW i'm no racist, i don't give a shit... but this guy - you could tell he was trying to belittle her. She wound up threatening lawsuit (corp execs upstairs paid her off and sent her on her merry way). At least she got bank before she went.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
The reason why I buy all my meats, milk, cheese, veg., fruit, etc. organic below!
http://www.milksucks.com/pus.asp
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Another reason why I drink Almond milk and not cow's milk.
M.E., that sounds like a cute little drive. Is it scenic?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:12pm.
DD I guess Dina is the prettiest, at least that's what my bf (and provy) seem to think too. But she's a complete cunt and not in a good way.
She's the "blonde"
Her sister is Caroline (Don Vito) and they are also married to brothers.
then there is Teresa, their forheadenly challenged friend; Jaqueline who is married to their brother; and her friend, Danielle, the PROSTITUTION WHORE!
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LOL. PW will live in infamy 4ever.
I haven't watched enough episodes, it seems. It's weird, though, how Caroline takes care of Dina like she's a baby, hence the contrived "baby-ness" about her. I CANNOT STAND CAROLINE!!!! "Let me tell you sumthin' about my family. We're tick as teeves..."
sht. i think someone put a keylogger on my 'puter. the keyboard's all crazy. fracking I.T. dept.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:59pm.
to which I replied "I don't really give a shit what you like" and it was never mentioned again. These guys cross the line all the live long day here. I could make bank.
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Team MC!
EH, everyone eats so much damn cheese around here and see how gross it is. Fuck it's PUS!!! EWWW, if I had anything in my stomach I'd probably puke. I'll just sit here and dry heave now.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
PH- yes, you can access it from Lexington (at Bear Creek) and then again at Idylwild. Or is it Idylwile. Shit IDK.
Mmmm, fish taco's.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:09pm.
*gags*
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jack! you're the one who told that great story about your wife yesterday. I laughed so hard I was crying...that was so cute!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
*fondles jack*
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*in beevis voice*
PH - you said fish taco.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Event ~ I have a link if you didn't find one re: poor cows.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 3:43pm.
Hi Momus! I have a new nickname: Sugarmoo.
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For obvious reasons. Why the trout pout? Are you channeling Jessica Simpson's dead career?
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I was trying to kiss Freebird.
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Hehehehe~! I just saw that. I could use a Roo smooch today. *sugarsmacks*
DD I guess Dina is the prettiest, at least that's what my bf (and provy) seem to think too. But she's a complete cunt and not in a good way.
She's the "blonde"
Her sister is Caroline (Don Vito) and they are also married to brothers.
then there is Teresa, their forheadenly challenged friend; Jaqueline who is married to their brother; and her friend, Danielle, the PROSTITUTION WHORE!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
LOL damn I sound as bitter as Stoney...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
*peeks head in*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
EH, yeah I heard about that bullshit since it supposedly bad for your liver. Well so is drinking, why don't they recall that huh? Oh there's a huge alcohol industry you say? The pharmaceutical companies need to shut down production because people are abusing Vicodin and Percocet's the same way they abuse everything else. Dumbasses.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:04pm.
DD: you mean you want a cast list?
Dina is the hot one with perfect big buh-bees
: P @snowy
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I said she had "botox baby face." everyone got mad that I called her the pretty one. Was the right answer THERESA? Those would be the only two possible ones. I think. No. I can't think.
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:05pm.
snowpiece, it sounds good, but if I eat cheese my nose is gonna clog up even worse. Oh yeah I don't eat cheese anymore, I'm like allergic to it or something...
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This might make you puke, but I read the worst article not too long ago and it was saying that cows are so over milked and so overworked in this country that 50% of the stuff that comes out during the milking process is puss and thats what youre eating when you eat cheese and stuff that makes people allergic..hold on a sec and ill find and post the article on here so you can read your self!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*