Wednesday, July 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Squirrel Eating A Lemon
After watching the epic grossness below, I needed a palette cleanser. So here's a squirrel eating a lemon without making a Squinty Zellweger face. I hope that after the squirrel threw down the lemon and attacked the camera, he went to rescue his friend Chichi Squirrel.
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I wish DevilGirl would come back.
STONEY!!! watch out! just made flight reservations for your town 7/24!!! BEER AND BB-efin-Q....
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:49pm.
whats that cheese they put in medittaranean salads? is it goat? cuz if so that shit is good!
thats feta
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
EH, that's Feta and they make it with cow's milk or goat's cheese, depends where it's from. Wait, no they make it from sheep's milk most of the time.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Stoney, you're going to make me go to the uber expensive grocery store and buy hummus aren't ya? Oh and goat cheese and artichoke pizza....OH MAN! I loves it! Mmmmm!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
whats that cheese they put in medittaranean salads? is it goat? cuz if so that shit is good!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:45pm.
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well, by God. that makes total sense.
*pokes self in eye with pencil*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:25pm.
I hate it when someone has a runny nose and they say "I have post nasal drip"....F***)**... you have a runny damn nose, bitch... post nasal DRIP.
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Somebody's doing Cokey times. Next time you should just flat out say, "Been snortin' coke again?"
Uvula, uhhh, yeah 280 is like a hundred times faster than going through Santa Cruz on 17? But then again, if you want to live life dangerously you could drive up 17 whiteknuckling it. Damn that highway is SCARY!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Goat cheese and artichoke pizza!!! YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:41pm.
snowpiece, you're vegetarian? Cheese is not good for you either. Sorry to break it to you. I sometimes eat goat cheese, it has less lactose in it.
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Vegetarians eat no meat, Vegans eat no meat or meat products (milk, cheese, etc...)
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
LOL @ humus.
Thanks yall.
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I'll pass on the pumus... meat and potatoes works good for me.
LMAO at BABY Snowy... LALALALALALALA... hahahaha
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
snowpiece, a lot of people don't like goat cheese. It is an easier to digest cheese though. I want goat cheese pizza now...mmm....!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
@angel & Momus - Thanks. I hope she comes back tougher. Sucks that she felt she had to leave because of trolls :o(
Xtina - The New Album. Coming '09
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:42pm.
Some folks who are legally blind can see a little bit. This lets them know that Braille instructions are available.
Folks who are totally blind will automatically run their hand along the panel searching for Braille instructions.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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EW apparently humus is rotted compost. Well, clearly it's not edible, lol!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:39pm.
Uvula - Half Moon Bay!!!
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*grrrr. jellus. i'm stuck in hell*
PH LALALLALALALLALALALLALALALAL goats cheese is disgusting, I only eat low fat cheese
*running back away*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Jack, hummus is SO GOOD. I could eat a whole pile of it with pita bread. I even put it in salad as a dressing, I don't like regular dressings, too oily and salty. I usually sprinkle some balsamic vinegar and olive oil on salads anyway.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:42pm.
Mrs. Kravitz has gone into semi-retirement.
I've taken over as Dlisted resident research librarian, so to speak. ;)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Ok, here's my last rant - and i'm done.
Why the hell do they have that stupid damn sign in the elevator that says "this elevator is equipped with brail for the blind"? W.T.F???? BLIND people can't read that shit because it is the ONLY sign in the elevator that IS NOT IN BRAIL! Annnnnd, the people that CAN see don't really give a fuck. k, I'm dunno like coolio.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:34pm.
Humus is rotted vegetable matter used as compost. (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humus)
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LOL. I'm so glad I hate hummus! Ew don't touch me with it!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:34pm.
*raises hand*
Can anyone tell Stoney if humus or bread contains milk?
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Hummus is a pasty goo made of pureed chickpeas (garbanzo beans) blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt and garlic. (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummus)
Humus is rotted vegetable matter used as compost. (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humus)
Neither contain bread or milk.
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Cool. Momus you smarten me up on the daily. Thanks for that!
M.E. - I seriously have no idea. I have zero sense of direction for a place I've been unless I drove it myself and since I was a passenger (and hyperventilating over the HOTNESS I was with), I didn't really pay attention.
Edited to add: Really??? I don't know why we would go to HMB from San Jose through Santa Cruz when we could have just taken 280 up. ???
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
*crams hummus into whole wheat pita pocket and devours*
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:36pm.
isn't that what you scrub your feet with?
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That's a pumice stone. Or the Ped Egg, which you horz recommended and I love BTW, thank you.
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Me, too re: the PedEgg. I dropped it once while I was using it and there was this powdery sht everywhere. Sorry if i grossed you out. I got the Mini vac out STAT.
snowpiece, you're vegeterian? Cheese is not good for you either. Sorry to break it to you. I sometimes eat goat cheese, it has less lactose in it.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:25pm.
I hate it when someone has a runny nose and they say "I have post nasal drip".... FUCK OFF... you have a runny damn nose, bitch... post nasal DRIP.
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NOSE ISSUE!!! *runs from thread*
ETA: heheh I said runs.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:34pm.
*raises hand*
Can anyone tell Stoney if humus or bread contains milk?
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Hummus is a pasty goo made of pureed chickpeas (garbanzo beans) blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt and garlic. (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummus)
Humus is rotted vegetable matter used as compost. (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humus)
Neither contain bread or milk.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Uvula - Half Moon Bay!!!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:37pm.
LMAO (struck.a.nerve.)
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Stoney, I think hummus is vegan actually. Some kinds of tahina in it...not sure if that's dairy...I think it's made out of sesame seeds so I do believe hummus is completely vegan. Bread usually doesn't contain milk.
M.E., I could go vegan no problem, problem is I'd probably look anorexic after eliminating different vegan products like soy milk and gluten. Geez. Maybe we should just find a way to eat air.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:37pm.
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LOL. That would be funny if they sent in a WOLF to a crime scene. He'd be like, "WTF is going on here!?! I'm gonna eat you!!"
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:36pm.
isn't that what you scrub your feet with?
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That's a pumice stone. Or the Ped Egg, which you horz recommended and I love BTW, thank you.
uvula - wow, that sounds so romantic! Are you thinking of Davenport?
*goes to google Odwalla factory*
I highly doubt hummus can have any milk in it,
ok, obviously I came back too soon. Call me when you are talking about how disgusting chicken is.
*slams door on cheese talk since it's the only thing I eat*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
lol at chickpea hippie shit...
GARBONZO BEANZZZZZ... gotta think of George Carlin, no?
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:35pm.
what's humus?
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A delicious mediterannean (sp? fuckit)garbanzo bean (chickpea) and garlic spread. Great with pita or on a sammy instead of mayo. No bread or milk, Stoney.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:30pm.
DD - I saw that when I had my kids. NO SOY FOR YOU! NO SMALL PEENS FOR YOU!
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i know, right?!
i was disappointed when i found out about it.
i was so happy for about 1 week as i was eating my Honey & Oats with SILK. Now i just eat dry cereal. It's WE TODD DID, but that's how it goes.
I'll have to look into Almond Milk.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:25pm.
I hate it when someone has a runny nose and they say "I have post nasal drip".... FUCK OFF... you have a runny damn nose, bitch... post nasal DRIP.
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That's like when they're all serious on TV and saying, ".....they sent in the canines to sniff....."
They send in a DOG, motherfucker. A DOG. A canine could be anything from a coyote to a wolf so get it straight.
Ugh. I hate when people say "Ten A.M. in the morning." REDUNDANT MUCH?
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Moo!
Stoney -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummus
stoney - hummus is garbonzo beans and oil. Then whatever herbs you flavor it with.
You know, that mashed up chickpea hippie shit.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:31pm.
Does anyone know if dg (devilgirl) is alright?
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She shut down her twitter page because trolls were bothering her.
Certain trolls here have apparently annoyed her into leaving for a bit.
I hope that she's sharpening her horns to gore them when she returns.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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isn't that what you scrub your feet with?
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
M.E. - My husband and I had our first "date" outside Santa Cruz. I believe it was around an old Odwalla factory, but it's been ten years and I'm drawing a blank on where exactly it was. We stopped at a Jack In the Box, grabbed some grub and hung out at this beach you kind of had to go through some nature and over some old train tracks (I think) to get to. We just sat and talked and two weeks later, we had ended our relationships with other people and that was that.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
what's humus?
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
*raises hand*
Can anyone tell Stoney if humus or bread contains milk?
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@DAE:
I think she's alright, overall, but pissed about some online stuff from recently...it's possible she's lurking around somewhere...
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