Wednesday, July 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Squirrel Eating A Lemon
After watching the epic grossness below, I needed a palette cleanser. So here's a squirrel eating a lemon without making a Squinty Zellweger face. I hope that after the squirrel threw down the lemon and attacked the camera, he went to rescue his friend Chichi Squirrel.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:31pm.
sugaroo, damn now im totally curious about what you were thinking!
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I'm warped and you can take it from there. AHAHA!
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Moo!
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:08pm.
Uvula, are you counting carbs now too? I think I only need to lose 5 pounds or something...then again I never weigh myself for fear I might obsess about that too. I like to eat food way too much for that!
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Not carbs, just points for Weight Watchers but that does make me be smarter about my carb choices. I had to count carbs when I was pregnant because of gestational diabetes and I got pretty burned out on it and couldn't maintain after the chunkermunks was born. The WW is nice for me because I have my dippy little calculator to use to find out points and deduct them.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Thanks for the pre-birthday wishes, Kids. I'm, hopefully, getting my new phone Friday; having lunch with an Aunt at noon; and heading off to Disneyland for free. I'm also going to upgrade my free ticket to an annual pass so I can go any day of the year when I'm either depressed or just feel like going. I'm uber excited... except a share a birthday with Mr. Tom Cruise. Blah!
I wonder if MK can wish me a Happy B-Day on his site Friday....
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sugaroo, damn now im totally curious about what you were thinking!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:18pm.
Sugaroo, I know it sounded like I wanted to insert the fried banana into the white mound of rice with warmish tomato sauce on it. LOL!
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*steps back* Okay good. I won't say what I thought, then. BWAH!
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DD, when I was in Spain all I ate were those mango ice creams. They were so good. Oh and tortilla sandwiches, mmmm!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Anyone want to come over for some campfire marshmallows?
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:17pm.
Carrot,
I'm sort of hoping it storms on the 4th. Maximus is NOT a fan of fireworks!!!
Did you get your hot Ginge yet?
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Not yet... which is probably good because I have no cat food, so she'd be shitting in the toilet and eating Cheerios.
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Sugaroo, I know it sounded like I wanted to insert the fried banana into the white mound of rice with warmish tomato sauce on it. LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Carrot,
I'm sort of hoping it storms on the 4th. Maximus is NOT a fan of fireworks!!!
Did you get your hot Ginge yet?
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
Why do they eat so fucking fast..Ewww I mean really
The problem with my late 20s birthdays is that I made a point of getting trashed...it's kinda sad really, can't remember any of them too clearly (except that one when I turned 24 and did acid at a nyc rave, lol). Now that I'm in my 30s I make a point of not getting too wasted and enjoy it while it lasts.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:13pm.
The worst thing I've ever eaten was in Spain. It was called "Arroz a la Cubana" -- a mound of white rice, warm-ish tomato sauce poured over it, and a fried banana next to it.
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You have no idea what perverted mental pics popped into my noggin when I read that.
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Moo!
I don't really remember my 26th birthday...I must have been really drunk or something...?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:00pm.
Sugaroo, that's nothing, I went to this dinner party one time and the girl who lived there made this pizza out of ground turkey and refried beans with cheese on it or something. It was the single most grossest thing I've ever seen somebody make to eat. I've gotten very gastronomically testy in my old age though. Some people did eat it at the party but I stayed far away from that monstrosity!
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That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
The worst thing I've ever eaten was in Spain. It was called "Arroz a la Cubana" -- a mound of white rice, warm-ish tomato sauce poured over it, and a fried banana next to it.
ILovePapaSmurf Happy Bday on Friday....oh to be turning 26 again, BEYOTCH! LOL ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
MOMUS!!!
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, newsprint is fine. I have a box with a hole cut in the side that they LOVE to dig into.
*puts rescue hat on*
If you adopt a rabbit, (tons of homeless bun in Cali) they come to you altered, litter trained and socialized. The adoption fee is usually around 40.00 bucks.... Consider, buying a petstore rabbit costs around 30/40 bucks, spay/neuter costs 140.00 to 250.00 etc...etc...
=D
http://www.rabbit.org/adoption/index.html
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:08pm.
I turn 26 on Friday... and I'm really excited about it. It'll be a busy, busy, busy day!
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Napoleon Dynamite voice: Luccckkkyyyy.
I'm wondering that since my insurance JUST changed, they didn't run it through.
IDK. I'll have to go there regardless.
"Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:03pm.
I used to have a PPO and I LOVED it. But the BH's company changed to an HMO. Now my migraine preventative medication is NOT COVERED and there is no generic for it yet.
I have to go and get a copy of the scrip and order it online from out of country I guess.
I am so pissed."
Yeesh. I would recommend going to Costco. Cheap medication, even generic.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:01pm.
DD< all the hotels in the area are booked solid. As soon as the "funeral" was announced, they all sold out within 20 mins! They gonna be mighty ornery now!
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Oh man! SUCKAS!!! lol. They'll still have a party in the streets. At least I hope they still go. I'm gonna have CNN on 24/7 *just waiting* for it to get violent.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:59pm.
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I'm bound and determined to move past any plateaus. I'm tired of being frumpy and down on myself for not trying harder to be healthier and more active for my kids. It's only twenty pounds but it's in all the wrong places and makes me look like a Midwest mom and I'm over it!
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You can do it. I have the confidence!
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I turn 26 on Friday... and I'm really excited about it. It'll be a busy, busy, busy day!
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
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Uvula, are you counting carbs now too? I think I only need to lose 5 pounds or something...then again I never weigh myself for fear I might obsess about that too. I like to eat food way too much for that!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Dandy Christian, how are you Christian?
Thunderstorms are going to RUUUUIIIINNNNN our fireworks today. SLAP SLOTS!
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No huge MJ funeral party eh? That's too bad, it would have been fun while the 4th is going on...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:59pm.
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I'm bound and determined to move past any plateaus. I'm tired of being frumpy and down on myself for not trying harder to be healthier and more active for my kids. It's only twenty pounds but it's in all the wrong places and makes me look like a Midwest mom and I'm over it!
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Sugaroo, yeah GAK is right. It was a pizza party so we made normal pizzas too thank god. I'm a traditionalist when it comes to pizza so mine was really simple. I even made one without cheese.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Carrot!!!
Bubula!!! How are you!?!?!?
ISMU!
TuG! Snikey! Buddha Babeh!
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
I used to have a PPO and I LOVED it. But the BH's company changed to an HMO. Now my migraine preventative medication is NOT COVERED and there is no generic for it yet.
I have to go and get a copy of the scrip and order it online from out of country I guess.
I am so pissed.
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:00pm.
Sugaroo, that's nothing, I went to this dinner party one time and the girl who lived there made this pizza out of ground turkey and refried beans with cheese on it or something. It was the single most grossest thing I've ever seen somebody make to eat. I've gotten very gastronomically testy in my old age though. Some people did eat it at the party but I stayed far away from that monstrosity!
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Oh gak. Only way I'd eat that is if I smoked one hell of a lot of BC bud!
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DD< all the hotels in the area are booked solid. As soon as the "funeral" was announced, they all sold out within 20 mins! They gonna be mighty ornery now!
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Moo!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:52pm.
can you two get a room?
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Only if you'll still be our concierge.
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*palm discretely proffered*
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:53pm.
Is newprint OK so long as its soy ink?
I almost have Mr. Momus convinced to get a house bunny.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Sugaroo, that's nothing, I went to this dinner party one time and the girl who lived there made this pizza out of ground turkey and refried beans with cheese on it or something. It was the single most grossest thing I've ever seen somebody make to eat. I've gotten very gastronomically testy in my old age though. Some people did eat it at the party but I stayed far away from that monstrosity!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:58pm.
Tomorrow it will have been one week since the MJ news blew up.
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Seems like an eternity.
M.E. - what the hay are you taking? You could buy gold for that amount of money. Skip the meds, buy gold!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:55pm.
Roo- I can't believe how quickly I'm seeing just a shape change in the last week. I'm sold on it!
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AWESOME! Congratulations ISMU! Don't give up and if you have a time where you hit a plateau, don't get discouraged!
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:48pm.
What the heck is going on? Here's my bet - it's 4th of July and the cities of Los Angeles and Santa Barbara told the "Jackson family" no way. No 'effin way.
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All these people are going to have to go home!
"Today, outside Neverland Ranch, media representatives seemed to outnumber fans and spectators at times. Trucks with large satellites and news vans lined both sides of Figueroa Mountain Road, and traffic was congested as trucks carrying construction vehicles and large landscaping vans drove in and out of the compound."
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/07/michael-jackson-2.html
Clarisse!!!!!!
*smoochies*
Smoochies from Tug, too. More like drools, but whatever...
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:55pm.
FUCK! I just called Walgreens to see if my prescription was ready.....$250!!! I HATE MY FUCKING HMO!!! They cover NOTHING!
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Did you ask your dr for generic and if you have a separate provider (most HMOs will have a separate Rx provider - not like Kaiser which is a one-stop-shop)you can also call the Rx provider and ask them what drugs for your condition are covered. And you can also try petitioning for it to be covered.
Tomorrow it will have been one week since the MJ news blew up.
That is 6.5 days longer than Angelina Jolie likes to be irrelevant. What do you guys think she'll do next to get back on the covers?
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"Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:55pm.
FUCK! I just called Walgreens to see if my prescription was ready.....$250!!! I HATE MY FUCKING HMO!!! They cover NOTHING!"
My Mom works for a health insurance company and says PPO is the way to go. Sorry, M.E. :(
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M.E., your healthcare is like not having any at all I see. Lol!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Clarisssssssssssssssssssssssalina! Oh how it overjoys my heart to see your big Christian head on here.
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ISMU!!
LOVE TANK!! How cute!!
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
FUCK! I just called Walgreens to see if my prescription was ready.....$250!!! I HATE MY FUCKING HMO!!! They cover NOTHING!
Roo- I can't believe how quickly I'm seeing just a shape change in the last week. I'm sold on it!
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:51pm.
"Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:46pm.
I was telling Carrot earlier that I actually like their song "Paranoid".
*hangs head in shame*"
Awww, it's OK. I was listening to their "Before the Storm" song with Miley and was enjoying it until she was like "wooohoooo" and I was like, oh, fuck you Miley.
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*stands tall and proud* I have never heard one note sung by the beaver-toothed hookerlet.
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<"Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:48pm.
What the heck is going on? Sorry if I'm repeating something that's already being/been discussed. From TMZ, today:
"The Jackson family has just released a statement via their newly acquired reps, saying there will be no public or private service for Michael Jackson at Neverland.
Contrary to previous news reports, the Jackson family is officially stating that there will be no public or private viewing at Neverland.">
What the heck is going on? Here's my bet - it's 4th of July and the cities of Los Angeles and Santa Barbara told the "Jackson family" no way. No 'effin way.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:50pm.
RooMoo- This is their cheeseburger pie. I remember it from when I was a kid and it's tasty but I'm spending 8 effin' WW points on one piece so it better tide me over.
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Hee. That better be a big piece!!!!!!!!!!!!! WW works, though, so stick with it.
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