Wednesday, July 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Squirrel Eating A Lemon
After watching the epic grossness below, I needed a palette cleanser. So here's a squirrel eating a lemon without making a Squinty Zellweger face. I hope that after the squirrel threw down the lemon and attacked the camera, he went to rescue his friend Chichi Squirrel.
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Momus,
Power cords are a BIG deal...the theory is the buns can somehow "hear" the current and will tear into any cord they can find. YOu can buy cord protectors...
http://electrical.hardwarestore.com/12-33-cord-protectors/flex-tube-6196...
Or just hide them.
You can buys tons of untreated wood toys, cat toys, etc...I have a willow basket full of the stuff...that they completely ignore.
Favorites here, cardboard tp rolls, paper towel rolls, box full of newspapers, slinkies, crumpled paper ball.
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:29pm.
Mrs. K. is a wonderful mentor.
Please tell that I said "hi".
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"thanks doll.
I ♥ Momus"
can you two get a room?
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Only if you'll still be our concierge.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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"Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:46pm.
I was telling Carrot earlier that I actually like their song "Paranoid".
*hangs head in shame*"
Awww, it's OK. I was listening to their "Before the Storm" song with Miley and was enjoying it until she was like "wooohoooo" and I was like, oh, fuck you Miley.
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
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RooMoo- This is their cheeseburger pie. I remember it from when I was a kid and it's tasty but I'm spending 8 effin' WW points on one piece so it better tide me over.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:47pm.
I thought the squirrel in the video is cute, but why did it lunge at the camera like that?! WEIRD!
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It was ready for the tequila.
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Moo!
If one of Jonas Brothers get married, does that mean that their purity pact is over?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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What the heck is going on? Sorry if I'm repeating something that's already being/been discussed. From TMZ, today:
"The Jackson family has just released a statement via their newly acquired reps, saying there will be no public or private service for Michael Jackson at Neverland.
Contrary to previous news reports, the Jackson family is officially stating that there will be no public or private viewing at Neverland.
Plans are underway regarding a public memorial for Michael Jackson, and we will announce those plans shortly."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:29pm.
Mrs. K. is a wonderful mentor.
Please tell that I said "hi".
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"thanks doll.
I ♥ Momus"
can you two get a room?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:42pm.
I just totally twatted out of making a real dinner and tonight's fare is a recipe off the side of a Bisquick box.
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I used to take a can of Dinty Moore, throw it in a baking dish, and spread the Bisquick over it to make a pie. Toss it in the oven and voila. Grossness for less than five bucks!
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Moo!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:41pm.
The best way to keep them from chewing stuff you don't want them to chew is to give them stuff that they CAN chew. Rabbits HAVE to chew as their teeth continually grow.
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What can they chew on besides the legs of my favorite coffee table, my shoes, and the power cords?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I thought the squirrel in the video is cute, but why did it lunge at the camera like that?! WEIRD!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:43pm.
"Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:41pm.
I heard it was the eldest one. Whichever, those are three fugly kids!"
Yeah, you're right. Kevin or whatever. I have no fucking clue. I just think the middle one is cute. Joe. And only a "One Night Stand Only" kind of cute!
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I was telling Carrot earlier that I actually like their song "Paranoid".
*hangs head in shame*
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Moo!
"Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:41pm.
I heard it was the eldest one. Whichever, those are three fugly kids!"
Yeah, you're right. Kevin or whatever. I have no fucking clue. I just think the middle one is cute. Joe. And only a "One Night Stand Only" kind of cute!
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
Follow me on Twitter @t_rex_arms
If a Jonas is getting married, good for him. He can finally get some.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
I just totally twatted out of making a real dinner and tonight's fare is a recipe off the side of a Bisquick box.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:06pm.
Jack - my industry would be a subcontractor on a construction job.
I am not giving anymore details. LOL
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OMG! M.E. supplies port-a-potties to construction sites. ;)
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lol!
Momus,
No, rabbits in the US don't need vaccinations.
In the Europe and Australia they should be vaccinated against VHD and Myxomatosis which was introduced as "population" control for wild rabbits...
The best way to keep them from chewing stuff you don't want them to chew is to give them stuff that they CAN chew. Rabbits HAVE to chew as their teeth continually grow.
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny. "
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:37pm.
I just read on Facebook that one of the Jonas Bros. is getting married. The one with the diabetes. Ugh. Thanks God for adding more fuel to my mother's fire. Awaiting the "You need to get married and give me grandchildren" text in 3....2....1.
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I heard it was the eldest one. Whichever, those are three fugly kids!
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Moo!
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:37pm.
I just read on Facebook that one of the Jonas Bros. is getting married. The one with the diabetes. Ugh. Thanks God for adding more fuel to my mother's fire. Awaiting the "You need to get married and give me grandchildren" text in 3....2....1.
Isn't he like 15???
That can't be true
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I just read on Facebook that one of the Jonas Bros. is getting married. The one with the diabetes. Ugh. Thanks God for adding more fuel to my mother's fire. Awaiting the "You need to get married and give me grandchildren" text in 3....2....1.
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
Follow me on Twitter @t_rex_arms
Who wants to see some info on germs in Public Restrooms?
Here's the link.
http://channels.isp.netscape.com/homerealestate/package.jsp?name=fte/ger...
christine, you don't like sheep milk cheese? What's the difference? I miss cheese but I don't miss not being able to breath...lol!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Hey guys I'm back, I ate fried chicken and potato salad and some boat thingie with chickpeas. How I love Delessio's!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:10pm.
That is lil lip smackin squirrel makes me happy!
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CLARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSE!
I have bunny questions.
Do house bunnies need to have vaccinations?
If so, which ones and how often?
Can they be trained to only chew on certain items or is the entire home fair game?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:11pm.
I was eating a cheese sample I was handed, cause I'm a fucking hog like that,
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ahaaa hahahahaha
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:29pm.
Mrs. K. is a wonderful mentor.
Please tell that I said "hi".
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:29pm.
Momus - EW!!!!!!!!!
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Wear your work boots!
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Moo!
Momus - EW!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:42pm.
Mrs. Kravitz has gone into semi-retirement.
I've taken over as Dlisted resident research librarian, so to speak. ;)
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Mrs K. says you are a worthy sucessor, but she's keeping the eyes in the back of her head for the time being.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:06pm.
Jack - my industry would be a subcontractor on a construction job.
I am not giving anymore details. LOL
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OMG! M.E. supplies port-a-potties to construction sites. ;)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I was eating a cheese sample I was handed, cause I'm a fucking hog like that, and as soon as I swallowed, the guy goes, it's make of sheep milk, and I choked and the guy I was with was busting his ass laughing at me.
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Fucka doodle-do.
That is lil lip smackin squirrel makes me happy!
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:03pm.
Roo and jack - I'm in the office 90% of the time, so yes, heels, slacks and cute tops. For meetings, pant suits. Job sites, depending on WHY I am there, I dress nicely, unless I am there to estimate or measure, then it's jeans and a company shirt.
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Measure twice, cut once!
Is that right?
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Moo!
Uvula - It's the Odwalla Headquarters in Half Moon Bay.
Snapple was developed in NY and is now based out of Texas.
Jack - my industry would be a subcontractor on a construction job.
I am not giving anymore details. LOL
I am the male version of you! I stay in my office buried in blue prints, spec books and bullshit... i get to go on the jobsite every now and then just to get out of the office.
GOTTA RUN - A.M.F
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Roo and jack - I'm in the office 90% of the time, so yes, heels, slacks and cute tops. For meetings, pant suits. Job sites, depending on WHY I am there, I dress nicely, unless I am there to estimate or measure, then it's jeans and a company shirt.
M.E. - The husband says it was a Snapple factory on Highway 1??
I have a problem driving in general in California now that I haven't lived there for a while. Not that I'm all granny white-knuckling it but the amount of traffic and the way people can't merge to save their lives without causing back up chaps my ass. Where I live now, we make unprotected lefts across the highways.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Stoney - I'm down with that....
M.E. - are you kidding? I'm in construction and that sounds like a bunch of shit they go thru. I'm the money man (estimates).
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Uvula - I am terrified of 17. I cannot drive it at night, at all, I am blinded by the on coming traffic and people think it's a speedway! I'm usually following behind a semi. Slow and cautious.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:55pm.
you must be in construction.
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So M.E. stomps around a site wearing a hard hat and Timberlands and a tool belt. And here I pictured her more the high heels and cute summer dress type. Go figure!
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Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:48pm.
Uvula, uhhh, yeah 280 is like a hundred times faster than going through Santa Cruz on 17? But then again, if you want to live life dangerously you could drive up 17 whiteknuckling it. Damn that highway is SCARY!
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It always shocked me how fast people drove over the Hill and over the Sunol grade.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
jack - what gave it away?
jack we should totally stage a secret run-in. Don't worry I won't fondle you in front of your wife.
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you must be in construction.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
280 doesn't bring you to SC alone. You still have to connect to another highway.
That's great Freebird!!
jack - it's an ADA compliance law. Certain signage has to be placed on or near the elevator, including that it is equip with braille.
Braille on the door jambs, of each floor, the hall call buttons, the in car station, etc.
Same for the emergency signage, "In case of fire use stairwell, not elevator" etc.
Completely obvious to most, but thanks to the few mental midgets out there. It's now a law to point out the obvious.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:42pm.
Ok, here's my last rant - and i'm done.
Why the hell do they have that stupid damn sign in the elevator that says "this elevator is equipped with brail for the blind"? W.T.F???? BLIND people can't read that shit because it is the ONLY sign in the elevator that IS NOT IN BRAIL! Annnnnd, the people that CAN see don't really give a fuck. k, I'm dunno like coolio.
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Better question. Why do they have Braille on the buttons on a DRIVE-THRU ATM?
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Moo!
FUCK! That's what I did last nite that I regret. I just needed to be reminded why I don't do coke anymore. Makes everyone an asshole of massive proportions...ugh...time to eat! See you cats later!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
So I just told y'all that I'm getting laid off at the end of the month - I just got two semi-offers. One is trying to get me to contract for a few months here & I could make in a few months more than I made in a year. I would totally do that if it worked out. The other is my original boss just found another job and wants to hire me there. Neither are firm offers, but I do love that things always just work out eventually. Yay!